messages to thedevlyn:
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from san-meroed :
Haven't been around in awhile... just stopping in to say hello.
from chubbychic :
Just two more days. ��
from san-meroed :
I'm giggling. I just don't giggle, but I am.
from thispain :
Beautiful picture
from san-meroed :
I do apologize for being gone so long. I missed your words! I was a bit busy with life, as you hoped.
from san-meroed :
I return.
from sallydallydo :
Enough shots like that and you can buy that golf course. Then sit around the clubhouse in a wife-beater tee, cutoffs, with a six-pack of Schlitz, just to piss people off. Good times, good times.
from ohell :
god, just over a few months and I can see your wit has sharpened 50% more. xov
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Nice shot. I'm already impotent. Does that mean I can steal it? ;)
from llttleslster :
I forgot to tell you. You should see this page. Go a little way down, past Geri and John. http://llttleslster.diaryland.com/061112_43.html
from llttleslster :
Such is the human.
from niyne :
Thank ye! Thanks so much. I had lost my username when the computer crashed.
from llttleslster :
Hmm, good to see you, however, I have no bribes. I'm happy that the democrats have succeeded. Your comments are right as far as the raise of minimum wage. People seem to think it really changes things. They will smile because it is higher, and frown because milk and tobacco cost more. Blah blah blah, you know this already. Show us the kitty?
from rostlina :
The day I read that, I had come home from Wal-Mart with a "fuzzy unicorn colourable box" set, and 60 Crayola markers in a castle-box.
from bluerelic :
lol, it's easier that way i guess.
from bluerelic :
Well he only ditched me for about an hour, and I was technically supposed to be working, so who is to blame really, him for hanging out with his brother, or me for leaving work an hour early?
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
*crayons. Old people can't type.
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
I miss the good old days when the most important thing in my life was a box of crayone. Maybe I'll run out and buy a 96 ct. box today. :)
from thispain :
Alright.... so I gave in. I bought the crayons for shorty. And she loves them, of course.
from thispain :
Now I feel refreshed... and happy... and... kind of bubbly. Thank you for posting! *sigh* how I missed your mind. While unpacking, I came across that "butter flavored syrup" I took a picture of for you. I laughed to myself, set it aside, and thought about you when I nearly broke my neck on it later.
from sallydallydo :
Well FI-NAL-LY! And in full form, too! Now if I meet anyone with three names, I'll know to head for the hills. Some of my mom's relatives have three names. Hmmm.
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Hmmm. Let's not forget about assassins. They get the three name treatment as well. (Glad you finally updated.)
from camera-girl :
Thx for the comment. I like the tired bush aswell. :-) And I must ask: What abouth the Indian? ;-)
from sallydallydo :
Heh. Btdt, 20 years ago...and then after the cat-herding the Infinitely Wise Arteests did not prime the side of the building correctly, so a couple of years later the mural fell off anyway.
from llttleslster :
You split my side. The mental image of someone hearding kittens with a watergun is fantastic. Glad to see you post again as well
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
*sigh* Are you ever coming back?
from sallydallydo :
Like it's been sprinkled with fireworks! Awesome!
from ohell :
What have you done with Todd? Tell him just because he gets a great girl in his life doesn't mean he should be dissing his friends. Or I'll tell him.
from groovyguru :
Hey Todd, those photos you sent to Sallydallydo were AWESOME!!! Good to see your work. Great job!
from bluerelic :
i miss you
from sallydallydo :
My God, that's gorgeous! Heck with issues, I would totally campaign for Johnny Depp, if I get to run around in a Pirates of the Caribbean outfit.
from lulu-burden :
:) Glad to see ur still alive. You should come over to LiveJournal. It's must better/cheaper... lol and there is no Andrew... haha Visit me sometime! http://lulu_burden.livejournal.com
from imaginated :
I love you... seriously... heh. Willy Wonka...
from sadangel14 :
your welcome. i was bored. thanks for sayin thanks. bye.
from might-could :
Hi Todd and happy soon-to-be Christmas! Tea stain from cups: I have used Clorox Clean-Up and left it over night and then used a bit of "elbow grease" to good effect. Even BETTER though is the industrial coffee urn cleaner I horked from work. Okay, if it use it at work but not for the coffe pot is it really theft? Kinda. Anyway, I put that in my thermos (which is horrible) and leave it with boiling hot water for several hours and chunks come out. It works better than the Clean-up but you know, it's from some supply store. Cheers
from sallydallydo :
Purty picture! And two whole updates! Some people are just too productive this time of year.
from wistful-blue :
I know; that statement wasn't intented for anyone specific, I'm sorry for coming across that way. I just meant that I don't enjoy being a drain (in any form) on society's resources. -cat
from chubbychic :
I miss you always <3
from might-could :
I'm glad you received it. It's freezing cold here and I hope it warms you or someone. Thanks for the support--I assume you referenced my "epithet" entry. Stay You. : )
from rosedreaming :
Toddbert, thank you for the note. It's nice to see some one still is interested. I hope your gallery work goes over well.
from wishful-me :
Well, it was an interesting card, to say the least. &two boys gave it to me, so I didn't expect much more than that. :P But hey, I got stickers out of it...well, Barbie stickers. I don't really know what to do with them, however.
from might-could :
Be well, T. -LR
from pattymelt :
so i tried to email you but it came right back, you turd. so email me - [email protected] so i can send you my new fabulous address and you can send me some mail i want to read!
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
:)
from imaginated :
44 days is too long. Come back!
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Where are you?
from might-could :
gawdern yer smart. I'm a doofus. Thanks for the same username idea! I'll leave as is for now since I'm working (yes, I really *do* work!). Cheers
from lulu-burden :
Hi dearie. I just wanted to drop by and say hello...I hope all is well. Thanks for reading my page still. I don't update it much, but I still try :) I update my LJ more than here on Diaryland, because Andrew is a pain. You can check it out if you like ... <a href=http://lulu_burden.livejournal.com>Lulu on LiveJournal</a> Anyways... I really just wanted to say hi, and thanks...ya know, for reading... Later- :) Lulu
from groovyguru :
Thank you for the artist remark. I assure you however it is nothing anyone else could not do with a little time on their hands.
from groovyguru :
Thank you for the artist remark. I assure you however it is nothing anyone else could not do with a little time on their hands.
from llttleslster :
Reading you always makes my day better. Thats all I can think to say..
from chubbychic :
Well, you know how I feel about all this. But I can say this in your defense (not that you need one): There are two kinds of responders in a situation like this. There are those who have the heart and compassion to reach out and help. Then there are those who design logical solutions to prevent this kind of catastrophe in the first place. Both types are needed in their own way, but at different points in time. Right now, we need the first type. But minds like yours will be useful in seeing that something like this never happens again, if it is at all preventable.
from rosedreaming :
OH DEV. This entry does not make me a happy girl. In fact, it makes me sad for you as a person. I won't even lie. I completely agreed with NOTHING you said about the looters or the people. Sorry boo.
from betchy :
hey you!!! missing you and the rest of this place!! why are net cafe's so damn expensive? and why am i so poor?
from llttleslster :
Thank you...
from chubbychic :
Brilliant as always, love.
from ruachadonai :
#90....eyes or biting wit. :)
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
lmao (yet again)
from ruachadonai :
Another great one. ;-)
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
damn. i really must hurry up and write something profound so I can finally have a comment. :)
from missy-17 :
hey how ya doin, me i am fine
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Awww, dude, come on...my puppy is a pit bull. He's a lap dog in disguise...ok, maybe not, but a girl can dream.
from san-meroed :
My mistake. Not only am I a complete moron, but I'm absent minded. I have my notes turned on now. I hope I fixed this before you stumbled onto my note-less diary.
