messages to toothbrush:
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from kelsi :
You are correct. Uh, prize, I ate it, sorry. It was a piece of apple pie. (What are you doing checking your notes but not updating? I didn't think you'd see that note for months and months.)
from kelsi :
(Name the tune, win a prize.)
from kelsi :
Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand, love letters in the sand, I remember you. Through the sleepless nights and every endless day, I'd wanna hear you say - I remember you.
from kelsi :
You are a tease.
from toothbrush :
from kelsi :
Ms. Brush. Ahoy. To make a heart: (ampersand)hearts(semicolon). & hearts ; except all together. ♥. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS, WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO UPDATE. Hope you're well.
from sorethroat :
email me dooooood. i tried emailing you but to no avail. (pussy kat at i love jesus dot com)
from lipsy :
hahaha! You have returned as well for brief interludes with Diaryland! May the force be with you...
from sorryarse :
hello there, i am Liz.been reading ur site for nearly 2 years now. and yeah, i am in love with ur layout!
from jonathan :
Your absence is suddenly noticed; I've been brushing my teeth so long I should spotted this earlier.
from gas-station :
"my cap is luke" is my favorite part of brain candy.
from vesselland :
aahh.. made the same mistake like entropicalia. just wanted to let you know that i bumped into your diary somehow and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! i´m a little late but that won´t mean less. greez anna
from vesselland :
I like to brush.
from entropicalia :
Happy birfday Toothbrush!
from evilgal :
I'm whoring out my Air diaryring because I spent a long time making an image-map for the link. Check it out it out on my page and join if you're interested -- http://evilgal.diaryland.com/rings.html!!
from beotch :
TB, you misspelled "barrel." That being annoyingly and ironically said, thank you for leaving crappy jobs with no benefits open for pathetic un-degreed peons such as my illustrious fucking self. Also, I hate it how I can't sign your guestbook because I signed someone else's like three months ago. Fuck.
from entropicalia :
Ahah, woops hit the button without noticing I had to put something here. *nervous nerd sound* Anyways, good to have you back toofbrush. Waddaya think of the new Hawksley?
from entropicalia :
I like to brush.
from sorethroat :
yo girl, (g-g-g-girl, as milli vanilli used to say) i totally miss your vibe - email me the key to your locked little book.
from fuzzy-grey :
Hey, I can even add my own stuff here. Now, that's novel. (nod)
from fuzzy-grey :
I like to brush.
from santoshchase :
"Besides, he told me I had a very nice-smelling vagina." There is something obscure and poetic about this line.
from sam-and-ella :
I like to brush.
from grumpystar :
hello- i've decided to lock my diary, so if you want a password leave me a note back :)
from toothbrush :
I like to brush.
from kelsi :
I don't know why my stupid guestmap thing always eats the dots. It's stupid and I never check it anyway, but I did today because I had a feeling that you'd signed it because I'm psychic. Geez, toothbrush, I feel so abandoned and lost without you updating all the time. :( I cry a lot. :*(
from bkwrds :
hi.
from everwhat :
I like to brush.
from wanna-b-ska :
I like to brush.
from sam-and-ella :
i miss you too toothbrush, its been a while. im sure my breath is all stinky and my teeth all green and slimey.
from grumpystar :
hey toothbrush, it's been a while.. how are you doing?
from pattymelt :
i love your diary! it will probably take me awhile to read thru all the hilarious stuff and get all up to date about you and your bf's big weiner but i can tell you i love your cat! peace!
from sam-and-ella :
fuck, i love Ikea.
from shampooer :
so why are americans so mean to us? yesterday on the radio they were say'in how borring canadians are 'cause they wont get the "super commercials" on the super bowl. damn them canadians for not being slaves to corporate america. but fuck 'em. they're borring
from shampooer :
hi there little lady
from shampooer :
hi there little lady
from tristantzara :
I like to brush.
from toothbrush :
I like to brush.
from spoonbender :
so i think you hold a diary land secret that i have been trying to crack for a month. or maybe you don't. does wax mannequin have a diaryland page?
