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switchcraft profile - diary |
comments: Some days, you just want to take your boss by the hand then yank it around his back and put him in a bent arm bar, slamming his face down on the desk |
gerg69 profile - diary |
comments: Damn it's ...warm here. I'm soooo happy for it to be warm here, in the same way I'm happy to have a dentist go in through my urethra to give me a root canal. |
rkwj1 profile - diary |
comments: Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make my millions one day at a time. Only I don't think I'll live to be 250 years old. |
chicagojo profile - diary |
comments: I may wear GAP, but I�m on your wavelength. I love you hippie tea man. Thank you for my free sample. |
gumphood profile - diary |
comments: Things are so awesome! I can�t wait until I die! |
aliboomboom profile - diary |
comments: Is it weird that I am obsessed with the guy from Smallville? I mean, I really think we are meant to be together. |
savecraig profile - diary |
comments: Oh, I�m just burning, doing the neutron dance, how are you? |
aidawrites profile - diary |
comments: My new internet hobby is looking at prisoner personal ads. Check out www.writeaprisoner.com it�s completely addicting. |
juddhole profile - diary |
comments: Search for "ice cream lovin snatchbag" and I'm number one. |
chickie-legs profile - diary |
comments: Remember how we used to argue whether Tomato was a fruit or vegetable? He finally came out last year. We always knew he was a fruit! |
porktornado profile - diary |
comments: First of all, someone tell me why caffeine makes your urine smell like cheerios. |
peteypuke profile - diary |
comments: If you object to the antics and drunken depravity of homo punks and social drug users then please quit reading now. |
ohio21boy profile - diary |
comments: I was positive that he would�ve given up and gone home. That�s the thing about the homeless, though. They never go home. |
idiot-milk profile - diary |
comments: Hotdogs are delicious, and I'd still eat them even if they were made of used condoms and kittens. |
notalptrixie profile - diary |
comments: May 1st come and practically gone. Before I know it, it will be December. Fuck. |
bigpimpinmba profile - diary |
comments: Now, even though I feel like a raped taint, at least I can have somewhat of a sense of humor, however diminished it may be at this point. |
x-plicity profile - diary |
comments: Who I am right now is a mess; a pale, malnourished, bloody mess. |
pornoviolent profile - diary |
comments: Conjuring up Satan is nothing new to this chap. |
ramblin-bill profile - diary |
comments: I have to admit though, after all the fantasies I've had about her, it creeps me out a little that she's really a horse. Of course, I'd still do her. |
reynedecoupe profile - diary |
comments: Faith restored and a soul that both soars and pines. I am still trying really hard to be a skeptic yet I don�t know why� |
myownjourney profile - diary |
comments: Geez, stop worrying. I'm not gonna be getting in any gang fights. I'm much too pretty to be going to prison......if you know what i'm saying...... |
monkey-king profile - diary |
comments: Aw, Bethany. Was it the zombies or the flag that made you forsake me? Or the socks, perhaps? |
beautyx3 profile - diary |
comments: My MySpace Diva |
hibiscus101 profile - diary |
comments: Falling in love with your best friend... sigh... |
babysmacks profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
Moby |
comments: His music always relaxes me and makes me see that everything is going to be alright. |
Norah Jones |
comments: She calms my ROAD RAGE |
Dave Matthews Band |
comments: Reminds me of kick-ass times in college. Always an awesome stage show. |
Pearl Jam |
comments: My absolute favorite band in 10th grade, they take me back to a more simple time |
Justin Timberlake |
comments: One sexy mofo who can move and sing |
My favorite movies: |
Billy Madison |
comments: Turn off the sound, I'll do the whole movie for you. |
Fools Rush In |
comments: Can't put my finger on what I loved so much about this movie, but their chemistry is adorable! |
Office Space |
comments: Cracked my ass up |
Swingers |
comments: I am in love with Vince Vaughn and this was a quintessential role for him |
The Wedding Singer |
comments: Adam, Drew and the 80s, three of my favorite things all wrapped up in one movie! |
My favorite authors: |
Robert McCammon |
comments: READ BOY'S LIFE! That is the best advice i could ever give you. |
Jane Green |
comments: Her books are hilarious and insightful. |
Stephen King |
comments: Do I even need to justify this? |
Pamela Ribon |
comments: go to www.pamie.com and read why Girls Are Weird. |
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last updated: 2006-05-25 10:34:25
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user since: 2003-01-17
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