from sallydallydo :
Oh hey, for some odd reason my images have not disappeared. Since I must be teacher's pet or something, I shall be more than happy to return the image hosting favor.
from sallydallydo :
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
from groovyguru :
Offended? ME TOO! . . . You shucked it right down to the cob my friend! Good for you and good for any hapless liberal that stumbles into the hornets nest. I loved it. It may have been awhile since you posted, but quality outweighs quantity any day in my book. You dig?
from san-meroed :
Would it, possibly, be okay, if I were to add you to my reads again? I read you back before mr diarylAndy lost my old account. I find you fascinating.
from brokentone :
Bad week, maybe? That's okay. I enjoy reading what you have to say. Dawn
from ruachadonai :
I hope your girlfriend appreciates you; because after your statements on the ACLU I think I�m in love. ::laugh:: In my unasked for opinion however, the part about the Pakistanis is a bit harsh. I have a friend from Pakistan, who is Muslim, and he lives his beliefs in peace. I have other Muslim friends who do not believe in jihad. There are bad ones in every religion. I'm so glad you're back!!
from chubbychic :
Excellent entry, love. You always impress me.
from imaginated :
Amen!
from ruachadonai :
Hey you, where did you go?
from ireintrospct :
Hey there, thanks so much for your comment and being happy for me. Sorry to hear about your images. Isn't it funny how naked we feel without pictures...or is it just me? Probably just me.
from bluerelic :
Well I didn't get the opportunity, and I really didn't drink that much, because no drunk entry came about. Better luck tonight.
from bluerelic :
I know, working on a birthday sucks. Unless you were talking about the sleeping with strangers part, then I don't know what you are talking about.
from funnypoops :
What the frick? I could blather on about how unfair it is that your emails have gone ignored and now your images are gone. Instead, I'll suggest photobucket for your images. The service is free, they have quite a decent amount of space, and they don't choke your images with their address.
from chubbychic :
I feel that I'm doing my country a dis-service for being in love with such a commie. But alas, I am hooked. I love you.
from might-could :
I particularly identified with your blowing stuff up entry. At any given point I've been the church, the hoos' next door, or you. I've never been on the dole but taking fireworks apart and rebuilding is a Jefferson Co. rite of passage. We're in drought this year so I've been terrified of the neighbours' fireworks. I put the kabosh on any on our farm...this doubly helped in that it kept my brother from coming over at all.
from wishful-me :
Thought I'd say thanks for the note that you left. It made me smile.
from might-could :
Hello, Kid. I just linked to you in my diary and while I'm ready to assume I'm an idiot, I think something's still goofed up with the linkage thing. I went to check the link and it took me to that EVIL error page from when DL went kaput. I know you loved that a lot so I thought I would taunt you with it "a 2nd time."
from sallydallydo :
Put me down for a few million bracelets, as long as you include his parents on the plan. My child has needs like that kid (apparently), and he is at HOME. NOT IN THE WOODS. NOT CAMPING. I hate nimrod parents.
from chubbychic :
Oh my gosh, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.
from might-could :
Did you see the pic of the kid, "Toby," and then at the later photo op? I don't remember hearing them say he was "special needs" but really. I grew up with a retarded kid and I later taught MR kids. There's something actually "amiss" with that laddy. Leave him in the woods? Sounds fishy to me. The mother even said she knew he was dead...hrmm.
from goldieknox03 :
happy belated. You are so right about the whole jumper thing. waste of time
from might-could :
You really are scary-right about everything today, buddy. Right on.
from xnavygrrl :
Happy Late Birthday! Too bad your diaryland girls aren't there to give you birthday spankings!
from funnypoops :
Happy happy birthday darling Devlin. Thanks for staying alive another year so I can read your cynical wonders.
from imaginated :
Always late to arrive, still I show up shouting "Happy Birfday!", making an ass of myself as I realize, once again, that I am in the wrong house. Or at least that's what I assume would happen if you had a birthday party and I were there. Have a great one anyway!
from might-could :
Happy Birthday!!
from sallydallydo :
In case you were wondering, you still rock. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to thedevlyn. Happy Birthday to you!
from betchy :
Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you Babe, lots of big birthday kisses and cheer to you!
from xnavygrrl :
I share your faith, and your journey is very similiar to mine. I don't write about it enough, but reading that you felt like you were lying by not writing about it...well, it's like you read my mind. I am such a liar...because God has done so much for me in my life, and I'm truly thankful. The best blessing of all? The support and love of people like you, people that don't know me outside of the web...that's so awesome!
from funnypoops :
The comfort of being secure in your faith is something that so many people seem to strive for and never accomplish. I know that I'm not quite there myself. You speak of it in a way that doesn't make me want to run for the hills.
from no-map :
"I knew" only because somebody told me.. but yeah always pelased to hear it said out loud! well done I hope you're enjoying your walk with him. I am adding this to my favs hope that's ok x
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
I wish my faith was as strong as yours. I'm working on it though. I forwarded you an e-mail that I received last night that seemed eerily similar to your last entry. Let me know if you don't receive it. *hugs* Amber
from imaginated :
I knew. They say actions speak louder than words, but sometimes words (the right ones) will whisper to those who need to hear them most.
from burnmedeeper :
i never replied to your message but thank you. i am still heart broken over him because we are going through some shit but i'm getting over it.
from the-doughnut :
Tx! Will you marry me?
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
I wanted to thank you for the comment you left me recently. It really made me stop and think about where my faith is at right now, at this rough spot in our lives. I know that eventually, I'll find a way to forge ahead.
from honstyzbrutl :
You are now reviewed.
from goldieknox03 :
hey if you wanted the cookies, you need to email me a address.
from imaginated :
It's a platonic love, which makes it ok to get it backwards. So there.
from honstyzbrutl :
I would be thrilled to review you. Where did you find my site from.
from might-could :
Today (the day I read your V. Fox thoughts), our local NPR dude was reading a teaser and said something like, �taller grass, piles of dirty clothes...what would it be like without our illegal immigrant workers?� My mouth dropped open. Yeah, NPR is *so* liberal...Not in STL, baby!
from chubbychic :
That was bloody brilliant.
from betchy :
thank you for the advice you left me last week sweetie x
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Were you hiding in the bushes on my last day of work? I suddenly have a very strong urge to return the t-shirt the assistant swiped for me.
from might-could :
About expecting the same from "good" people as "bad" people...I agree and what's worse is that by incrememts, "good" people doing bad things over the years either to their children or in front of their children can not only "make" adults who believe that those actions aren't "that bad" or worse, to believe that those actions being done *to* them is acceptable...because if not, "why would mummy & daddy have done it to me?" Paper clip or "she was drunk and didn't mean it," it's all the same to me.
from r-e-v-i-e-w :
your review is up!
from nonnymouse :
That had to be the most pretentious piece of drivel I've read in a long time. Your point was also idiotic. I hate to think that you're coaching kids on SAT words since you CONSTANTLY misuse them--not only that, but your spelling, grammar, and punctuation are atrocious. Anyway, your writing consistently provides a great deal of entertainment for a bunch of us here in NYC who work for an academic publisher. Rock on, Todd! P.S. Your advice column is also excruciatingly bad.
from sallydallydo :
And now, millions of pens and manilla folders will mysteriously reappear in offices nationwide.
from imaginated :
Hey sugar, I'd love to send you mail (but not bills) if you'd only give me an address to send it to. You can email me at imaginated(at)diaryland(dot)com and you will be pleasantly suprised to recieve a fun card from me :oD
from xnavygrrl :
When I clicked on deardevlyn, a page came up talking about the hardware failure. Maybe it needs to be regenerated...or maybe I'm a big dummy.
from xnavygrrl :
I pimped out your advice diary in my profile...Maybe if you post a photo of you, the girls will want to ask you questions, you handsome devil.
from betchy :
i cant leave a problem for you on your Dear Devlyn page. my work proxy it! can i leave my problem here? actually if you read my latest entry, thats my prob. what should i do about Fent? please help me Todd xxx
from talk- :
Well, when my life is boring, not much else to do but watch movies. Do not fear, I am probably more of a dork than you.
