messages to weatethesea:
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from papotheclown :
Hello and thanks for adding me. I would love to return the favor and read along with all your d-land thoughts should you feel like sending me a password and such.
from glorycloud :
thank you for the note-I am looking to the Lord for healing
from boombasticat :
Very glad you're doing better. It's tough. But great to see your note. Can I bug you for a password (again)?
from stormy-- :
A mini trampoline sounds like an awesome idea! I might have to think about getting myself one. Actually, I would love to get one of those big ones for my back yard. But knowing my luck I'd break my neck trying to do a flip or something. Whether I'm purchasing a possibly dangerous piece of equipment or walking down the candy aisle at the store, I have to constantly remind myself I'm not a kid anymore.
from stormy-- :
It’s always awesome to meet a fellow peanut M&M lover! I don’t know why but I think we’re a rare breed. Most people favor candy bars as a treat. But peanut M&Ms rock!! Side note: in college I went on a date with a guy who made fun of me for loving peanut M&Ms. He called them “candy for babies”. Nonetheless he didn’t get a second date. But, he was a pretentious jerk anyway. :)
from stormy-- :
Thanks for the kind note you left me! It actually surprises me that someone would enjoy what I write since I find myself kind of dull. And, you're right. In my limited experience, blackberries are the yuckiest berry there are. But, then again, no berry could hold a candle to a handful of peanut M&Ms. :)
from boombasticat :
Thank you for the nice note. I'm really sorry to hear about your hard times, but it's also nice to come back here and see your words. Sending you all the best.
from frankie123 :
are you giving out passwords??
from dangerspouse :
You do cross stitch? My wife is a designer and teacher! If you're on FB look up "Noteworthy Needle" - that's her :)
from swallowthkey :
Like, fuck sad brain, you know? It finds ways to be sad and negative about absolutely everything. There's no safe zone. (100% respect yr privacy but if you feel like sharing I'd love to continue reading - [email protected])
from swallowthkey :
it's sort of like imposter syndrome, but instead of feeling like you don't have the right credentials, you don't have the right feelings. or the feelings feel invalid, like a university degree you lied about on your resume. even if you earned happiness or some sort of life peace.
from swallowthkey :
yes: to everything you said about anxiety/living in fear for so long you don't even know how to inhabit another space. i'm in a similar space right now and it's weird/disorienting to navigate.
from boombasticat :
Brilliant.
from swallowthkey :
a-fucking-men.
from frankie123 :
oh my god you are like the best diary here. i'm so glad you're updating again
from whaleart :
Welcome back! I managed to get into *this* account, but not my two main ones :'(
from dangerspouse :
Boy bands? Really? Lol, you ol' cougar, you. Well, enjoy! I hope it keeps you feeling forever young :)
from dangerspouse :
Hooray, you updated! Even if it was pretty much entirely dedicated to armpit smelling laptops, it was good to read. BTW, have you seen Ferret Guy since last time?
from bantenhut :
Wait, you're in ATX?! I read "Hyde Park" and got super excited, nevermind the killer, haha. I'm in East Austin. It's rare that I find someone on here that lives anywhere nearby. Anyway, just saying hi, and I'll be subscribing. Cheers! :)
from raven72d :
The Hyde Park Stabber? Whatever happened with that?
from jimbostaxi :
Stabbing people on their porches? Holy cow that's rude now I will have to fall asleep in my car :0)
from glorycloud :
glad you wrote something after being away so long-peace
from jaysthoughts :
Totally agree. "No." You have worth in and of yourself, not just in how much others can get out of you. Don't buy that sacrificial lamb rhetoric.
from dangerspouse :
NURSE RATCHED!! Yeah, good role model :)
from raven72d :
I've been with Diaryland since...June 2002. I'll be around as long as D-Land is around. And I'll be dropping in to read you! Thanks for the net, by the way!
from raven72d :
Just discovered you! Lovely thoughtful entries.
from glorycloud :
You have not written since August-time is flying by! You should write more-peace Jonny
from boombasticat :
Well, shoot. And this from a person who's made me laugh out loud more times than I can count. Thank you very much. (And sorry about the crying.)