from soursaurus :
you're neat.
from grumpystar :
Hi Toothbrush! I just wanted to drop you a note telling you I'm not using your template at the moment anymore. I felt like my diary needed a little change, I'll probably go back to the template you made me in the future! See yah! <3
from tehuti :
Cat entry: OMG, this gave me a much-needed laugh. So that's what goes through my cat's mind every day. *LMAO*
from streetfaerie :
man..i totally wanted to see the pictures of Dolores but theyre not loading (makes frowny face)
from kelsi :
Phooey, I think I deserve some exclusive never-before-seen cat photos. :( I will send you info about cat toilet training, as soon as I turn in this retarded thesis draft and come down from the caffeine high that I'm on right now that's making me shake and type 120 wpm. Cats are funny.
from kelsi :
Dolores is much smarter than my cat! Yes, by all means, send me pictures! The diaryland email address will work. In return, I can send you wild naked pictures of my cat using the toilet. Kitty porn. (Actually I can't, since I don't have any scanned in. But if I did I could.) :|
from whoasap :
i think your cat should be named esperanza. Esperanza seems like it would fit that cat. (I saw the picture)
from stilldunno :
Gretchen is a fabulous name....
from chrissy-love :
finally, your cat! i remember you noted me about wanting one before... best of luck from me and mine (sushi!)
from chiv :
water? well that's so crazy it just might work!
from beotch :
I like to brush. <--Hey it, was true.
from nividian :
Clean teeth rock my rolls.
from toothbrush :
I like to brush.
from fineskylark :
I have a similar problem with my toenails/fingernails as you do (general fear/loathing of long nails) and as a result, my left toenail has been ingrown for nearly a year...I'm glad I'm not the only one, though.
from apathee :
ah yes. the shy type. i shall admit i was a bit forward with the whole proposal. chivey's all jealous now, though, so i shall think that is good and fun(ny)...if you are interested in the zine i could quite possibly send you one. i've found diaryland to be a nice place to find people to send it to....hmmm. -a
from apathee :
brushy brush, (can i even call you that? no.) i can't remember if i told you we should be married. but now it just seems scary. the sea needs me. the sands knead me. did i offer you a copy of me zine yet? -a
from entropicalia :
I can totally relate on the toenail thing, actually, I'm rather obsessive compulsive about it. And I've done many such self surgeries as what you've described (though somewhat more gruesome, involving toenail clippers, tweezers and excessive bleeding). Just be leery, one of mine got severely infected and was very painful for many months. I almost lost the nail. Thankfully the second attempt at antiboitics succeeded...at perfect timing too, since the same thing had just begun to happen to the other toe (you tend not to learn from your OCD mistakes). Anyways, good luck, and don't get freaked out. Just nip it in the butt if it starts to get infected, instead of waiting 3 months until it's a bloated, green and red mess. Love, Bryn, An Infected Toe Expert P.S. Sorry about the possibly overly-vivid description.
from alisinian :
hot as crotch, says the banner flashing over my screen. brilliant. sure catches the eye. but holy hell am i impressed with you. what a layout. i've just been surfing around looking for neat people and so far i've enjoyed every one off of entropicalia's profile. i'm getting tired of just reading about my close friends' lives when i should be spending time with them. thanks for the cool.
from hermitage :
Dude! I paid off my viiiiiisa!
from hardest-itch :
HI. Um what are you doing with the watermelon? Putting vodka in it? What? I never saw that Naked Chef episode. I'm curious? MMmmm....vodka watermelon. Sorry. Anyway. So, what ya gonna do with the watermelon?
from squeeky :
hey just wanted to let you know that I have gone all covert on your ass and taken my diary underground. email me at "squeekyme@elvis.com" for your password
from punkahontas :
hi. i just do what the words tell me to do. xo.
from redblur :
Yeah, well, if you'd just use a wide enough aspect ratio, there wouldn't BE a scrollbar where there shouldn't be one and besides there isn't!! I use 1280 x 1024, and so should you!