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
Yeah. Tell me about it. This kid is going to be one geeked-out bundle of nerves. Just like Mom ;)
from groovyguru :
ACE is pure GENIUS my friend. That entry was a work of art!
from betchy :
i'm sorry babe, i dont remember seeing any questions from you, or i would surely have answered!!! maybe my comments were playing up! anyway, if you leave them again, i will gladly answer them when i return form my hols!!!
from betchy :
honey, those sorts of people are the people i deal with all day every day in my job!!!
from might-could :
Dude, (I mean that w/ the utmost respect, I call everyone I like "dude") maybe next time and iPod-sportin' slug holds out her hand for a handout, ask her if she'll take $25 for the iPod. I mean, depending on the G-size, a 20GB new can be found (I did) for $279. The very next day it's worth 1/2 of that price as "used." I'm assuming the iPod held by a person so-described would be worth a 10th of that, right?
from chubbychic :
You are too funny.
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
M and I were at Autozone last w/e...not only do they make fake bullet holes, but you can buy fake bird poop as well. I AM NOT KIDDING. Who the f*** would want to buy fake bird poop?
from funnypoops :
Perhaps they think that if people see the bullet holes they'll feel sorry for them and not shoot at them?
from d1mndn3r0ugh :
I vote for Survivor: Compton. Imagine some prissy-assed princess and a stuffed shirt thrown out on those streets! LMFAO!
from sallydallydo :
How about Survivor: Newark? Or Survivor: No Other Appearances Allowed? Gawd, I hate that show. Then again, I think professional sports and reality shows should add some real obstacles, like flying sharp objects or balancing over venomous snake pits. Where's the challenge?
from loner-blues :
Glad you approve. -cat
from thebuggles :
haha. I once worked at a movie theatre, and i quit after one shift at the beginning of a week...and they docked 6 cents from my 5 dollar paycheck they mailed me. I laughed and laughed and lauged.
from llttleslster :
Rock my socks. Take care.
from llttleslster :
Yes, I tried to e-mail it to you but I don't think you got it. Although, I did send it to your diaryland e-mail.
from talk- :
HAH! 11 cents! You made my day, that is hilarious! I luv you man, you are so...HAH!
from sallydallydo :
Eleven cents. Amazing. I once heard that if you overpay a utility or phone bill by seventeen cents each month, it drives their accounting departments crazy. Maybe you should overpay by 11 cents for awhile and crash their system.
from groovyguru :
I know how you feel about the bill for $.11 as I have had things like that in the past. I have a check on my coffeetable right now from the Visa people for $.33 and when I was in the Navy I received a paycheck for $.25 due to a clerical error. I never cashed it as it would have cost me far mopre than what it was worth. They sent me hate mail that I was messing up their accounting books . . . like they needed help. I still have that check somewhere. OH... and I got a check from the phone company for a dime I lost in a payphone back in the 70's.
from goldieknox03 :
oh dear. so that means you are? i have no idea. WEll. im sorry. Have a good day.
from goldieknox03 :
hey you. long time no note. did i piss you off? About the brownie things, its actually recommended not to use a mixer and just use a spoon. over mixing will cause your brownies to be too tough. But hey, have fun you baking nut!
from loner-blues :
Well, there is something poetic about costing them more money than if they'd never sent you the bill in the first place... :-)
from behindthelad :
hello fellow sinner - nice to meet you :) Ive written about pride - do we get all get a prize?!
from justamephit :
Hello hello ... I've been reading through your diary the past couple of days, and I'm very much enjoying it. So, just wanted to say thank you for writing and generally filling my dreary afternoons at work with many wonderful words :) And I'm also here in my Goddessly Capacity (which I tell you, is doing no favours to my ego) *cue lightning storms, chicken feathers and an impressive guitar riff* It's all right you don't have to kneel (much). Let's sin, baby. I played with Pride for you because, even though you say you're quite humble, you seem to have a lot of confidence in who you are (which is good) but in the end I decided you deserved Envy because it just felt right to me and I think it'll challenge you more. Enjoy :)
from loner-blues :
Ain't nothin' in this world fo' free mah brotha.
from mathero :
We're almost twins! Or not... =)
from mathero :
Yes, I've known someone I shared a birthday with. Thanks for the random question! =)
from loner-blues :
Hey, didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to tease. :-)
from funnypoops :
I swear I'm not trying to lock anyone out! Stupid diaryland is screwing with me again. I've moved though, sadly, and you can either type aaaaa and aaaaa into my malfunctioning dland diary, or come visit me at http://funnypoops.diary-x.com/ I'm still looking forward to reading your diary! Hugs!
from catz-eyes :
hi, just wanted to say am glad you've joined the 'Se7en Deadly Sins' diaryring. looking forward to getting sinful... will be in touch, probably via email, with more details soon-ish. =^..^=
from llttleslster :
I have your picture here and scanned. Let me know when you'd like it! :)
from lulu-burden :
Hi hun ! Sorry, my diary shouldn't be locked anymore but if you still can't get in then ur password is "sexy". LOL : ) My whole template got deleted by some glitch in diaryland. I had to start all over. Tell me what you think!
from loner-blues :
Hey Todd, seems Diaryland is kicking everyone's ass these days. I locked up (temporarily) to make a layout change and can't get the page UNlocked, so until Andrew sees fit to get off his ass and rectify the problem -- USERNAME: fucked, PASSWORD: over. I'm sorry for any inconvienece this may cause. -cat
from bindyree :
Maybe the real killer is hiding in Michael Jackson's bed. Whoever draws the short straw gets to go look.
from funnypoops :
Those bastards! Am I the only one that didn't realize that your comments were screwed up after writing two paragraphs? Uh duh... Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I read you religiously so please DO let us know if you go somewhere else. I may just take the pilgrimage with you. Hugs, and a kick in the ass to Andrew :P
from xnavygrrl :
Hi you handsome devil. I wanted you to know I was thinking of you today. Oh, and the gift certificate idea is the bomb! I will surely use that in the future. My new motto:"Fat Girls Need Love Too". I think I'm going to have a t-shirt with that on it made up.
from bluerelic :
I know, I'm sorry... but you had my hopes up!
from bluerelic :
You jerk, I checked, too.
from loner-blues :
Awwwwwww, what a lovely comment you have for my diary! Thank you. Hey, I found out how to get the nipple thing for cheap-ass people like me: cut off the tips of lemons and stick 'em to your tits. Cool, eh? Thank you Amy Sedaris. :-)
from bindyree :
Wow, images lost from all the way back to October, huh? Fun! I wonder why some of us got extra f*ckage for our troubles? :-P Anyway, hang in there.
from loner-blues :
Damn! I really wanted a pair of those nipple things! :-) -cat
from bindyree :
Yah, don't ya just love Diaryland. Gosh, when this happened, I just went ahead and reuploaded everything that was missing. According to what I found, I think my missing images only went back as far as January 5th or so. But there was that trip to Anaheim, and the two conventions, and my current banners. MINE! MINE! MINE!.. oh sorry. Had a banner theft flashback there. Anyway, get crackin. And guess what else? I recommend making a backup of the images you *didn't* lose; like, download em back down off of Dland. The upload along with the download only took me from ten at night to four thirty the next morning. Wheeeeeee!!!
from abittergirl :
ha ha ha. whiny bitch. ha ha ha.