from boombasticat :
That's a lot of biting. And you're being kind to that kid.
from boombasticat :
Oh, man. Fantastic.
from boombasticat :
Nighttime warm-weather bike riding, oh yeah.
from glorycloud :
I have enjoyed reading the past entries of your diary-thanks for sharing and keep writing-I recently bought a CD Farrar, Johnson, Parker, and Yames "New Multitudes" lyrics by Woody Guthrie-peace
from glorycloud :
We live in Houston Texas for five years-we moved here to Holland 22 years ago-where do you live in Texas?
from glorycloud :
If you had an archive I could read a lot of your past journal entries and come to know you better-as it is now you are unknown to me-I know nothing about your life-maybe that is the way you like it-I have an archive because I like reading what I wrote 10 years ago-I have diaries going back to 1977-I destroyed my diaries from 1968 till 1976 years ago-I wish I had every word I ever wrote going back to grade school-I remain a mystery even to myself-in the end we all remain unknown-peace
from glorycloud :
I notice you do not have any archives of your past blog entries-is there a reason? Keep writing your experience of Reality-many years ago I wrote down all my memories up to the birth of our first child 1981-as the years go by our memories fade-I started keeping a diary in 1968-I destroyed my diaries from 1968 till 1977-long story why I did such a foolish act-to me I find it enjoyable writing down what I see inside of my mind "inner self"-peace Jonny
from glorycloud :
here is where you can read my other blog-more in-depth than the one here in Diaryland http://crookedfingers.livejournal.com/profile
from glorycloud :
thank you for the note-I have been writing in diary form since 1968-I love writing and I have carried that love into my blogs in Diaryland and LiveJournal-I just write basically what I write in my private diary-I like also reading blogs especially blogs where the people write about their lives in detail-sad to say not many people write about their outer and inner lives in detail-so I read memoirs-letters-biographies on the side-once again thanks for stopping by-peace Jonny
from boombasticat :
Jesus, you're funny.
from boombasticat :
Vultures are something, huh. Every time I see one flying, I think: I hope you're an eagle, or a hawk, but they're always just vultures.
from boombasticat :
Thank you for your note, and thanks for reading. Also, this is the best image I've had all day: "the color of sunshine on winter intramural fields."
from sunfuck :
i am glad you are still around, too. strange comfort. i won't leave if you won't leave.
from boombasticat :
I think I know what you mean in regards to 40 hours per week and the pressing of the O button. Hang in there.
from sunfuck :
google will watch the world burn! helpless! hi buddy, long time no talk!
from boombasticat :
Re: dude commenting on the dog's haircut. The world is weird and wonderful, huh?
from boombasticat :
"She spells your name out in pie dough."
from boombasticat :
That dog that's on your journal, by the way, is totally wearing glasses.
from boombasticat :
I don't know French, and so if it's OK with you, I'm going to make up my own translation.
from sunfuck :
hey buddy, i'm trying a new experiment where i filter out 98% of the users of the internet and siphoning the other 2% into my diary! IE i gave it a little lock, just like a real diary ha ha.. ok user: lock pass: key...hope yer well!!
from caker :
Thanks for leaving that note. We made another video, if you want to come see. Sincerely, John
from boombasticat :
Now I've got to look up Police Quest and also the guy in the blouse.
from sunfuck :
isn't it funny how we end up just enjoying the things we have access to?
from sunfuck :
whoa, police quest sounds pretty good
from sunfuck :
ha, i don't even really notice how ridiculous this website is, anymore, unless i take a step back. yeah, i started writing in here when i was 14 years old. i can't believe we're still here! it's really a great comfort to me that you're around, because even though i basically say this every time i leave you a note: your diary's a rare gem on this girly purple website!
from boombasticat :
You could frame this last one and hang it on the wall, the one loaded guns and about watering flowers as a way to cure the world. It wouldn't be inappropriate.
from sunfuck :
yes, the homeless clothes thing is a huge problem where i live. i don't know what can be done about it, short of writing our congress-people. what a strange notion. high-fives for hate! high-fives all around!
from axde :
it wouldnt be possible for me to get more excited over your updates. i love them. they're all special.
from notunique :
shit, you're right.
