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No, Rhidundant, couldnt possibly be my real name. Feel free to call me Rhi. Granted, my parents and friends dont call me Rhi...but then it wouldnt be wise of you to tell you my real name, now would it?

I also enjoy being called pussycat, shmoopie, sugar-lips and Goddess of Chocolate and New Shoes.

Now go read my stuff...it is not as good as porn but it's better than Dr. Phil.

My favorite diaries:

porktornado profile - diary

comments: Im like Pavlov when I get the email alert that he has added an entry

god-of-whine profile - diary

comments: The problem with this is that the ancient inventor, God, came up with a similar invention� the Scrotum. He is sueing for the rights�

xeran profile - diary

comments: just because I said so...

ramblin-bill profile - diary

comments: As I told him the other night when he woke up sobbing "Welcome to life, you little bastard!" and then I kicked him out of my apartment.

lisarookie profile - diary

comments: great story teller!

rickscafe profile - diary

comments: mmmm secret crushes

gumphood profile - diary

comments: a wise man once spoke of toiletpaper with flair

xquzme profile - diary

comments: so enthusiastic and I wanna pinch her cheeks but have NO idea why...I have issues

juddhole profile - diary

comments: Always witty and well written. Everyone has him on their list. I finallycaved and added him AND bought the sparkly watermelon colored shirt. You just can't fight good things.

webmiztris profile - diary

comments: Freaking hysterical, within stalking distance AND a daily haiku!!!!!!

bigpimpinmba profile - diary

comments: funny and real...as opposed to animatronic, ya know

purplecigar profile - diary

comments: ....(will fill in soon...have to pee right now)

My favorite music:

The Samples

comments: Can Sean Kelly make me weep with his voice? Resounding yes

Deepthroat 2 soundtrack

comments: Oh its great to clean the house while listening to this fine symphony

Damien Rice