from loner-blues :
Okay *Humbled* Thank you for adding me, I'm flattered. -cat
from bluerelic :
i know, i am scared, but not as scared as i was on my creepy date last weekend! wish me luck, (ill be fine)
from loner-blues :
Oh, one more thing: funny coincidence -- my dad's an electrician too. Well he was...he's going to have to retire soon because he keeps screwing up his back by over doing it when he works. *Tears hair out in frustration* He just had back surgery and yesterday, bent over to look at my computer screen. Oy vey! I thought: "That's why you have to retire! You're always pushing it. Eeesh!" See, Dad really loves his work...he's a third generation electrician and was even hoping for a while that I would get into the trade, until he realized he'd have a crispy critter for a kid if I did. Why did I ramble on about that? I'm sorry if I bored you with my inanity. Please forgive me. It's early (for me) and I haven't had much sleep. -cat
from loner-blues :
You're welcome. -cat
from ireintrospct :
That bad, eh?
from bluerelic :
I am really nervous to hear what my pending comment will be. It creeps me out that you had no first impression of me, but I am thankful you didn't just put "neat" or "odd" or "girl", like some people love to do. Anyway. Gotta go.
from loner-blues :
sychophantic* (Sorry, it's late and I'm a shitty speller on my best days).
from loner-blues :
I'm not quite sure how I ended up at your diary, but I'm so glad I did. I've been jumping through your entries at random and happened upon #300...and found myself reading the one entry about your relationship with b0b0. So few people would come out of a situation like that with the grace, dignity and appreciation for having cared so deeply for another person. I think that's truly amazing and wonderful, not to mention unique. I won't go on, lest I start sounding synchophantic or worse...schmaltzy. *Shudder* Suffice to say, I'm very happy to have found your journal. -cat
from ireintrospct :
Thanks for the laugh. I like to pretend I'm rich, I feel it but the novelty will soon wear off. As for the TV, I got nothing.
from goldieknox03 :
but i love him, so what does that make me? :)
from groovyguru :
Hey, thanks for the idea on the frame. I have already put a 3/8 inch frame around the outside to make it boxish. I bet it would look good with an interior box too. I may even add one more layer on the outside. It is so big I may have to get a city permit to use the thing when I am done though. Groovyguru
from jademercy7 :
Yes I'm back! Hooray! I missed ya.
from ireintrospct :
That's hilarious! I was seriously considering misspelling everything too but thought everyone wouldn't "get it". Damn I should've!
from ireintrospct :
I thank you for your note as well as for adding me. I'm honored. If only everyone could be a little more accepting of our imperfections... This whole apostrophe thing has actually inspired an idea for a new banner! I'm sure you'll know it if you see it *wink* Thanks again
from happydaggerz :
you don't know me. you just know someone i know. knew. whatever. howdy. this felt necessary..don't ask me to explain why once i've slept. o_O
from xnavygrrl :
Oh my god. I just sent you an email. I am FREAKING out! Why am I popular search? How would one find that out? Oh dear...
from prissy-pants :
Touche. I am lost, adrift a sea of boys.
from cindreviews :
Cinderella Reviews is a brand new review site. So if you would like a review please come and check us out at http://cindreviews.diaryland.com/ . We hope to be hearing from you soon. Thank You!
from funnypoops :
*Love* the button. I feel so honored hehe.
from ruachadonai :
Yayyy!! I'm honored! I feel famous now. :-P
from marlborostar :
It looks like, huh? Your optimistic aren't you?
from xnavygrrl :
Thanks for the note, you doll, you.
from xnavygrrl :
I tried. I just hope she doesn't discover how NERVOUS this makes me. She's a kid, for criminy. I thought I had a good 3 years left until her hormones started driving us both crazy. Ahh, the loss of innocence is profound to me. Kids are supposed to stay kids. It sucks, but I guess we'll make it.
from goldieknox03 :
thanks. so looks like your doing good. HOws the 'Couv doing? Ill have to read and catch up. Loving what you did to the layout
from goldieknox03 :
remember me?? im married now. and in idaho. i miss portland
from xnavygrrl :
You crack me up. I do think you should do an advice column.
from crimsonqueen :
just in case you were interested my new diary is talk- just thought i'd give you the option
from ohell :
wth did you go
from xnavygrrl :
Thanks for your Christmas card. It was lovely and flattering, as usual. Such sweet sentiments you shared with me....my friend. I'm glad it's over, aren't you???
from xnavygrrl :
I know what you mean about Christmas (or Giftmas as you call it). I mean, I was sort of in the spirit most of the time. Then, part of me also felt like I was on the outside looking in. I know people felt happy, but I wasn't always feeling it. By the way, thanks for the note. :)
from ruachadonai :
Thanks for the comment too :-P
from ruachadonai :
Thanks for adding me, I love reading what you have to say. :)
from crimsonqueen :
Thanks pal!
from fallbehindme :
aww thanks
from xnavygrrl :
Maybe I've said it before but you are a handsome devil...
from jademercy7 :
Where'd you go? Come back to MSN! I miss our talks.
from liesal1979 :
I know, People will never learn about Common desency!! Bless them tho!! xx
from betchy :
hey you, i've put your link up, but i dont see mine anywhere!!!
from betchy :
so whats going on oh gorgeous one, you start leaving notes for my bezzie mate, but never leave them for me anymore? what is up with that? xxx
from liesal1979 :
HA i see...... Just wonder if they do know the meaning, Coz you could call them it with a smile on their face and they would think you were being nice! xx
from liesal1979 :
See now I haven't explained myself very well, I'm not calling americans Wankers, I am simply saying that they don't know the meaning of the word! I know what you mean about Fanny Packs, Its hilarious!!! xx
from slkj131 :
So I've succeded in making myself look stupid, about twice already. Please forgive my ignorance. I now know that people used to get tortured by hot copper in the eyes, and that hummingbirds DO have feet! Oh, and of course, like you need the compliment, but your sketch was amazing. I really envy people who can capture the essence of what something IS. Thank you for sharing. ~Sarah
from lulu-burden :
Hi, I fixed my guestbook. Go visit my diary and say hi sometime : ) Later- Lulu
from ohell :
first time for everything, Mr. beauty tips. Volcano was great too.
from xnavygrrl :
Hello fellow brandwhore. I'm one too. I think you may have inspired me to work on an entry like that too. Oh, and I added you to my favorites list. I find you to be a bloody fascinating person.
from betchy :
but, my dear todd, i am only ever at work when i update. and i certainly do not drink doubles while i am working! i save them for after!
from lulu-burden :
Hi Devlyn... My diary is open now... Let me know what you think... : ) Later- LuLu
from ohell :
it's god to be back + o.
from betchy :
you really are quite gorgeous young man!
from bonnylisbon :
I see, I see. Thanks for getting back to me.
from crimsonqueen :
Oh, ok, lol nevermind then
from crimsonqueen :
Thank you. Yeah, its always the hardest right after the break-up. And she was the first. But I'm doing ok, and soon I'll be able to think about her without feeling so down. Hopefully real soon. I'll still love her though. She's an awesome person.
from bonnylisbon :
You work in a bar, correct? That has to be one of the most depressing jobs ever.
from sallydallydo :
Thank you for the mahvelous advice re:sitemeter. I owe you a big ol' pan of brownies for that one. Giant corner pieces coming up!
from sallydallydo :
I'll bring the cheescake and take you for a spin in Hubby's speakers on wheels (thinly disguised as a truck)...
from jademercy7 :
They shouldn't be broken dearie, it might be your computer. heh.
from jademercy7 :
I'm alive!
from crimsonqueen :
Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out for you. It seemed like they would for you and her. I hope someone comes along and makes you happy.