from deadish :
yeah... um... yeah, you smell like week-old boiled cabbage! yeah.
from kelsi :
The reason notes suck is that you can't freakin use <b>html</b> anymore.
from angstrom :
sorry...i misunderstood what i read. toodles
from potatofucker :
Indeed Ms. Skypie is coming to visit. I lived in Regina for 5.5 years (I got degree 1 from there) and we will be spending a few days there. Actually I have never heard that there is a great Indian Restaurant in a strip mall. Do you know the name of the place? All I can remember is some place in a mall with good--I can't remember--but I thought it was Japanese. If you know what or where is was that would be a great help. I am very excited about the upcoming visit.
from ladeeleroy :
Nothing worse than a cootchie with a latex hanging out. I'm glad there is someone out there that shares in my experience. Why do they not teach such things in sex ed classes? Who are these boys mothers and why do they not fully explain that the vagina is not a waste bin for condoms ? Ahem. That is all. Thank you for being one of the few (read: only) to admit that such a thing happened to you and your innocent cootchie. My condolences to both of you.
from redblur :
I totally dig the word 'schadenfreude.' I was quite pleased to be able to use it in a diary entry.
from fearoftrains :
hey - if you like the silver jews and such you should check out My Morning Jacket - they are from louisville and are fawking excellent - i recommend 'at dawn' for starters - they have an earlier full-length and a new ep, which are both really good...
from xphilelh :
dude! that's the best movie in the whole world!!! Brandon: Be ready, cause at three o'clock, you get raped!!! heehee...kills me every time. and hey...i know you...i've read a whole lot of your entries....most of them i think...but not all. i mean..i DO have some sort of a life....alright, that's a lie. :) -Lori
from rudey :
Dude, I seriously about shit my pants when I read your diary post translation- that was the best idea ever, hope you don't mind that I borrowed it. Everyone must know how funny their diary is all translated and shit.
from lowanon :
Anybody who likes the Magnetic Fields and Rushmore are okay in my book.
from nolimetanger :
I (well, my notes settings) am honored to have been visited by the mighty toothbrush in print form, who I have long secretly idolized for both her righteous designs and overall cool personality. this effusion for k records rockstarz (who seem to hold some kind of patent on cute, do they not?) only confirms my earlier assumptions.
from entropicalia :
What's frigtening is that you pretty much just described my favourite Viet-Thai resteraunt here in the K-Dub. The only difference would be that you don't often have to sit with strangers. But it has happened to me more than once. I love the little write your own order sheet. I also love the place because even though they can't speak english, they remember me from when I was a little boy and try to tell me that. Jack Fruit shakes are good from what I've heard. Have you tried a Durian shake? It's my favourite...but not for everyone. They always used to come ask me if I was sure that I wanted it. And by ask, I mean they'd point at the code and then questioningly say "Durian? Yes?"
from thebot :
What the HELL was I THINKING? I'm so sorry love, I've reagained my senses and have put the proper description of your righteous self back to the way it was. Phew! Another life saved? I think so. Keep up the good work. Mwah!
from gingerbug :
Dear Toothbrush - although I am grateful that you linked back to my diary from above the random comments feature, it leaves me puzzled that a respectful and nice diarist like you would take code off someone's page without asking. If you would have asked, I would have said 'go ahead!'. The JavaScript for my 'random snippets' was custom-made for me by my boyfriend. Whilst I totally understand that by using it in my diary, it is in a way unprotected, I would still like to be asked for permission before it is used :(
from bkwrds :
ex-fiancé? i'm hurt.
from kelsi :
Colin Firth ... rawrrr.
btw, I see you list Cat Power as one of your favorite musicians. Do you know I saw her exactly two months ago today? I did, and was quite impressed.
from yellokitty :
oh jeepers. i thawt i was all special and stuff. (but wasn't the kiss oh so lovely?)
from entropicalia :
Go Toothbrush! You totally shed that lining.
from deadish :
yum, brainwaves! eat 'em up good.