from notunique :
danny glover + mel gibson = cinema gold
from errantnights :
it's a constant misunderstanding
from boombasticat :
Your (methamphetamine?) aside made me almost laugh tea out of my nose.
from boombasticat :
Thanks for the note. My dad's always really proud about his name. He's a Michael and always says how it's been the most popular boy's name for, like, three thousand years. You're really funny, by the way. And smart.
from sunfuck :
i wonder if your electric blanket will turn you into those bald guys on that one movie they always showed in science class - the guys that worked on the atomic bomb. will it somehow make you...bald?
from sunfuck :
i think the 2nd coming would occur if you ever stopped writing in here. which raises the question: should you take one for the team and stop writing in here so jesus can finally come home?
from aikan :
just don't get eaten by a cat.
from dinosaurs :
thank you!
from sunfuck :
i hope you kept it: squirrel tails are full of MAGIC
from sunfuck :
yeah, i think the hospital might be a sponsor of everybody loves raymond. it is a nightmare. it's horrible.
from boombasticat :
What a great entry. Feeling for the vibrations of the dead because that's the only way you know how to hear God.
from boombasticat :
No doubt it's creepy. None of mine, though, have been out of line, I don't think. Sometimes the internet people have voices, and that's pretty cool.
from permeation :
hi...pw emailed. im glad you fancy sticking around.
from sunfuck :
after reading your thinking i'm comforted for a nice long while!
from novembre :
But I like tiny. Tiny is good.
from aikan :
there SHOULD be.
from sunfuck :
watch it the lord is the mercy champion!!!
from hrtlssrmntc :
i like the way you think.
from boombasticat :
Any way I could get a password?
from sunfuck :
i like you most of all
from aikan :
mostly i like the beard.
from aikan :
so! i tagged your website. http://www.paintthatshitgold.com/submission.php?id=4754&p=0 . be expecting a fresh infusion of gangbangers and thugs to your audience. (i noticed you were running low.)
from aikan :
it is! it shimmies. it is god's popcorn, and it is a black hole in outer space.
from aikan :
yay! i used to play zuma back in the day, tell your family they are behind the times. (but the cheering was for a new weatethesea entry, which i enjoy like an oat-sprinkled honey-flavored indivually-wrapped cake.)
from sunfuck :
ah good i hoped you weren't long gone under this identity!
from sunfuck :
maybe we should start partying like it's 2012 right away?
from paperfriend :
hey, thank you very much. that means a lot. the same applies to you.
from remember-it :
I know...it's a regret I'll always carry with me. A babysitter once built it up to be some incredible thing that I couldn't miss. She was damn wrong.
from throwingjuly :
i'm actually in Sachse...if you make it somewhere in the area in the next week, let me know. it'd be interesting to meet someone from this place.
from aikan :
TOTALLY! i have even written practically almost exactly the very same thing! i thought you were copying me. for reals.
from tarynheart :
i do that exact same thing all the time.
from the-forest :
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEEEN. also yes i do remember that! i found out yesterday that the way to get those things off of those things is to put vegetable oil on them. imagine that! also we can talk "WHENEVAH BAY-BAH"
from the-forest :
WE HAVE NATHANS IN OUR HOUSE!
from sevenflowers :
so what sort of weird dreams are you having about me?
from throwingjuly :
thank you. i'm sorry if i have a tendancy to preach or rant. i hope all is well for you.
from sevenflowers :
do you really? will you please tell me about them? the other day i was thinking how i wished people would have weird dreams about me. i am very serious!
from notunique :
teenage mutant ninja turtles the movie is my all time favorite...
from throwingjuly :
hope you find it worth it to you to stick it out, but remember, you don't have to stay (though a lot of times people find that they regret it if they go back too early). already i keep thinking how great it would be to be back out there, getting smacked around by a harsher reality than the one back here at home. i would give a lot to be on that bus ride, though it took me close to two years to learn how to be uncomfortable for long periods of time without feeling like i was in hell, but now i'm fucking proud of my endurance levels and even get a perverse pleasure out of it. sorry i keep writing you so much. p.s. don't put up with any shit from sleezbags.
from walkingalong :
man! that is what i would like to know! i wish i knew some scientist who could tell me!