from crimsonqueen :
:)
from crimsonqueen :
Thanks for missing me and for understanding
from betchy :
oh honey i wish i could give you a big hug!!! i still dont really get what happened with you guys, but i understand if you dont want to talk about it. feel free to e mail me if you do. but anyway, she must be crazy, i think you're lovely x
from betchy :
well you are definately a hotty young devlyn. very dark and handsome. i definately wouldnt kick you out of bed ;-)
from onewetleg :
thanks for taking my survey. reading your answers was more fun than a brazillian wax. love, jj
from b0b0-review :
your review is up love
from wakemenot :
hey, cant get the other one working just yet. but here is another public one I started up- case you want to add to it. ♥
from chubbychic :
Gosh, that was so sad. *hugs* I know how ya feel, and it sucks royally. I know this seems kinda trivial considering the circumstances, but you really are an excellent writer. Reading your most recent entry, and the "kiss" entry,... God I'm so jealous. You write things in such vivid detail that I feel like I've experienced it myself. The sad thing is that I haven't. Not sure if I've ever felt anything like that before. I'm so jealous.
from betchy :
the hurt does go away. it doesnt seem like it right now but it does i promise. i'm sorry honey.
from betchy :
you're still here!!! yay!!!!
from betchy :
honey i am so glad that you found b0b0 to be just as wonderful in person as on line. i am thrilled that you are happy, but sad that you wont be updating anymore. maybe you could pop in once in a while to let us know how things are going. take care x
from betchy :
i am really excited about you and b0b0 meeting!!!! i wish you all the luck in the world!! be sure to give us details (although not too many - i might blush!)
from crimsonqueen :
Yeah, I know. It just seems that way sometimes. Thanks.
from b0b0 :
I am sooooo excited love! Our first kiss is less then 60 hours away now! I love you.
from betchy :
i have sent you an e mail with password etc on it. i wouldnt want to deprive you of the excitement that is my life!!!!
from slkj131 :
I'm only gonna lock my diary up for a little bit. I had to do some ranting about someone who actually reads my diary, and I didn't want to deal with the consequences. So I'm gonna add somemore entries before I unlock again... in hopes that that person will not go back and read that particular entry... Plus I made it kinda vague. Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll open up soon. And I'm SO excited for you to meet B0B0. I want gory details!!! ~Sarah
from snugbug69 :
I actually messed up. There were two questions. 1. Padded bra - cheating or necessary. 2. Matching or whichever is on top? Thx. -Em
from plopphizz :
Sending out a note to all who participating in BERTS before, I posted a new set this week. -- P.P.
from betchy :
that is really good drinking that much water. it is very good for you. i am curious, did you and b0b0 meet through d-land?
from abittergirl :
that should say... NOW go and write her a love letter.
from abittergirl :
I'm a dork taking surveys. I like 'em a whole lot. Never fear, though, I wasn't TRULY mad at ya for the whole pet survey debacle. However, Petsurvey2 more than makes up for any future disagreements we may have. No go and write B0B0 a love letter or something.
from betchy :
you're welcome x
from betchy :
thank you thank you thank you!!!!! i should have known you would be the one to do it!!! you are a true legend!!! x
from betchy :
more surveys!!!! i need more surveys!!! oh and it is very sweet the way you talk about your love. she's a very lucky girly x
from p00h :
Thank you very much. Charles is good people
from betchy :
i just took all your new surveys!!!
from invisibledon :
Thanks for doing my I was bored and drunk and listening to the cure while I wrote a survey survey - interesting answers and glad to see I'm not the only one who knows the reason why the bat is on the label
from slkj131 :
Thank YOU for your surveys. I have to say they were probably some of the best I've ever taken. I'm so happy for you and 'Your Love'. This is like a soap opera that I get to read and kind-of be apart of while its happening. I wish you both the best. Oh, and thanks for your diary, its AWESOME. I put you on my fav's.
from p00h :
I like crayons
from betchy :
i just filled in all your surveys. ALL OF THEM!!!
from pattymelt :
i have been reading some of your older entries. not the real old ones. just like, may. and can i tell you? if you were to eat a cupcake after eating so well...it would be a total shitfest. i don't eat tally "raw" but i eat well enough that pizza gives me the craps. good luck!
from pattymelt :
i have read some of your stuff in the past month and i just thought you deserved that last spot!
from betchy :
thanks for adding me!!!
from betchy :
i am indeed fast. and furious. and i very much like your diary. i like it more today than i did yesterday.
from crimsonqueen :
I like how you can be both funny and serious.
from abittergirl :
ah, thedevlyn, you are like my own personal Yoda. The voice of reason in my turbulent little diary world. Thank you!
from onewetleg :
our early ancestors ate things like eggs and milk because they saw other animals eating them. what i can't figure out is who ate the first artichoke. love,
from wench77 :
interestingly enough i managed to read most all of your diary entry before the whole thing started flashing invisible on the green background off and on. So yeah, here about three years ago, they started systematically bending all mail in half. yeah. and putting a rubber band around it. If you ask me, if someone wanted something to be folded up, they wouldn't use a 9x12" envelope, and pay the extra postage, now would they?!! $20 for 36 pics sounds not so bad. Regular 600 Polaroid film costs here $20 for $20, so I would save it, like Bobo for you, for someone cute and whom I had a thing for. Lucky boy. I am here via the "Todd" word in onewetleg's entry. tah!
from biodtl :
I just had to write and say thanks for the kind words. I am very new at this and it's hard to get used to people's reactions. I would never edit my opinions, but I felt like I should respond, because musch of the negative feedback seemed to some from those who missed the whole point of what I was saying. I generally have a "who gives a shit" attitude, but this whole diaryland experience is throwing me for a bit of a loop. This newbie truly appreciates the support.
from b0b0 :
from onewetleg :
thanks for the advice about sap. i wish i had known all of that back in the early 80's when mom was building the house. fugggin sap everywhere. you know, that stuff is chock full of vitamin c? :) love,
from b0b0 :
good review- I would agree on the Extras- surprized she didnt slam your lamo template- arrrr- ♥ :P
from over25revue :
your review is up. bite me.
from onewetleg :
happy birthday, dork. love, jj
from coldooze :
hi. i have listed you as a favorite. and have a link to you in my diary. you could at least list me some where. *sniff* love,
from b0b0 :
from onewetleg :
very nice list.
from crimsonqueen :
Your Welcome :)
from coldooze :
i will be here to read it. oh, btw, this is jj. i have launched a new redesign site. do you think it should be re-design, or redesign? i can't decide. oxoxoxo
from b0b0 :
from crimsonqueen :
That's pretty cool!
from crimsonqueen :
Thanks!
from wench77 :
Well, then it must be one of those memes cuz like the two ears, one mouth thing, I have heard it here and there for years. :) Though I suppose it is a good retort to people who totally obsess on the past ( in which case one could say "there's a reason why the steering wheel faces the front window and not the back"! ) :) Do you hate me now?
from p00h :
I love kudzu. I am originally from GA. Had all kinds of it in my backyard and I took some kind of a liking to it. I do want to thank you so much for your reply. I would not mind growing it throughout my home here in the coldland. I could probably sleep on it. Good show. Thanks again.
from wench77 :
hehe the rearview mirror quote mustve been by one of those people who cut me off when I'm on my bike... they never shouldercheck and then say "oh i didn't see you!" hehe. Actually, the rearview mirror only reflects the back, but fullsize, much like a camera lense isn't the same size as the scene it is capturing. optics optics, not how much one can or should look. jeesh. hehe and IF the mirror were as big as the front window, one couldn't see out the front window. One might better note that the front and rear windows of a car are about the same size, and a car also has windows on the side. In order to go forward without running anyone, go around corners without getting sideswiped, and reverse out of tough spots without crashing, one needs as close to 360� vision as possible. Looking only forward and only glancing in the rearview mirror as one advances through life is a good recipe for hit and run with little concern or learning. Thanks for your time and patience at me picking apart that quote. hehe.