from entropicalia :
Dude, totally name your spider "Rufus". Not after Wrainright, just because it's cool. Such a fitting name.
from kelsi :
Oooh, thanks for the Wonder Woman link. I have absolutely no memory of this theme song. Midi rocks! (not really)
from jonathan :
Tell me what to do to become a buddy and I will do it. My toothpick is out.
from angstrom :
thanks...im still playing w/ the 360 viewer thingie, so things are still a little fuzzy :)
from tvzero :
triple digits baby. not that this is a competition.
from apathee :
yes, well, you know. (heh) -a
from dominatrix-7 :
I didn't read your diary because I'm...well...really fuckin lazy. However your profile dug up all the thoughts I've had in the past two years and just forgot to add in my own profile. So anyway stay cool.
from apathee :
let's just get married. -a
from echopunk :
we are then kindred in our mini egg love. they should replace m and m's. (or the canadian equivalant, those little pastel things that are actually just prettier colored m&m's...you cant fool us americans..*cough*) anyhow, er, have a perfect day. some lady on the phone at work today told me to have "a blessed day", but frankly, i find that a bit jehovahs witness-ey. but maybe thats just me. ~j
from towelphaser :
nope. i play bass and trumpet, and occasionally pretend to know how to play guitar.
from towelphaser :
i just went back and checked. 10th of february 2002.
from towelphaser :
(deadpan)uh.. you mentioned it in your diary. sorry bout the eerie music and all, don't worry, i'm not a psychopath. maybe not NEAR, but you live in the hammer. i live in west toronto. i knew a girl who plays cello, but she lived in idaho. so you're most definitely near(er).
from towelphaser :
YOU LIVE NEAR ME AND PLAY THE CELLO?!?! why have we not met yet?? CELLORAWK
from echopunk :
ha! because you said that if you were shallow, you would be lookin' at ed norton, you are already nifty in my book. that, and your diary is all sorts of amusing. ~j
from redblur :
Whut th'? I don't see no scrollbar? Where is it? What does it say?
from entropicalia :
Hey, nice to hear things are going well with F. As soul-fucking as they can be, they're brilliant when they go well. Best wishes for happiness and such, your other uncircumcised aquaintance, Bryn.
from frajelhart :
Thank you so much for the note. It made me smile. Of course, I must admit that I have an eating disorder and cannot see this. Thanks for the compliment.
from ammonite :
dude! where have you been, anyway, besides fondling intact genitalia? incidentally, you should probably remove that guestbook entry - andre would kick my ass for disclosing that particular incident publicly. he's all, y'know, shy and stuff. hee!
from redblur :
Hey 'brush -

No WaxM radio show for me?

Oh well.... guess I'll muddle through somehow.
from praiseandrew :
raise the praise?
from grumpystar :
correct grammar i should have said... ha!
from grumpystar :
Hiya Toothbrush... hows it going? I'm doing great! I'm really enjoying drama class... theres a cute boy in it too... Oh! Where was I? Right, in your profile, "how come I wasn't this cool when I was thirteen?" Well, I am fourteen now. :) Okay, I tried to put that the least bitchy I could (Is that right grammar? Eek!)
from addieplum :
i was just reading your interview, and i think it's funny that mary chen's diary was the first one you read, cause it's the first one i read too! me and peth both got into it because of chen. she is so damn cool.
from redblur :
Hi -
Wow - my whole diary? Even the crummy entries? I mean, I know it's not that long yet, but still...... you must have been bored.... I'll try to return the favor as soon as I'm done reading my darling bot's entire diary.......

As for NewCat™'s name - no, I'm not sure about it yet. I was talking with my date about him tonight, and I kept calling him Snake, and it - well - it just isn't QUITE right. So I dunno. Thurston is still in the running, but so is Frankie Teardrop.

Now - as for your design being a bit um - designy - well. Firstly, let me say - it's a true eyelicious treat - very very pleasing to the eye. But - it's kinda hard to tell what's what, sometimes.