from sevenflowers :
yes! i read the notes!
from throwingjuly :
think of it as a licence to make a fool out of yourself and still have people like you. when in doubt, revert to elaborate pantomimes with strange noises and facial expression. and cherish homesickness: it makes home seem better than actually being at home really is. and always remember to appreciate where you are. i hope this isn't condescending and that i didn't mispell too many words.
from chrisalmond :
that sounds very cool! if i get the chance i very much want to check it out! man! i am tired because it is hot outside!
from chrisalmond :
i am curious. did you take the class at your school? i know there is a lot of opposition towards gnostisism from fundamentalist christians, was the class hostile in anyway? just curious. hey, i just made a new myspace account, will you sent me your profile link so i can add you? did you know a book already exists like the one you want to write?
from chrisalmond :
well, that is sort of accurate! as i understand it god may be incomprehensible himself, yet all he does follows a certain order or logic. i think he/she is beyond our comprehension, though not beyond reason. nothing the gnostics say about god or life is unreasonable or irrational like many other religious teachings.
from sunfuck :
their god is a terrible god and is the cat that gobbles them up.
from sunkship :
"and we love each other and life, even though it is strange and a lot of people have cancer now." haha that made me giggle
from aikan :
man, that's really all we should need, isn't it?
from chrisalmond :
i changed it! but i seriously have no recollection of you house sitting!!!!! unless it was with your mind!
from sunfuck :
i like that you've stuck around
from aikan :
we are sewing a giant pants-suit for the jazzercise-off.
from chrisalmond :
boy do i ever know about alexander!! he has been in a lot of episodes recently!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!! ! !
from aikan :
that's handy, about the pets.
from sunfuck :
dear wheat-theresa, i am accessing you through my friend's internet. my diary is on hiatus because i got all pissed and pushed tons of buttons and then it imploded so i hope to be back soon if my little brother can fix it. also there are no yachts in sight. see you.
from aikan :
wasn't that the thesis of "about a boy", that two people is not enough?
from chrisalmond :
one time i had to have a catheter. at one point the nurse lifted thing holding my urine above my body causing it to rush back inside of me. it was such a strange sensation, so i cannot even imagine what you must be going through.
from chrisalmond :
you have diarrhea shooting from the toilet to the inside of your body?
from throwingjuly :
like everything, guilt can be abused, against ourselves and others (for example: catholic guilt). but it can also work as a motivating force in many ways. It can 1)get us up off our asses, 2)help us reflect on any negative and hurtful behavior patterns we may have, 3) spur us to be kinder, more giving people. If we didn't have guilt nagging us, more people in this world would probably be incline to become sociopaths. anyway, i'll shut up now.
from throwingjuly :
the thing about helping people/volunteer work is that it's so easy to think about and never do. It's simple, really. You find an organization that fits your ideals about how you want to help people, and that has room for volunteers, and you volunteer. What good you do is debateable, even questionable at times, but it does alleviate that white-bread American middle class guilt at least a little bit. The step after that involves you finding a need in the world that's not taken care of, and you starting to do something about it, but baby steps. I'm convinced laziness is at the root of all guily feelings regarding this sort of things, and possibly even most things in general. i hope this wasn't pendantic or preachy, and if it was, sorry.
from chrisalmond :
what did the pamphlets say? i imagine they were passing them out as part of their proselyting efforts. find people who are willing to listen to their message so they will join the church. i served a mission for a while, but we never passed out any pamphlets.
from the-forest :
THIS STUFF IS BANANAS. BEE-AYE-EN-AYANAS!
from the-forest :
Kali is also a Goddess who is reveared for bringing good things too. She is kind of scary though and is often depicted holding many bloody heads in her hands.
from sunfuck :
you would cut the hardest fig newton in half with a plastic knife for ME!? we must be cousins. in the future, we will have to be rich to use plastic eating ware, because petrolium will run out so plastic products will become more valuable than jewelery and money. heck we might start wearing forks on our fingers and spoons in our hair.
from throwingjuly :
i absolutely love your writing. Azamat y maladyetz.
