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My hamster is on his way out. His stomach is distended. What ever happended to your little hamster with the same problem? Do you know why this is happened? I have my hamster in a box at work and I know he is still alive but is dying. His stomach go huge in such a short time, but he was still going poop so I thought he couldn't be backed up. Any info ASAP would be great. Thanks.

from chaosdaily :

hi uber, you ever try half.com for used books or cds? the prices are great.....

from frwhiskey :

Gruss Gott Uberhamster! Found your diaryland because you were writing about China, where I too have ventured. I think you could add me to your over-40 list, yup, I qualify. Most of my entries are about tourguiding problems in San Francisco. Yours is well written and full of honest details, I like it.

from love-in-vein :

heh, thanks for the 80's suggestions. Much appreciated, der �ber hamster! -Mel-

from faeriesky :

Hi, i am on the low carb diet and i have an awesome recipe site, if want it just leave me a note. :)

from goldilocksz :

lol ^_^ *luvs hamsters........ and ur diary*

from damodred :

the hamster is soooo cute. you need more hamster pictures. i haven't had a pet rodent for about a year and a half now. i think it shows. i have 2 cats though, so i think anything smaller than a bunny would be bad.

from variablestar :

Christian Messemaker... I like that. :D You've got a great diary here... and you're not the only one who finds such things funny!

from mnemonia :

Excellent stuff. You've found another regular reader.

from raven72d :

As a major fan of Hamtaro (Little hamsters, big adventures!) I have to say that I like your page... and that I'm sorry to hear that little Smallfry passed on. Hamsters are excellent little friends.

from greylady :

your ad rocks. and here's hoping that "faggot" goes the way of "nigger" as an insult...

from restoration :

i like spam...!!!!

from itsbeenreal :

hey uber, sexisfun here. my new diary is itsbeenreal. thanks for the message.

from unchbunch :

Yeah, I once lived in an apartment where mice also lived, and though many of them were done in by the traps, there was one rascally mouse who managed to get the peanut butter off of the trap without setting it off. For that rascally mouse, I set the peanut butter on the underside of the trap, where he would have to work hard to get it... Lots of jostling. Too much jostling for one steel spring to take without suddenly dislodging the hook that released the u-shaped wire. You get the picture.

from soapypjs :

yes, i will be your hamster. thanx for the offer.

from broken-glass :

I bow down to the uberhamster!

from mahawards :

you got 4th place in the contest... good try

from nevarren :

aw, cute hamsters! I used to have russian dwarfs -- an adorable species. Sadly, they died after escaping their cages in the Northridge (California) quake in '94. Poor sweeties. I also had a longhaired mutt hamster, but she developed a cancer and had to be put to sleep. At least she didn't suffer long. I never had much luck with hamsters, however I had plenty of luck with rats. They can be just as cute!! Anyway, say hi to your critters for me. And update! I've been waiting for that second entry on abortion you promised!! -C

from mahawards :

You've been nominated for best style of writing! congrats

from nevarren :

I recommended that all my readers have a look at your thing on abortion, because I think it's interesting that the catholic church thought it was okay and all. What changed? Anyway, I wish my boyfriend would pick up birth control pills for me, but he would be disowned if anyone his mother ("pro-life" specialist) knew saw him set foot near the place. Ah well. Keep writing. You're good at it.

from waterbelle :

Oooh. I know that song! It was featured in a Mary Higgins Clark novel recently. I've never actually heard it, but I knew the lyrics as soon as I saw it. I'm glad you guys have your song, finally!

from wendyloo :

Ok Ok I know it's Jan.25th and the lights are still up on my house. They would be down if we still didn't have two feet of snow..they are iced in..at least I don't turn them on anymore like my neighbor. I did remove all wreaths and bows, does that count?

from snowy :

I could try that psycic-help sort of thing on Snowy the hamster, although I have to warn you, I tried it on my friends' CD-player and it didn't go to well... *grin*

from strega :

thank you for the story! ya know, you've got to give the guy credit. He's out there trying to make something of himself. It's truly a pity that he's choosing to do it in such a overblown, melodramatic sort of way. Poor guy. I was going to go down to the local comic store to see if I could find his stuff, but then I met the Vampire Monique...

from strega :

welcome back! it's good to see the new entries; would *love* to hear more about life as a comic book store owner.

from strongerthan :

Ahh Robby and Meryl sittin' in a(n African) tree, doingmorethan k i s s i n g.

from naomibeth :

Cool site. I visit you often. I wish you updated more. Thanks for giving us the full roll call on your hamsters. WRITE MORE!

from xoxoxox :

or as doughty would say, 'right on with your right on.' or mc hammer: 'too legit 2 quit.' this analyzation just went straight down and hard, didn't it?

from anenigma :

What?? I've never signed this? My bad. You rule. Keep on keepin on.

from schmez :

Uberhamster is cute and sweet and he makes good doody. Whoops, did I just say that out loud? Everybody's workin for the weekend! And mine is JUST ABOUT TO START!

from mireillie :

I've really enjoyed reading your diary for the past few months...your design is groovy and so are you. Um, not much good at the whole analyzer thing. Drop by and see us over at Naked and On Fire. You know, if you get a chance.

from oval-opal :

It makes me really sad to think that the comics that should really RIP are the ones keeping my favorites alive. I hate the greedy types you mentioned. I really wonder if comics would die if the only place that sold them was online? I love Gloom Cookie, and Lenore....

from lapisllong :

you are such a darling, and so is your lovely Lily! you two are so much nicer than many people could DREAM of being! I loved reading your journal and thank you for being out here, practically naked, for us to read. Thank you!

from oval-opal :

:Beeg hugs: for the Uberhamster and the emotionaly draining visit from Lilac. Wiser for the wear I bet.

from tiffster :

LOL I love this place. Almost like Oz.

from sinnamon :

Unforunately I don't have lots of junk to write about like Q so that lots of your space will be filled, but I can say this! I love this diary. It's one of my favorites. I really wish you would update more often so that I could read you all the time. You are an incredible writer and often your entries bring a sap like me to tears. So please don't stop writing.

from jenifer012 :

I am in NY also, here on Wrong Island, im not quite sure where frown town is...lol Like your site!! x0x0, Jenifer

from mangoes :

Had to say hi. I think I rate with you as one of diaryland's (elders) *said with a hush*. ANyway I love you diary and you. So there.

from cordeliameg :

Uber! Hamster! How's it going? You know I've been wanting to e-mail you but it's been utter chaos here (as usual, ha.) For the record, I was not 'Nom de plume' on the Survivor board. But when I e-mail you I'll write my thoughts on who I might have thought it was. Oooh the conspiracy. *grins* Write soon and say hello to Lily. *hugs*

from singsong :

hi! i like hamsters, too. mine is named Bender. he says hi.

from uberhamster :

Apparently the person hosting the analyzer, "Bob" accidentally deleted all the comments. I guess the only relaible way to leave comments is to use the guestbook.

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