My gripes - the icons are hard to read - it takes real work to read them - "new," "older," and especially "guest nook" take real effort to decipher. "nefone," down at the bottom, is also a puzzler. And as for what it says on the toothbrush image - I know the first word is "toothbrush".......

And oh yeah - I just hate custom scrollers.I want my filthy scrollbars where I can see 'em and find 'em real easylike- just to the right of the body and GRAY, ok?

So that's what I mean by "designy" - designed to the point that the purpose is obscured by the prettiness. But I super dig your design for TvZero - it's filthy genius. I'd make the links transparent gifs, though, because the color matches fail depending on the monitor - on my machine, none of them blend cleanly into the background...... oh yeah, and add alt tags.....


Music to get all pedantic and critique toothbrush's site by:
RL Burnside - "Hard Time Killin' Floor" (I Wish I Was In Heaven Sitting Down)

from addieplum :
good thing i read your diary today. it reminded me to go get out the laundry i put in yesterday! woe!
from sooner :
your note made me feel like this:
from mel839 :
wow your note was like a slap in the face to me, but i still love you :D.
from hermitage :
i feel like a rice noodle!
from squarepants :
Hell yeah! I do have tattoos! Two of 'em. Oh, and have I mentioned that you have great taste in music? You do! Oh, and you are so cute too! That middle-finger entry was priceless. F'in priceless.
from hermitage :
ahahah! my mistake! I meant word ;)
from mel839 :
did you see him in the cop uniform?
from mel839 :
oh i see you've already found them
from mel839 :
NO I AM NOT JOKING HE LEFT HIS PICTURE LINKS IN MY GUESTBOOK! GO CHECK IT OUT BABY
from mel839 :
LET ME REPHRASE THAT: HE IS A FUCKING HOTTY!..wait he'll probably see this, um oops, hi jon!! :)
from mel839 :
Genghis-Jon is yum yum yum.
from illiac :
thank you, ms. sweet talker. it will get you everywhere.
from mel839 :
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from mel839 :
happy new year!!
from mel839 :
hey i want a refund, that note turned out unpretty!
from mel839 :
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from mel839 :
yeah thats right! I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!
from mel839 :
hello my dear! guess what? other then the fact that i love you and cant stop thinking about you.. i've been up for at least 4 hours and i havent eaten anything other then a candy cane, so i'm feeling a little woozy. i think i should eat something. hmm. i want to go shopping, will you come shopping with me? i need to get a 'few' things! umm well i'll get going now and try and find something to eat, i'll harass your notes page more later because I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!!
from hermitage :
Ahahahaha! Want to know something very exciting about Boxing Day? Well, I will tell you! Tomorrow they are showing the ten best episodes of Star Trek ever. Guess who will be glued to the television aaaaaaaaaaaaalll day? ME!
from squarepants :
Why yes, yes I did! Have I offended?
from chezfrancois :
of course, i could be french! do you not see my beret?
from energysucker :
weirdest thing: i seriously have never checked my notes, and then i did and there was a note from you!!! ha! but, yes, the emm gryner version of pour some sugar on me is the one that i was actually listening to. i like emm gryner, i did a whole profile on her and got to talk to her a lot. anywho, WHO KNOWS ME>??? i wanna know!!!!
from goldenlights :
if the previous message does not apply, does that include the 'I love her dearly' part?! :(
from squarepants :
Ack! I suck for not saying this sooner! You are the bestest! Thanks for supporting my urge to procreate! I really must stop using so many exclamation points!
from tvzero :
what's wrong with cuteness? too flip? would super-intelligent, highly skilled, woman of the millennium be better?
from interview :
Hi! We've started a new diaryring for those who have been interviewed. It's by invitation only...and we'd like to invite you: http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=myinterview - thanks and bye for now, Gingerbug
from hermitage :
Listen you crazy brothers of the Poo-kin name, can you little turd clones please stop declaring that Billy Corgan is a God over the airwaves? Billy Corgan is a fat fucking bald man of a disaster! Plus, get off that La-Z-boy - You already broke it once!