from chrisalmond :
not insensitive at all. it is interesting, because although i feel pretty confident i am balding, it will still be many years before i am really bald, and i doubt i will go that bald, so it doesn't feel very real. and not only am i hoping rogain will work for me, but i imagine hair regrowth technology will increase, so hopefully i will never become a bald man!!!
from aikan :
you indeed have never struck me as the partying type. and life is indeed befuddling at times. purposefully vague, though; to that i can only say "curses!".
from aikan :
this entry about surpluses and conservativity and miniature ice-creams is befuddling. are you worried that running in the black is uncool? would you rather be buying clandestine hooch with daddy's credit-card and partying until the sun comes up? puking in the azaleas? buying that hot new convertible on EQUITY FROM THE MORTGAGE? actually, that's pretty cool from what i hear these days.
from sunfuck :
OK. sounds like a cozy role to grow up into. but only if you promise that, when you do remember that we ripened to be cousins, you'll have me over for the fig newton.
from the-forest :
you're flipping donuts right now, i am focusing all my mental energy on the person who you are waiting on right now. you can see their face start to contort into a grin. that is me doing that with my special powers. X-MEN = CHRISTMAS
from aikan :
bored, again? noooooo! (also, it just occurred to me that you navigation system is like a voicemail computer. press 3 for notes, and such.)
from aikan :
i think that, in general, most things are not beautiful-n-easy.
from paperfriend :
i thought one might be you! which school do you attend?
from aikan :
yes, and we can give them snooty latin names like "mare nostramus". or we can use an internet meme to pick the names, and end up with things like "dinkle boogerpants". or perhaps a pirate theme, with treasure maps? oh, the possibilities are endless.
from aikan :
ahhh! it's true, it's true, what matters more than the little breakfast-eating things? and i was going to say something else, but i forgot.
from aikan :
dude, i love abilene alleys! (and when the morning does handstands.) and you are not really a dude. but, man. alleys in the morning. we are like this *twisty fingers thing*
from sunfuck :
i don't know if it's that weird that we worship ANYTHING, i mean, charming snakes and going into trances is probably really fun and spiritual at the same time! i'm sure charlie sheen represents a significant spiritual force in your life and your unconcious was trying to get you to realize it through your dream. HECK, MAYBE YOUR UNCONCIOUS KNEW YOU WOULD WEAR HIM IN YOUR LOCKET AND THAT IS WHY YOU HAD THE DREAM! i didn't notice that we were discussing CELEBS so much. i read my mom's PEOPLE as a little boy so this activity is probably ingrained into my life forever.
from sunfuck :
i freaking love that you just said "piddle in han solo's business." you're probably right about the whole thing. regarding your charlie sheen dream 1) you don't find him enthralling at all?! 2) it's interesting that people worship some invisible old guy with a beard instead of the dreams they have. that makes way more sense, if you ask me. 3) maybe your head is trying to tell you something about your real feelings for charlie. p.s. you're right, todd does sound likely.
from aikan :
whose pants are these anyway?
from aikan :
these are not my pants.
from aikan :
"...what appears to be a child, living in a woman's intestines..." that's good.
from sunfuck :
wait, do you mean to say you're going to draw him naked AND dead? i don't know how to feel about this, what if our wishful thinking causes his death? is seeing him naked still worth han solo's blood on our hands? (sometimes i write in lower case because i am tired, like tonight so i'm sure you'll understand. the "AND" is just for emphasis, i didn't feel awake when i wrote that).
from the-forest :
I AM GOING TO TRACK YOUR SLEEPING HABITS WITH WEBCAMS AND STAR MAPS!
from sunfuck :
ps. sorry for all the capitals if you're one of those people who hears yelling in his head when he reads them.
from sunfuck :
YOU'RE JUST TEASING ME!!!! I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA: WAIT A FEW MONTHS UNTIL HE'S DEAD, AS HE MADE STAR WARS AT LEAST 30 YEARS AGO AND HE WAS AT LEAST 35 AT THE TIME WHICH MEANS HE'S BOUND TO GO ANY MINUTE!!! WITH MY PLAN HE WILL BE COMPLETELY NAKED AND HE WILL BE DEAD SO HE WON'T EVEN GIVE A CARE, RIGHT?
