High Velocity Ramblings of a Kung Fu Kitten
For fun I write novels, study yoga, read medieval literature, devour victorian literature and dance with wild abandon. I wear too much black, I live in the city of perpetual rains and fresh microbrews, I'm a founding member of the Portland Wine Society, I hug my Tivo daily, I am a devout Mac girl (the computer and the make up), I have an unhealthy obsession with Stila eye shadow, I fight with the homeless, I am a witch with Buddhist inclinations, I practice qigong, I carry my iPod around with me at all times and I can't leave the house unless my bra and panties match.
I'm a Bond Girl in training. A demure cubicle dweller by day and crime fighting super hero by night. I'm an insurance ninja who know's how to file and kick ass in high heels without breaking a nail. I obviously have an over active imagination. Go figure.
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| Ann-Frank profile - diary |
| comments: Wittier than an electrifying wit machine. |
| Cosmicrayola profile - diary |
| comments: I aspire to be as cool as she is. |
| Scotvalkyrie profile - diary |
| comments: She always makes me smile and her cache of signage is incredible. |
| Bingoguy profile - diary |
| comments: I keep shouting Bingo but where's my prize? |
| Freshhell profile - diary |
| comments: What fresh hell is this? |
| Cingi profile - diary |
| comments: My bestest friend from high school and beyond. She gets my eyeshadow collection when I die. |
| Stepfordtart profile - diary |
| Idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: Not an idiot, doesn't write often about milk. Still worth reading! |
| Heidiann profile - diary |
| comments: Where the women are cheap and the drinks are hot. Wait, or is it the other way around? |
| Fergie profile - diary |
| comments: My virtual gay internet boyfriend. Hands off ladies. |
| Glockgirl profile - diary |
| comments: We would team up and fight crime if it wasn't for our blasted day jobs. |
| Haloaskew profile - diary |
| comments: Consider yourself linked, dahling. |
| geek-betty profile - diary |
| comments: Can't believe I didn't run across her earlier! |
| Jonathan profile - diary |
| comments: Another writer and so sexy you just want to eat him up with a spoon. |
| Katress profile - diary |
| comments: We've been virtual friends for-evah. |
| Kristintracy profile - diary |
| comments: Her wit is razer sharp and she makes a damn good compilation CD. |
| Pyroguysr profile - diary |
| comments: Walking that fine line between flirtatious and down right perverted. |
| Liquid-mojo profile - diary |
| comments: Another secret internet crush. Shhh. Don't tell. |
| Loudwoman profile - diary |
| comments: She was snarky before snarky was cool. |
| Luvabeans profile - diary |
| comments: My virtual internet girlfriend. Everyone needs one. Or two. |
| Marn profile - diary |
| comments: My favorite sexy Canadian, eh. |
| Sparkspark profile - diary |
| comments: She has magical shoes. |
| Dailyjulia profile - diary |
| comments: Locked! |
| Ditchwater profile - diary |
| comments: Adventures in cupcakes. |
| Outfoxed profile - diary |
| comments: I feel like I met him at the old watering hole. Next pitcher's on me. |
| Protoplast profile - diary |
| comments: The world needs to keep their eye on this one. |
| Hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: Turning down under all asunder. |
| Vintagepearl profile - diary |
| comments: Tales of a misspent youth. |
| Trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: It's always a party at the Trance household. |
| Twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: Where the elite meet to inebrieet. Does that rhyme? |
| Weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: A devout Dlander since 2000. She was blogging back when it was pre-emo. |
| Mahvalicious profile - diary |
| comments: Uff da, baby. |
| His-Holiness profile - diary |
| comments: His pope hat is cooler than yours. |
| Geoffchaucer profile - diary |
| Heydomsar profile - diary |
| comments: Further proof that not only are D-Land bloggers witty and smart but damn good-looking. |
| Saru-San profile - diary |
| comments: I was born an Earth Monkey, which must be why I like his blog so much. |
| Smartypants profile - diary |
| comments: Makes Diet Coke come out of my nose. |
| Bluemeany profile - diary |
| comments: Not so blue, not so mean. I can't wait to see what fun things come her way next! |
| Monkey-King profile - diary |
| comments: My goal in life is to make it to Hawaii so we can get sloshed and I can make is MySpace list. |
| Awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: If we were to have a wit-off the world as we know it would end. |
| Dulligirl profile - diary |
| comments: Lead singer of "Rapid Paw Movement" Rowr. |
| Evany profile - diary |
| comments: Get your cake and sleep with it too. |
| Wickedcrazy profile - diary |
| comments: Pretty crazy; not so wicked. |
| Genghis-jon profile - diary |
| F-i-n profile - diary |
| comments: R-A-D |
| Kittybukkake profile - diary |
| comments: New find - quite funny! |
| Biensoul profile - diary |
| comments: Funny funny funny with just enough insight to give her street cred. *Makes international blogging finger gang sign* |
| Whystinger profile - diary |
| comments: Owner of the crotch biting cat. |
| Groovn-Girl profile - diary |
| Mavenhaven profile - diary |
| comments: As fun to read as it's fun to say! |
| Nightnurse profile - diary |
| comments: I just can't stop reading her! She's an archival lifetime magpie. *AFLAC!* |
| Bindyree profile - diary |
| comments: Frequent humorous updates - I love it! |
| Caffeinegeek profile - diary |
| comments: Yoga, cats and Starbucks. Perhaps we were separated at birth? |
| Prolifique profile - diary |
| comments: In her own corner of the institution. Mine is the one kitty corner. ;) |
| Macdiva profile - diary |
| comments: Oh my dayum! |
| Poolagirl profile - diary |
| comments: My favorite pirate writer or would that be writer pirate? |
| Glitterqueen profile - diary |
| Willowfox profile - diary |
| Smashthegas profile - diary |
| comments: Cheeky unemployed drunken bum. ;) |
| La-the-sage profile - diary |
| Dandydandy profile - diary |
| Wildrosie profile - diary |
| Essaywriter profile - diary |
| Kitchenlogic profile - diary |
| Razor-vixen profile - diary |
| Smedindy profile - diary |
| Smoog profile - diary |
| comments: Back from her pilgrimage to the Himalayas but didn't bring me a Sherpa. |
| Nakedbarista profile - diary |
| comments: Unlocked! |
| Barbylon profile - diary |
| Kellifornia profile - diary |
| comments: She's cute, artistic and amazingly fun! |
My favorite music: |
| Damned |
| comments: I'm a punk rock/goth girl deep in my blackened heart |
| Peter Murphy |
| comments: Sexiest. Voice. Ever. |
| Filter |
| comments: I want to have Richard Patrick's baby. |
| Smiths |
| comments: For my angstier moments. |
| The The |
| comments: Recently rediscovered by me. |
My favorite movies: |
| Room with a View |
| comments: Julian Sands is dishy. |
| Austin Powers |
| comments: Are those sharks with lasers on their heads? |
| Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon |
| comments: They make kung fu look so easy. |
| Ladyhawke |
| comments: Medieval love story with wolves and falcons. |
| Matrix |
| comments: Red pill or blue pill? |
My favorite authors: |
| Janet Evanovich |
| comments: I love the Stephanie Plum novels. |
| Lindsey Davis |
| comments: Marcus Didius Falco rules. |
| Anne McCaffrey |
| comments: I want to live on Pern |
| Sharon Lee & Steve Miller |
| comments: I love the Liad novels. |
| Anne Rice |
| comments: Bit me. |
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