from hermitage :
Hello Toothbrush!
from unemployed :
i saw your name all over dland and i decided to come on over and take a look. you have the best taste in music and movie.
from deadish :
:D oh well, i am an expert on puns and corny jokes. so i though maybe...
but you are that clever, my little seamonkey sniffer!
from deadish :
hee, kza! i thought it were a toothpaste joke... let's recap, shall we? cap on the toothpaste! hawhaw?!
from hermitage :
TOOTHBRUSH is A+ cool!
from hermitage :
(on that note, i decided that "rickets" looks better with two ts -> it is all about aesthetics, and i am a materialistic beastie)
from ammonite :
toothbrush gives good radio! i almost wrote *head* there by force of habit... hahaha.
from hermitage :
RICKETTS...yo?
from magnesium :
Whoa there, I'm only intimidating when I wear my Ramones jacket and combat boots, and that only 30% of the time. Chances are pretty good. The people I meet from mac are either attached and unavailable or very lame. This just proves to me that Hey anyone who likes music and gets out from under a rock in Hamilton knows Wax-M. Oh, but Shallow is playing again I haven't seen them in so long. And some friends are playing with the Fembots. Yeah it is kinda wierd though, we've probably seen each other at some point. I have an office in Hamilton Hall, it's filled to the ceiling with ballot boxes. There does that make me less scary.
from kelsi :
Thank you for joining my pop diaryring and for telling me where you're from, even though I already knew. You're the only one who has followed my directions. I took the mad cat off of my page just because I was bored with it. I may put it back up some day because I like it.
from hermitage :
Dude! You are making me popular in diaryland. I get links to me from your page. THREE CHEERS FOR TOOTHBRUSH!
from illiac :
hello toothie. you have a lot of notes here. maybe the record.
from bkwrds :
hi. i need another nap sometime soon. my brother's an asshole, but so am i. defrauding the government is good for business. or so i hear. stream of consciousness garbage is exactly that. wow.
from glassy-dusty :
hi. do you want access to an FTP with rare, unreleased, and live bootleg mp3s of the Flaming Lips. Or how about mp3's of the new "Nite and Fog" EP by Mercury Rev? If you agree (here is fine), I'll just give you the FTP address, username and password (somewhere neutral, on a website perhaps). I mean, we can agree on music, but not on each other... regretfully (at least you, I guess???). Anyway, take care, K. Thumps up be to ya. Good luck with Waxie... cuz, hey, you may not be into the love thing... but rock stars need some good sexual healing, like their toothy counterparts. And... I'm sorry about violating your identity issues. It was my silly way of retaliating against those, otherwise, who were blowing me off. Like I felt you did, for a boy just trying to be nice.
from ann-frank :
yes ma'am I realize clix makes me a big old 'tard-girl, but you know, I never said anything but! thanks for your ongoing support! har!
from hermitage :
I thought you would be interested to know that there is a Cheesecake Diaryring
from tvzero :
you know, just knowing you're out there and willing to send me e-mails to tell me how drunk you are makes my day not so bad after all.
from gingerbug :
Thanks for leaving a nice note :)

Like Water for Chocolate is really rather special, no? I haven't read the book - but it's been on my list of books-I-must-aquire-and-read for a long time.

from cucumber :
shhh don't tell!
from ljiljiana :
Happy Birthday. I don't know you but I like your diary. I know what you mean. I'm 26 (I survived) and looking forward to freaking out when I turn 30. BTW, I don't think you're supposed to have accomplished anything special, even at 96, but that's just me and I do contradict myself a lot.
from ammonite :
so nice, i said it twice! happy birthday!
from mel839 :
YAY TUESDAYS.. I WOULD BE ABLE TO LISTEN IN 2 DAYS THEN!! BECAUSE I HAVE TUESDAY OFF WORK, YAY!!! IT'S A PUBLIC HOLIDAY!!! :)
from ammonite :
you're genius.