from sunkship :
you have such fun sounding adventures. i wish i had more adventures.
from sunfuck :
HOLY CRAP YOU KNOW WHAT HARRISON LOOKS LIKE NAKED!? DETAILS! DETAILSSSSSSSSsssss!!! besides, as long as he has the hugest private parts, as i know in my heart to be true, he couldn't be offended. maybe he'd even be flattered and give up the bachelor life and make you his bride. you never know, right?
from sunfuck :
oh gwad you are funny to me.
from throwingjuly :
no, I am in Kyrgyzstan, which is a completely landlocked country. Although it has lakes, most of them are suspected to be radioactive due to KG being part of the former USSR. In the end, the fish is not to be trusted, and protien best comes from cheese (re: Robert Rosenburg's 'This is Not Civilization'. This is the village I live in; he didn't even change the name).
from throwingjuly :
tuna is indeed a strange fish. at times, how we can bring ourselves to eat fish at all is a mystery. when i buy bread at the bazar there are middle-aged women with headscarves selling fish on the sidewalk. i stare at the fish, half expecting them to start squirming and gasping for breath. they never do, so i just buy my bread (which is sold by similar ladies who keep the bread in old baby carts) and move on.
from aikan :
you've quite a way with words... ms. SMITH!
from notunique :
when karate class actually started, my sensei asked the class, "who is a member of the blue toe society?" and everybody laughed and I did that thing where you put one foot over the other to cover it, but it just looked like I had to go to the bathroom. it was a nice day.
from tarynheart :
oh, how strange. my diary isn't locked and i haven't any intention of locking it. it must have been a diaryland glitch. and you're very welcome, dear. <3
from sunfuck :
FART
from remember-it :
so long?
from aikan :
dearst josiah: you lock't your diarrhy?
from tarynheart :
dear weatethesea, i know we don't know each other, haven't even conversed, but i absolutely love reading your diary. i'd just like to say that i will miss reading your diary something awful, and i hope you decide to unlock it again eventually.
from aikan :
congratulations on three years! you should knit sweaters.
from sunfuck :
so i take back my original note, you don't have to be my ur-kel, you can be my urkel instead.
from sunfuck :
IT'S OK IF YOU'RE NOT ROBOTIC OR POPULAR! one of the many things i learned from family matters is that you should be yourself (because even when urkel turned into the totally smooth ur-kel and he had laura in love with him and everything and they were at disneyland, in the end he STILL decided to revert to his original self).
from sunfuck :
i'll be your laura if you'll be my ur-kel.
from aikan :
byew-dee-ful.
from the-forest :
One. Medium. Verified.
from aikan :
sweet! then the other kids at summer camp won't think it's theirs! and is everything alright on the reverse-moth front?
from chrisalmond :
now that we are friends and you will be drawing microsoft paint pictures, you can send them to my email address [email protected]. i did my state report on minnesota. ringling brothers actually sued utah for having there motto be so similar to their's. answer me this: what does pff mean? Presbyterian Frontier Fellowship?
from aikan :
you could go the whole cafepress route, wherein you submit a design and then they make the shirt, and you don't have to give them any money up front. it is a mite expensive tho.
from the-forest :
ahaha, i love this image of God and dinosaurs eating flinstone's pushup pops on pangea. place my order for a shirt depicting thing.
from aikan :
sign me up for a shirt about beautiful Pangea and fat dinosaurs.
from chrisalmond :
i am from provo utah. there are also very many conservative people who live here. i have, for a long time loved living here, but recently many people i like have been moving on with there lives, moving away getting married, and no longer to i feel much connection here and i wish to move. i like the way you write and the things you write.
from bluperspex :
that's quite admirable. good karma.
from sunfuck :
me neither friend.
from jpop :
this is really weird, cause i am in new york and i seriously saw ted danson on the street on wednesday. i am not even joking. i am not. i wish i was. chris i meant to tell you that, but i figured i would when we have our talk from salt lake to provo. he walked right by me and said "hey bud." okay that was a joke, he actually was talking on his cell phone.
from chrisalmond :
did you not respond to my note because you think i am a piece of crap?