from wench77 :
hehe, did you read the comment at bobo's?? I was just comparing to her lovely zoo drawing and hyperbolating. If you read any of my rants about my reviews you would know I don't care a whit about templates (unless I am bowled over by one like Pure-Vida's flower)... I think diaries are there for the diary. So don't take it too seriously. I never play with my template. and it is an incredibly dull diaryland standard, as said reviews have pointed out. BTW kudos for making our bObO so happy! :)
from godmoney :
congrats on being quoted! (i am so pissed... i saw TRENT REZNOR on ur surreal generator but clicked too fast and didn't get 2 read the whole bit) Nice diary!
from p00h :
Do you have Kudzu in your backyard at all? Thank you for your response.
from onewetleg :
my ironysense is tingling tonight.
from onewetleg :
whatever. shit happens. you're still my favorite. leave her and take me for your bride. there. that should cause some dissension. hehehehehehehe love you b0!
from b0b0 :
♥ and more ♥ I can not wait for the 200th!
from b0b0 :
Terrible of me to not notice the first time, yes, 8 definatly 8. Do not stop, I will be ready next time.
from p00h :
Thank you for the "light bulb' warning. We should probably never speak of that again. And in answer to your question...I do indeed know someone that can help you take over the world. Thank you for your time and effort in this matter...Good day
from b0b0 :
I saw the night bulbs... ♥
from b0b0 :
from p00h :
love myself daily
from p00h :
How very pleasant of you. Thank you
from b0b0 :
and 8
from b0b0 :
NO underware! Goodness me, I believe thats a first in my comment section from you. ♥
from kitty-kaboom :
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from incognito01 :
That doesn't shock me in the least that Safeway came in and probably took over a strip that presumably had mom and pop grocery stores in there before. I can be bitter about Safeway because I'm on the inside undermining corporate policy by not dressing according to protocol and using what I like to call "innovative pricing techniques". Basically, I undercharge if the people are poor. I'm like Robin Hood. Also, I'm going to bitch out the BIG guy that's in charge of the district. His name is Mark Leswick and he's a punk ass biotch. If you know him, tell him to watch out. Also, it's good to be off the chopping block.
from b0b0 :
and why dont you get a comment feature? um ok.. well, see heres the thing- I so rarly wear them that I would have little to say - I do like to imagine that when people get up in the morning and put on their undys that if they happen to be a really cool pair- they think... ohhh I have to go enter these on b0b0's comment page- ok... I can have my little dreams.. but no really, I plan on waiting about a year and then tallying up everyones underware, and asking for votes on who wears the best ones! - I made some of your entries favs- btw- I see you have made some of your own favs too and I thought I would do that for some of mine- I should stop now... ♥
from wench77 :
haha... nobody follows speed signs! They go above and beyond haha! Anyways, speed signs are laws, they are not directions. Directions are like "take your car key, put it in the ignition, turn til the motor starts, put car into "Drive"..." And i suppose you could just hotwire the car, but that is best left for cars for which the directions don't work cuz you don't have the key. Anyways, you win, since I DID follow the directions OWL put up, and even wrote her a comment to say that my 5th sentence of 23 rd entry was up, and my sentence is the only one she did not put on her entry about it today. I am going to go and kick a tree now. There are no directions for that, so I will know I am not doing it correctly and thus will not be penalized. AAAGH!!
from onewetleg :
oh, i will give you shit all right. you not only post lyrics, but LINKEN PARK lyrics. i should slap the keyboard outta your hand, mister. just kidding. i'm sure it is a lovely song. too bad i will never hear it. love you much, devvy baby!
from b0b0 :
completely agree, I dont know any gal who isnt steadfast in there product of choice. I have seen that comercial, very odd. But it seems to me I cant turn on the tv without an erectile dysfunction comercial!
from b0b0 :
14 days! You'll blow away! I tried fasting- inspired by your lifestyle- but it didnt make it even half a day- does cream in my coffee count as food- I couldnt go with out it! Food I can do with out- coffee- NEVER. Good luck with the truck- ♥
from onewetleg :
yeah, the entry generator is pretty cool.
from ohell :
I'm leaving a note b/c you said for us to. That must be wonderful to you, yeah?
from onewetleg :
Don't you just love it when you flush pigeons and your car exhaust gets shagged-out? *rsg*
from ohell :
personals is a good entry especially.
from wench77 :
Thanks for doing my dimmemories survey! Wow I WANT that glass milk bottle dairy delivery! cool! OMG you were a board and bag collector! My little brother was. He was CERTAIN he was going to be rich someday. I think we dumped them all several years after he moved away from home and couldnt be bothered to take them. hehe. Wow re the merchant marine pierced neighbor. I wouldve been so impressed... like living next door to a pirate! Haha, re the remote control thing... you are like the third out of four surveys I have read so far with the same answer. My mother always used to say she didnt need a dishwasher since she already had three. We were not amused. Well, thanks for travelling with me down memory lane! tah!
from b0b0 :
you can stop looking for my bells. I found them. Thank you for your time and effort in this matter! :P
from b0b0 :
you should read/see the photography book Personals by Michael C. Smith. Super funny. He collected odd personals -like, "Tennis - Playing Cross-Dresser" and then found the people that put them in and photographed them.- very odd book-
from ohell :
This Side is good. You have some good taste.
from wench77 :
Hey thanks for doing my dirtylaundry survey! I totally agree with this:" You ever notice the people that flip out and kill a bunch of people? They didn't vent about their problems. The neighbors always say, "He was such a quiet person". Fuck that." hehe. yup. My brother didn't vent, and he offed himself. I was surprised cuz I really thought instead he would finally blow and off someone else. hehe. This too, is totally right-on: "ANY relationship. If everyone does not understand what is going on, the failure rate goes through the roof." Amen yeah. As for the second part of question #25 you didnt understand... I think it is cuz you answered "what time is it?" to the previous "are you an introvert or an extrovert"... cuz then if you said your friends were introverts, and you are an extrovert, then you'd be like "we're opposites", but if you hang with a bunch of extroverts and you are yourself an extrovert, then you'd be like "we're similar". Yeah. I wondered if people hang around in groups of people like themselves or "opposites attract" in their relationships. yeah. Anyways, great answers. Very cool. Might quote in an entry. A new survey? I've thought of it, but I am behind in reading the answers to the surveys I already wrote! A new one? People will answer it and I"ll have to read it! eep!
from onewetleg :
it rained here today, too. torrents of rain falling from the sky. the way people act in the rain you'd think it was bullets falling from the sky instead of water. i actually had to tell old ladies to get the hell out of my way so i could get out of my store. my exact words were 'let's move it along, ladies, my break is only ten minutes.' hahaha bang!
from onewetleg :
If you didn't overtake piston engines, the cement mixers wouldn't run in circles around you. i like hail. but then, i don't own anything. yay, zen!!!
from marlborostar :
Yes, she is. But still, she won't hesitate to put me in my place or tell me when I'm being stupid. That's why I love her. Bestest friend you could ever ask for.
from marlborostar :
Thanks for leaving a note. Didn't know I had to do something for people to leave me notes. I'm slow like that. Just ask JadeMercy she'll tell you.
from b0b0 :
apparently I am a fire shadow.
from invisibledon :
thanks
from b0b0 :
http://www.getfitfoods.com/grapple_story.html hope you find some- heres a story bought em'
from b0b0 :
I know, sorry, but I updated for real now. Hey, I found some of those blood oranges you were talking about. I am gonna give em a try!
from onewetleg :
oh, shut up. why the hell aren't you online, you giraffe anus?