from hermitage :
I have an electric toothbrush - i thought i should add that. Well, what more can you say other than a)You make excellent pitas and are good at giving embraces in the middle of spooky halloween evenings OR (and i'm rooting for this one) b)So...do you want to interview New Order?
from fluf :
i have a green toothbrush with nice firm bristles. i have shiny teeth, mostly. what is mooommmussss?
from amorphous :
Thanks for the message. I've actually seen scenes from that "Conspirators of Pleasure" movie, and was quite moved by the toe sucking fish. As for the Un-American Spellings, don't sweat it love. I often do it myself. "Glamour" is the only way that I know how to spell it, perhaps that has something to do with the faerie magic aspect of it. I dunno. However, I will definitely be reading more also! I can think of few things more appealing than a daily brush!
from ammonite :
is this like passing notes in class? i hope we don't get caught...
from steviek :
i get so excited when i get notes, and it was so nice that you think i'm nice ... happy to leave the dentistry out as well. --sk
from squarepants :
Hi there! Yes, I am a student of the teaches of Peaches! She's a dirty one, ain't she? I love it. Oh, and I have not "killed a rabbit" yet (a.k.a. gotten pregnant) yet. I think the story behind killing the rabbit is from back in the day when they used to inject a woman's blood into a rabbit. If it died, the woman was pregnant. If it lived, no baby. Thankfully they don't do that anymore! Cultural reference: See Aerosmith's song "Sweet Emotion." The line goes, "Tellin' other things but your girlfriend lied, Can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died." xoxoxo!!
from maimedvelvet :
Reading you reminds me that I need to floss more often. And I thought no one else in the world shared my adoration of things pumpkin. Pumpkin muffins are especially good. Rock on, my friend.
from blinkmonkey :
hey excellent diary, can't wait to try and read through the whole thing! ;)
from wateryone :
ha! the movie is wicked, it's filled with complicated noir similes. Hilarious.
from glassy-dusty :
blackmail would be too easy.
from kelsi :
This is like stone age chatting.
from kelsi :
Okay, fine. I'll send you an email. But you better not tell anyone!
from kelsi :
Well, okay, freptology is my secret code word for what I'm studying in school. I am so anonymous.
from kelsi :
Ha ha ha, so you want to know what freptology is, eh? Well, I can't tell you. It's secret.
from wateryone :
mmm, Double Indemnity. Do you like Raymond Chandler too? Yay for library people.
from kelsi :
Oh yes, Colin Firth. That's how I found your diary, I was looking at the Colin Firth diaryring. I was hoping it would have a picture of him. Alas, it doesn't. I spent all weekend watching Pride and Prejudice and becoming totally obsessed with Colin Firth. I love him now. This is bad. I can't afford to have any more obsessions.
from mel839 :
it makes me so angry
from mel839 :
i was in the middle of writing you a note but then my computer decided to restart it's self without my loving permission. i dont think it wants us to be together. forces of evil these days i tell you.
from squarepants :
Hi there, lady! Thanks for supporting my new-found heavy metal font. You like? I like! Sorry I hardly ever leave you notes. I read, I just don't say much. xo!
from mel839 :
yay you answered my super duper lucky question! you're lucky about the penguins, i saw some when i was little down at phillip island but i was too young to remember, but i think they might be in our zoos, except i cant remember either, hmm.
from mel839 :
aww thank you :)
from mel839 :
*YELLS MADLY AT PEOPLE FOR NOT LEAVING YOU NOTES!*
from mel839 :
my head hurts, hold me?