from paperfriend :
also, i am curious where you are from, and how you know ted danson is a jerk. he seems pretty nice on curb your enthusiasm, but i know that isn't real.
from chrisalmond :
can i tell you something weird? i added your diary to my chrisalmond buddy list, but it always says updated three months ago. so i thought you never updated. but when you left me that note, and i took another look at the drawing on top of your diary, i noticed you have been updating. do you have any idea why this is? is one of your eyes really a spiral?
from chrisalmond :
that was kind of what i meant. is ted danson really one of your favorite authors? are you a boy or a girl?
from the-forest :
It is funny to think of your brother as having to BE chinese while he delievers food. Also your ankles are beautifully functional, standing you up right. same as my large feet, meaning that if you had smaller ankles your body would fall over and you would fall into the horse-water-drinking-troff and it would be a HILLARIOUS old-west sight-gag
from sunfuck :
fat ankles!?1
from paperfriend :
it is okay. why don't you write in diaryland anymore?
from bluperspex :
then i... want to be a sealion...
from remember-it :
Haha, he got it fixed. I don't think it would have stopped him from being a ladies man, though. He is one sexy boy...I mean...yeah...this is weird...
from paperfriend :
the earth does not get massier when a new child is born, since the child is not created out of new material, but atoms already on the earth. and the earth does not lose mass when water is changed into gas, since objects changing from one state to another lose no mass.
from paperfriend :
hi.
from sunkship :
you are cool. these are the kind of stories i would take with me into the desert and listen to in the light of a bonfire while smiling up at the surrounding cactuses.
from the-forest :
how embarrasssing for ole mother hubbard mother earth! the fattest girl at the prom! (ps: prom is SPANISH for "planetary dance")
from the-forest :
my head is heavier every time you tell me a new idea. i would be funny if, because of all the kids on earth, and because of all the smarts on earth and because of all the fatsos and crumbums on earth eating too many burgers, that the planet began to sag amongst the other planets in the solar system. sinking lower and lower in its' place. if it ROSE then we would have to change north and south around.
from sunfuck :
HA HAaaa OH GOD, I THINK THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STEP IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, DOBRAHN...i'll write it down in the scrapbook i dedicated to our friendship later tonight after i lay down a tarp to keep all the glitter from getting into the carpet.
from aikan :
neat! i would like to read it again, because it was good to read. what say ye? (also, how goes the myspace-ing?)
from final137 :
Howdy.
from sunfuck :
i am also serious in my agreement. let's be totally official.
from aikan :
p.s. did you save that old straw, that you loved? cause, that was some good straw. i probably loved some of it.
from aikan :
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! hey guys! man it is good to see you guys! i been lookin all over! ...hey guys! wait up! guys! hey!
from the-forest :
YOU ARE MY KING. WHEN YOU ARE A LITTLE BOY YOUR FATHER TAKES YOU TO THE MOUNTAINTOP THAT OVERLOOKS ME AND SAYS "SOMEDAY THIS WILL ALL BE YOURS KING JOSEY JR."
from sunfuck :
yes you're absolutely right, you internet friend you, and while you're right, i'm lucky because not many girls are squishy for squishing and oily for cooking. also, i'd like to make mention that your updatating is good as your stories are of the better in this diary land.
from sunfuck :
do you have time to argue about the softness of lard? while you're getting back to me i'm going to find out...
from sunfuck :
why don't you come back every once in a while?
from sunfuck :
i see you still have hands capable for typing. this is good news. also good news, we started a GRANNIES: CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM CAUSE THEY DON'T LIVE LONG club, you and i, and you're one half of the presidency. also i was thinking, if you go to hell for not going to school, you will get beaten up by the murderers and rapists every day. you should tell your dear grandma this as i'm sure she's overlooked it. and regarding your PS, thanks so much, i've said i'm tired too many times for today.
from sunfuck :
i'm sure i miss you
from sunfuck :
YOU'VE CAST CERTAIN WOO UPON ME. SUCH IRREVERSIBLE WOO.
from sunfuck :
i think you are very smart (i'm just telling you this so that i may think about other things now)
from the-forest :
note: the plot to fight chet baker was just a TRAP. i really just wanted to give you this CAKE that has a model baked inside of it, to pop out. for your 13th birthday.