from b0b0 :
Blimey! Thats the same score I got! :P
from b0b0 :
Thank you for takeing my survey!
from onewetleg :
congrats on the one hundred and on the week meat free. it's really not that hard. i go through phases. meat, no meat. i never miss it either. seitan can be good if it is prepared right and i love tempeh. but then, i like tofu. uh-oh, anecdote coming on. my mom used to buy steak when i was a kid and pound it with the meat hammer until she could make four serving-sized-looking pieces out of one steak. what a woman. meat was more of a seasoning in her house. except chicken. which she raised and killed herself. ok. pointless anecdote over. love,
from ohell :
so proud of you champ.
from onewetleg :
the link works just fine. you may be confused by the fact that it leads to a page that looks exactly like my page. but it works. how are ya babe? talk to ya later. love,
from onewetleg :
hey. sorry about the lottery thing. sometimes big deals fall through. yeah. i just had the best time. i clicked on one of your favorite diaries and read it. and then clicked on one of their favorite diaries and read that. and then clicked... etc. what a huge circle that was. i went from losing the lottery to finding god! then i heaved a huge sigh and came back to write the note i originally intended to write. only i then chose to write this note. i am very happy with my decision. live with it. love,
from jademercy7 :
The name of the bird in the lion king is Zazu. And the evil octupus lady in The Little Mermaid is named Ursula. Now how do I know all of this? Well when your sick and are too weak to leave the couch in the living room, you sit there and watch every disney movie ever made. Now try and argue with me people, but you must admit, that the Lion King is perverted. Yes I said it, and what? And what?!? What was that? Nothing. Exactly. Later Todd.
from jenifer-007 :
AHHH! I KNOW! They told me just before I was going to bed & now how am I supposed to sleep?
from jenifer-007 :
lipstick base is grease. So any sort of grease remover would work. Try some dishsoap on it before anything, dishsoap gets grease out of things.
from ohell :
very funny.Good post. I don't want to post today b/c I just left my guy and he reads this, & I want to make a clean break. How do we change the password? I'm so fucked-
from jenifer-007 :
Ha! I just got home from work and complained endlessly to my father about what assholes were on the road today on my way home. Too appropriate.
from ohell :
you're right you are slacking but I still have you beat. Get to it over there.
from lostmormon :
ps. i got a temp so i'll be kicked outta that ring. oops. but i think i did it wrong. it comes up errors. geez im blond. How was your day? could you tell me whats wrong with my page... the library doesnt let me view source..
from lostmormon :
wow what neighbors and friends you have. You are so much... more... i dunno. better than all that drama. silly people you put up with. like me for instance;)
from science-girl :
Thanks for leaving me notes! :-) I survived... I'll update my diary all about it tomorrow.
from onewetleg :
man, you had friends on jerry springer and neighbors on judge judy. how white trash can you be? i salute you.
from onewetleg :
re: 01-24: <<grins>>
from lostmormon :
sorry i didnt call back. I was sobbing too hard. Damn emotions. as for your other collaborate site. F word is used alot. I like it. A lot
from lostmormon :
your beautifull. such happy writing. thanks for bieng a awesome friend and confidant. Im glad you put up with my rambles. cause like you said lastnight, (this morning??) people have had it worse. i need to put myself in place. off to spend more time with dan....
from lostmormon :
sorry about the multiples. as i said I may be lost. maybe i never loved him. but that seems a disgrace to what we were. and how i felt. maybe im just pathetic. i feel so lost you know...
from lostmormon :
you need to see a doctor. i got vicodin. i'll give it to ya. HE HEE. Im in eugene. its cool. i guess. me go entertain the boy... LA!
from onewetleg :
sounds alot like broken ribs. the good news is the doctor can't really do anything for broken ribs. the bad news is you get no pain-killers if you don't go to the doctor.
from onewetleg :
good thing the ladder was there to break your fall. fucking gravity. gravity sucks. love,
from lostmormon :
well there stud. I sat here in vancouver. freezing. and shoeless. *tear* I hope you have a awesome day!
from lostmormon :
im lonely lonely lonely!
from onejjaday :
i archived also. whatever.
from onewetleg :
yes, you see, when plaing the astrojax, no one would come near me. yet i pick up the phone and try to negotiate the hr menu and they would flock to me like puppies, nipping at my heels and yapping in my face. i think it has something to do with murphy's law. love,
from ohell :
what state do you live in?
from wench77 :
that's really kind of a funny entry! hehe, you say how can people be so oblivious and uncaring about other people, and then you end by saying fuck it why should you care... ie that is probably EXACTLY the reasoning of the people you complain (rightly) about! As for saying things... I dunno. seems that i can make huge efforts to be nice and say supportive things and all, and then I say something that I think is not meaningful, or is a joke that is not personal or whatever, and that is the ONE thing that turns out pushes some button and they are like "HOW COULD YOU!!" and I'm like "what??"... cuz everyone's buttons are different yeah. You can never know. And people don't understand people either. If I say "oh what lazy fart wouldnt pick up their dog shit", how can I know that my beloved best friend didnt pick up her dog shit yesteday and so thinks I am being snarky and calling her a lazy fart and not even brave enough to say it directly? sigh. it is so unpredictable. yeah. And strangely enough, it seems that every person that goes "oh you are the only one who listens, who understands me" turns out to be the ones that treat me like doormats and take me for granted. Sometimes when you are nice they just want to please and appease the ones who arent nice. Sigh. Well, I am writing a fucking missive here. sorry you were missing your fave ads. That is a bummer when you are all snuggled in and warm and it is shitty cold outside. glll. And what house guest gets up at 6am on Sunday? nuts i tell ya. Well I am blabby so goodbye!!
from jenifer-007 :
I hate snow. And winter. And cold. And stuff.
from jenifer-007 :
hi
from jenifer-007 :
I'm just going to sit here and chuckle that you have six (6) of my diaries listed as favorites INCLUDING my secret diary that nobody is supposed to know about. Yeah, I'm chuckling. I can't get on my MSN because it freezes my computer, so I have to uninstall it and redownload it again (making this number 17,000) :(
from jademercy7 :
It's no big deal, just one of my random mumblings of depression. But I'm on MSN now in case your online.
from jenifer-007 :
I think people in general are good with the capability for great evil. I guess that's just being idealistic, and I have no good points about it at the moment, but give me a bit and I'll find some. I've decided that all my issues against religion relate back to the organization of it, and that people are the ones who run it/ govern it (I suppose debatedly). Oh, and you always leave me notes after I've already signed off, so I apologize if I don't respond right away :)
from jenifer-007 :
haha! Free advertising! Love it! Hey, guess what, I'm one of those drivers with a car not equipped for snow. BUT I still have to go places, take pity on us, our cars suck. Not our fault and stuff, I make tacos for a living. Mhm.
from envyyou :
haha, I wasn't going to, but I had such a bad writers block and was like "well, I'll just whore my new diary out" and I made it into it's own entry. Oh the strategy, cracks me right up. I hope you have a great new years eve, take it easy on your liver. You only get one (?)
from m-fslut :
thanks i m doing fine. check my update on lostmormon
from wench77 :
yay! another survey filled in by someone who can read!! Why does awe require fear? I am in awe of lots of things, like the workings of tiny bugs, and I am not afraid of them! Just totally gobstruck amazed by their tiny beauty and sheer miniature working existence! :) Maybe I misuse the word awe? I liked the answer about not throwing out the old flowers, and the one about the look on old people's faces when they realize someone is really listening. :) ps, in your entry today I loved the going on about your comforter... I feel the same way. mmmm! thanks again for doing my surveys! (yeah 30 questions is alot... what is up with Andrew that he programmed 30 spaces into which to write survey questions! LOL!)