from glassy-dusty :
okay... so it seems I pissed you off. I'm thinking of issuing some sass, but it seems like that'd only dig the whole deeper... and I want out, as it seems you are deleting my entries to your guestbook [a harsh yet understandable extreme]. Plus, having likely read my diary might otherwise lead you to think of me as spineless, and thus maybe worthless in your book of life. And I have been, in the recent past. Well, pass me off as you will, yet please take notice of my apology. I'm sorry, Kaz. My greater lack of tact and deceny is overidden by my cherish of honesty, and I'm sorry that it violated your anonymity-- or so it may have. That was not my intention. And as a simpler hypothesis is often taken over the more complex, I'll leave it at that. I'm sorry, yes, but will you bitch me out in person [though via whatever electronic means] instead of deleting stuff that doesn't violate your space? I mean, that story about my barber was genuine, give or take a bitter retort. and, Well, goodnight. [P.S. did you see Tori on Letterman?... do you get Letterman?... and feel free to delete this, of course]
from fu-fu :
Dearest Toothbrush...being called Fu-Fu isn't all it's cracked up to be. Some can think of nothing better. Me? I can. I'd much rather be known as Chachi. Or perhaps Mork. So I feel for you and wish enormous gastric pain upon all those who call you Fu-Fu, whether it be to your face or behind your back. Consider yourself added!
from thebot :
I read your profile this morning about so many of your "buddies" commenting on oral hygiene. How could I do less than comment on your other, numerous, fine qualities? How, I ask?
from mel839 :
LALALALA!! woah down the bottom of my screen it just said.. erm oh no dont worry :/ (i'll seem stupid if i say it!) :D *TICKLE TICKLE* shit.. that was a big tickle
from squarepants :
Heh...yeah, you got me. He spells it with two t's, but I can't decide if I would. Too many people get it wrong! :) xo!
from mel839 :
oh and... mel stands for melanie :/
from mel839 :
hey kaz! um yeah i hate my name now... but i'm stuck with it :p. uh i made it up for some yahoo crap YEARS ago but i just keep using it, oh well! and 83 is my birth year and the nine just seemed better then any other number :D!
from parrynight :
p.s. oh yeah, you have great taste
from parrynight :
i love your site. you most likely don't know/remember me. i saw you on poly a few times. i keep seeing you on diaryring lists that i joined. anywho...
from mel839 :
woah
from mel839 :
:)
from mel839 :
YES!!!it's a stupid fucking stupid tax thing stupid fucking john fucking howard wanted to put on EVERYTHING but... we dont notice it anymore.. well i dont.. but it says it on all your shopping dockets how much gst you paid etc.. IT FUCKING SUCKS!!! do you have it there?
from mel839 :
._.
from glassy-dusty :
sorry for the previous message, toothbrush. I had a very down weekend, and I guess you mustered all you could, writing me a note. My dripping sinus of a nose put me in a shitty mood, before whence I wrote that shit. so yeah. take care n' all.
from glassy-dusty :
Yes... thanks for your customer service clarification. Blah. [oh well]
from osporilla :
No, you don't know me. And, wow, you finally replied to me and said something[not much, but]. anyhow, good day. And excuse me that my diary's locked, as I am moving it to glassy-dusty (a Grandaddy instrumental title). Do take care. Bye.
from lindsayism :
Hey, I just read your entry in my guestbook...thanks! Compliments from women are always worth more, especially when they have well-written and interesting diaries of their own. I'll keep reading yours!
from squarepants :
Okay...I'll give you a big hint: Ever see "The Blues Brothers"? If it's been awhile, I recommend watching it again. ;) -squarepants
from mel839 :
hmm i keep pressing the wrong buttons! STUPID BUTTONS!!
from mel839 :
hmm, i just realised that notes dont show time or date of the note being written, HMMM
from squarepants :
Hi there! Yes, I agree that this is a bit redundant. But, oh well! By the way, your earwig story was super-shiver-y. I feel exactly the same about large, scary bugs. As far as your dishes go, I used to be the same way, and then I found the dish wand. Ever try it? It's great. xo! --squarepants
from ann-frank :
I don't have a lot of time to read right now, but I loved your last entry about the holier than thous ... the older I get the less I go to see live music. I don't even bother if the venue is larger than 1,500 anymore. If I wanted to see radio head from 100 yards I'd just set my TV down the hall way and turn on my stereo... What's the point?
from toothbrush :
Notes, notes, notes. Would someone please leave me a note?

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