from the-forest :
"AFTER SCHOOL, BY THE OLD ELM TREE, BY THE AIRPORT. BE THERE. and be ready for the POUNDIN' OF YOUR LIFE" - Chet Baker, famous jock-composer
from orchidprint :
you should always be wary of a man with pens in his pockets because even if you are spilling to him the deep things in your heart you know there is always the chance he will say "can you hang on just a second?" and he will scribble something on his tiny back-pocket spiral that he had been working out in his head the whole time you were spilling your heart. so i guess what i'm trying to say is that you shouldn't trust your father, or at least not with your heart, because he will just write all over it and put it in his back pocket.
from thelawnrobot :
Joseph of Arimathea answering your dream: The woman eating lasagne in your dream is the woman who baked you in your flour-dusted shell. She would rather see you eaten than rotten, probably (she is eating pasta, you see), but it will be a strange thing to watch her pastry pricked and emptied of its delightful red and golden fruit. Being moldy is for sad pastries. Being eaten is for glad, delicious, hopeful ones.
from sunfuck :
the only thing that's absurd to me is that creamers come in gourmet. i didn't know there were levels to how gourmet a creamer could be. we are good buddies because i heard good buddies teach each other things and you have demonstrated that you are a good buddy. now i need to teach you something. so what do you not know? (and i wouldn't mind sending you a gift basket, i'd just need to find out someone who gives gift baskets because i sure as hell don't know where to get one and i sure as hell am not a gift basket person. i mean it's not that i wouldn't like it...)
from novembre :
i love your diary name. and then i read some entries and fell in love with waterfoul. hello.
from sunfuck :
it's so good to have buddies. good buddies such as yourself.
from orchidprint :
you had me at "waterfoul"
from aikan :
hello. i was reading this and it seemed like something right up your proverbial alley: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/5warner.html
from aikan :
i do believe that i wouldn't mind to be an amphibious flying mammal myself. even if i was the coworker that got shot; i probably wouldn't mind, seeing as how i'd be a bird and all.
from the-forest :
ho! ho! ho! WELL good sir, i assure you, a GENTLEMAN AM I! i will be there, white gloved and pipe-smoking with my pleeeted pants that make me look like a FRANKLIN-STOVE. you weight and sea.
from aikan :
lately i haven't been very enthused either. well sometimes i am and sometimes i am not. it seems to come and go. p.s. hope you are coming to see the very end of music on saturday. it will be swell. we haven't practiced.
from the-forest :
CHALLENGE: meet me by the elm tree after school so i can KICK YOUR BUTT at crow-kay. i'm the best. seriously. be there. be square.
from opopopo :
How brilliantly glorious the dreamy pirates of mental catapults have glanded under the yeilding frost of your wonderful freshness.
from che :
it's been a while since i've been on a waterslide. i don't know why. whenever we used to stay in a hotel or something. my dad would always make a huge deal about there being a waterslide, if there was one. like, at least 470 mentions about it. this is a pretty nice place and it has a WATERSLIDE.
from aikan :
curses! i knew that i would rue the day i chose the piccolo over the alto saxophone. alas.
from aikan :
the jazzercise-off is a brilliant idea! i'll bring my best pink leg-warmers... oh.
from the-forest :
your words of encouragement brighten the day. they coax my locamotive legs to moving. Rolling all over the world, i lay railroad tracks wherever i go. so i will DO IT. i will brainwash a person with overly abraisive moving GIF'S and words that make question marks hover above people's heads. i will also make them eat the same oatmeal every day. AND LOTS TOO.
from che :
i forgot we were playing. i remember thinking what you just wrote. except i don't know about sparrows and bumblebees should definitely be able to fly. proof (with lasers!): http://physicsweb.org/article/news/5/10/9
from che :
yesterday i had liver and onions for dinner. and played robin hood vs. friar tuck on top of parking lot dividers.
from che :
it's ok if it never ends. i'm patient. was it a straw like you'd put in a milkshake or straw like you'd make a hat out of?
from che :
i always loose games
from che :
ar you my buddy
from weatethesea :
you ar my buddy

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