To squelch the apparent curiosity over the name of my diary (Herkinerf), I'll let y'all in on the history: my father finds it impossible not to assign nicknames to everyone he loves. My sister, whose name is Elizabeth, is called "Goose", my brother Ryan is "Snake" (we don't know why and I, for one, would prefer NOT to,) my mother's name is Judy, and he calls her Juicy. Live in my example, do not EVEN ponder that one. Gross, I know. I, oh lucky, lucky me, have the most dumbass collection of names. To wit: Wadoo, Stinkpot, Motormouth, wiggleworm, Jennifart, and, finally, Jerkinerf, which somehow evolved into Herkinerf. Again, I don't know why. and with my father, it's best sometimes to let these things go. Moving on, I'm a 35 year-old female from Atlanta. I'm an engineer for an I.T. company and I LOVE my job. I got married 3 years ago to the male version of myself. We got married in Las Vegas. By Elvis. It was tacky. It was wildly hilarious. It was broadcast on the Internet. Our parents were mortified. We were giddy. Afterwards, however, everyone who attended (about 30 people ended up following us out there) said it was the most fun they've ever had. And we couldn't agree more. If you've never been...go. If you're getting married, forget the dress, chuck the stress and head to Vegas!! I have a 15 year old child, 2 cats and 2 dogs. No, I do not, in fact, view my child as a pet - however - if he doesn't stop leaving as many messes as my dogs, he may just get lumped into that category. I love people - I hate people. I love to hate people. Enjoy my diary. 
Hi. I'm Jen, though my nickname has become Gracie...'cuz I'm a total klutz.
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| porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: VERY funny man. He mentioned Stone Mountain, so I'm assuming he's from 'round mah neck o' tha woods. Go read him. Read him now. |
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| comments: Banner click - politically incorrect in this day & age of overly-sensitive cry babies. I love her diary. |
My favorite music: |
| Yo-Yo Ma |
| comments: Sublime |
| Metallica |
| comments: Fade to Black. Enuff' said |
| Anything 70s |
| comments: I have an absolute, undying love for 70s music. Don't ask why. We don't know. |
| Norah Jones |
| comments: Haunting piano and lyrics. I love her. |
| Tenacious D |
| comments: 'Wonderboy' makes me warm inside. And then I giggle |
My favorite movies: |
| Waiting for Guffman |
| comments: I heart Christopher Guest. Comedic Genius. |
| Best in Show |
| comments: More Christopher Guest. Also, Parker Posey is damned funny. |
| MST3k |
| comments: Mystery Science Theater is my Saturday Morning hobby. |
| Phenomenon |
| comments: Hokey, Yes I know. But I absolutely love the message in this movie |
| Adaptation |
| comments: Absolutely fantastic. By the same person that wrote Being John Malkovich. |
My favorite authors: |
| Mil Millington |
| comments: Things my girlfriend & I have argued about. Very, very funny |
| Dave Eggers |
| comments: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius is, by far, the best book I've ever read. I'm pissed that I didn't write it, and terribly frightened that someone else out there thinks JUST like I do |
| James Lileks |
| comments: The Gallery of Regrettable Food. Snorting good book. |
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