He survived an earthquake! He had no job and talked a lot of bollocks, but now he has a job! He still talks mostly bollocks though :-)
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My favorite music: |
Mazzy Star |
comments: The voice of an angel, the sound of relaxation. |
NIN |
comments: We are all angst-ridden teenagers deep down, still! |
Kittie |
comments: "Get away from me! Stay the fuck away from me! |
Nick Cave |
comments: Kiss me again, rekiss me, and kiss me. Slip your frigid hands beneath my shirt. This uselss old f*cker, with his twinkling c*nt, doesn't care if he gets hurt. |
Pearl Jam |
comments: and a bit of Nirvana / Alice In Chains / Soundgarden etc. when the mood takes me. |
My favorite movies: |
Lost Highway & Mulholland Drive |
comments: David Lynch - fabulous. |
Secretary |
comments: "It's your behaviour." "What about my behaviour?" "It's very bad." |
Gone with the Wind |
comments: OK, it's girly, but I love it. |
My favorite authors: |
Dean Koontz |
comments: Psychological thrillers at its best.. |
Peter Robinson |
Mark Billingham |
Stuart MacBride |
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