from wench77 :
hehe, you can get patterns for sewing adult footed pyjamas, but when I plugged "footed pyjamas" into Google, it seems they are more a fetish thing! Who knew??
from wench77 :
Hiya! thanks for doing my weapons survey! For my comments on it, read both of my entries dated Tues Nov 25th... you'll see that some of the questions were setups (yes, I think enough is banned on airlines already, esp since they give you metal forks and glass bottles ON the airplane!), and yeah, I have seen Bowling for Columbine twice (see sept 10 entry) and loved it. anyways! thanks for visiting! I'll take a look at your diary now! byebye.
from onewetleg :
still, i'm here. i am. really. no fooling. i wouldn't lie. well, not about this.
from onewetleg :
i'm still here.
from disassembly :
Oh my, well thank you Mr. Todd :) I am awfully busy, I actually have 17 diaries, shh! ha! I've abandoned a few of them though.
from onewetleg :
why do we hold on to things that hurt us so much. hmm. maybe i can tell you about it later. love,
from jademercy7 :
Aww...always so nice to me. I feel so special.
from jademercy7 :
Aw merry Christmas and a happy new year to you too doll.
from crazygurl30 :
ok so now you have me curious...how on earth did i make you blush? oh do tell...merry giftmas!
from onewetleg :
merry giftmas to you to. the experiment is coming along just fine. thanks for the advice about the single blind vs double blind. love,
from onewetleg :
always expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed. that's been my motto since i was five years old. it always works. love,
from chubbychic :
That was the coolest note ever left for me! heee
from ohell :
in response to a previous entry of yours
from ohell :
Bitches. Always taking shit.
from onejjaday :
i don't care but someone wants me to ask you to check the profile and fuck what ever. change it. who cares
from onewetleg :
wow, onejjaday. i think it's right up your alley. thanks for the link and the idea. hmmm.
from onewetleg :
thank andrew. he's the one who made it all possible. all i did was copy and paste. love,
from onewetleg :
and what is this about ink girls studio? don't make me google.
from onewetleg :
'Oh to be an idiot and not know better or to not care.' this is how i have felt all my life. i envy the ignorant. to be able to walk around and not know anything and just be lala happy. to not have to think about the consequences of my actions. just for one day. to be blissfully ignorant. thanks for the insight into you life. it's good getting to know you day by day. the playpen. ha! everybody loves that. i wrote it. it's mine. copyright. i still want to chat with you. love,
from sexyatheist :
yeah, well i had to admit defeat. i am many things, but a sore loser i am not. i just don't want this chem final telling next semesters chem final what a pussy i am. that would be awful
from jenifer-007 :
I cry EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch Oprah. No matter what her show's about. I'm such a sap. Oh yes, and I thought Katrina was great! It's great art. I don't know about the hands and feet thing, though, it seems like it would take away from what makes it art in the first place. Maybe I'm just too picky.
from onewetleg :
well, that's what reviews are about. she say's my font and text color are hard to read. i wanted some more opinons from people that actually read me. by the way, that note had me laughing hard. i don't know why i keep asking for reviews. i'm going to keep doing it til i get a good one. do you have yahoo messenger or aim? i'd love to chat with you. love,
from chubbychic :
Thanks for adding me to your buddy list. I really enjoyed checking out your diary. <3
from onewetleg :
black box. ha! sounds like you had a lovely evening with this lovely lady. keep us posted. love,
from onewetleg :
thanks again. dont worry, i won't get a swelled head. wow, scooby obsession and i called you scooby. think we might be having a psychic moment? love,
from onewetleg :
i'm glad you're back. i missed you, as well. thanks for the compliments. it was a really fun time. yeah, i think jen's explanation pretty well sums it up. so i'll leave it at that. see ya later, scooby. love,
from ohell :
you should definately win a prize for endurance w/ your # of entries today. Impressive!
from jenifer-007 :
BoxingKatrina? Todd from Washington would be my best educated guess.
from jenifer-007 :
A very small percentage of dlanders are male. And most are only blogging because their girlfriend has a diary online. Also, you talked about folding laundry, which, is crazy that I would stereotype one who does laundry as female, but I did. Yes. I did. Also, you read/seen the Vagina Monologues? I assumed you were a feminist of some sort. So I guess I made three wrong assumptions, which led to an even more wrong (?) conclusion. Oh yes, and thank you for adding my poetry diary.
from onewetleg :
that hangover was for me. and i got it. sorry, sometimes i write drunken notes that i regret later. but hey, no sugar coat, right? i do not want to go to work today. but no bosses. only me and jefe. it should be slow and pointless interjected with irony and deviannt behavior. wish me luck.
from onewetleg :
wow, you really are an asshole! umm. i'm not sure what my point is here. do i need a point? really? wow, i expect a hangover tomorrow. love,
from jenifer-007 :
I, too, assumed you were a female. Oh yes, and I would love that link you were talking about.
from onewetleg :
good morning. that is just how i pictured the head-kicking incident going down. yeah, so we are all naked under our clothes. love the imagery of the cat and the shower. too early. need coffee. cant seem to complete sentences and everthing looks spelled wrong. love,
from onewetleg :
you got kicked in the head by a stripper. ha! yeah, i read my dailies in the morning while i get ready for work.. i happened to be writing the note while putting my bra on and thought you might like to know. i miss the rain. love,
from onewetleg :
ooh. when i lived in seattle we used to call it 'the bad vancouver.' join my weekenders diaryring. it'll make you happy. i'm naked.
from onewetleg :
thanks for taking the survey. i have a hangover. what coast do you live on? my head hurts. i think the cat peed in my mouth. wait i don't have a cat. maybe it was tommy. i have to stop sleeping with my mouth open... well, off to work.
from onewetleg :
i'm glad you are going to be around. it gets awfully boring here on the weekends with just me and junipersday and wench77. you'll be a welcome addition to the club. hmm. i think i need to start another diaryring. oh, yeah, join my diaryrings. i have plenty to choose from. and take my surveys. and go to www.htmlgoodies.com. lots of ideas and easy to understand. love,
from jenifer-007 :
wow, thank you for adding me ♥
from jademercy7 :
I feel so beautiful since you added me. Aww..Thank you. Thank you.
from onewetleg :
oh, and the note from onedark, with the html code in it? if you copy and paste that into your template your award will show up. yayay!!! love,
from onewetleg :
hi, again. there are hundreds of design sites that will give you a free template. if you see someones layout and you like it look for the design link and click it. the template you have is a nice one alot of people use it. do you know how to change your template at all? there on the left is a button that says change your template. if you click it you get to a page with a box with all the html for your diary in it. below that are some codes to make your entry's title show up on the page, to make the last five entries show up, all kinds of stuff. check it out.
from onewetleg :
i have had bad reviews before. as long as they actually read the damn thing before telling me how much i suck, i'll be ok. no giant penguins on the horizon. thanks for the shout out. love,
from onewetleg :
i don't know what it was about. i only read the reno entry and your notes. the first clue was the 'mmm satisfied' note. then i figured i'd better do some research. and here we are. how did you manage to choose me as the first favorite to put on your list? love,
from onewetleg :
oh, and if you need any help with images or anything, let me know.
from onewetleg :
ah, i have now read your entire 7 entries. for some reason i thought you were female. don't know why. now i know you are not only male but a grown-up to boot! how splendid! you are on the dailies and i will be reading you. i notice i am the first to list you. yay me! love,
from onewetleg :
holee crap. thanks for looking at my bottom. love,
from onewetleg :
wow, great luck! great entry! it reminded me of the years i lived in reno. i was a slot attendant for a number of years. thanks for tipping. you'd be surprixed how many people don't. love,
from onewetleg :
howdy. thanks for listing me as a favorite. i liked your entry about the drivers in the rain. hope to hear from you soon. love,

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