The Muffin Chronicles

75% of my identity and life center around being a criminal prosecutor. I�m probably not paid what I�m worth, but I come home with a clean conscience and can look at myself in the mirror knowing I fight the good fight. And thus, I also have the best stories to tell at the kegger. The other 25% involves debauchery, gambling, drinking, smoking, cussing, the never ending proclamation that I will join a gym and tone up, my dogs, my nemesis (my pool), my mother, bar fights, my insane friends, my latest trip to the emergency room, etc. All in all, a pretty damn good life. Oh, and the picture of Jodie Foster on my profile page? People say I remind them of her. A girl can dream, right?

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comments: What a vocabulary this broad has.
hydrogeek profile - diary
comments: Who says farming isn't chic?
discothekid profile - diary
comments: The best writer on Diaryland. It's like a novel you can't wait to get home and read.
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comments: When ballerina's go bad.
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comments: Just because it's free doesn't mean it's bad
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xat profile - diary
comments: snake charmer and paper folder Aficionado
sunshine0221 profile - diary
comments: The best sense of humor about everyday crap.
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: Dammit. I�d go back to ask the stylist to fix this awful monstrosity, but I've already literally wiped my ass on the receipt from the salon.
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dooki profile - diary
comments: She is pissed off and she hates your dumb ass.
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porktornado profile - diary
comments: Dusty. The reason I came to Diaryland.
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heidiann profile - diary
comments: Damnit this woman is funny.
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poolagirl profile - diary
comments: Baddest pirate in town
haloaskew profile - diary
teacherlady2 profile - diary
comments: All that and does cool beading
sixweasels profile - diary
comments: I, on the other hand, am a borderline ghetto-dwelling, domestically challenged, liberal douche, not-spectacularly-good-at-one-damn-thing asshole.
artgnome profile - diary
comments: Super cool mom with tattoos.
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: Makes the everyday mundane insanely entertaining.
wickedcrazy profile - diary
comments: And to think I had some crazy shit to report; this girl has me beat.
artisthussy profile - diary
comments: Funny attitude about the everyday mundane.
pummela profile - diary
comments: Props to the diabetics.
adaveen profile - diary
comments: So this week in my dumbass life I have managed to accomplish absolutely nothing
curiouoso profile - diary
kitty-kaboom profile - diary
comments: Because I have a crush on her friend and anxiously await more photos.

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My favorite movies:

Sunset Boulevard
comments: "Max! Tell Mr. Demill I am ready for my close up".
Napolean Dynamite
comments: Gaaaawd. Idiot !
The Twilight Zone
comments: The entire series on DVD. The old ones, not the crappy new ones.
Coal Miner's Daughter
comments: I will stop whatever I am doing and watch this movie again and again. "Doo, you a soundin like an ole bear".

My favorite authors:

David Sedaris
comments: naked
David Sedaris
comments: Barrell Fever
David Sedaris
comments: Holidays on Ice
John Irving
comments: Cider House Rules. The movie is a complete disaster and insult to the book.
Lynda Barry
comments: Anything by this woman rocks my world.

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last updated: 2007-06-29 20:14:31
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user since: 2004-12-03

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