Ahhh ...


I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down.

My favorite diaries:

carnageus profile - diary
comments: "Heads are good, eh? If we didn't have them, we'd have to carry our brains around in little handbags."
passionable profile - diary
comments: First person I ever got drunk with. We were fourteen. We headbanged to Green Day in my room, then went out and tried to pick up guys. Read her diary and discover the irony in that.
moonshine76 profile - diary
comments: "If you're throwing a birthday party for someone, and the person is a recovering alcoholic and there's other recovering alcoholics attending…do you serve alcohol at the party?"
delta-orion profile - diary
comments: "Has anyone else out there noticed how tv news anchors always seem to pronounce the 'd' in Wednesday? And that they're the only ones who do it? What's up with that?"
trancejen profile - diary
comments: "It's not fun to listen to birds having drunken sex on your lawn at four AM. You think I'm making this up, and I'm not. I went out to get the paper this morning and found two empty bags of Beer Nuts and some feathers."
thisdarkgirl profile - diary
comments: "I AM A GAY MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY. I LIVE AND BREATHE GAY MEN. THEY ARE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. AS A WOMAN I SEARCH FOR THE BALANCE: A GAY MAN WHO IS HETEROSEXUAL."
oddgoogle profile - diary
comments: Getting a search referral to your diary for "naked nuns" is one thing, but when people searching for "Winged Human Males in Finnish Magic" come to your diary, you start to worry.
sa-land profile - diary
comments: Meet the redheaded spinster. Actually, she's married now so I don't know if I can still call her that. Hmm.
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: All hail the commander in chief of the Evil Robot Army.
andiknewthen profile - diary
comments: Always breathtaking.
kiki-blue profile - diary
comments: She parties nekkid.
spookyturtle profile - diary
comments: He returned ... without informing the likes of me, of course. My fault for removing him from this sacred list.
quietthought profile - diary
comments: "To whomever Googled me for "lazy shits". You don't need Google - just open the curtains and look out a window. There's fahsends of 'em."
sadistboo profile - diary
comments: She gave my rats a lovely home.
kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: "a song came on the stereo that triggered a rather lascivious memory of something that happened to me in a night club. After a few seconds I realized a few simple facts, 1) I’ve never been to New York and 2) Vampires don’t exist."
kate-san profile - diary
comments: "People used to think I was smart. But then one day in English class in eighth grade, a lanky boy said that smart people have messy handwriting. So I said, "My handwriting is neat." And he said, "You're stupid.""
sirilyan profile - diary
comments: "I may not be so edumacated, but I've managed to spot at least four differences between Triumph of the Will and a picture of a skinny woman in an ad. If I can do it, why can't you?"
failu12e profile - diary
comments: "My ovaries hurt."
futilehorn profile - diary
comments: He's more than prince charming to me.
less-than3 profile - diary
comments: "lately all i come across are OMGw00t!!eleven!!111LOLZ!! diaries. not that i don't have my moments of w00t-ness, but i'm not all w00t, all the time."
neewin profile - diary
comments: Eye candy.
westworld profile - diary
comments: "Fuck it is always so fucking warm in this office!!! I can't even wear a sweater and it's fucking December. Of course, when I say that everyone here looks at me like I have a five pound tumor growing off of my right tit."
plopphizz profile - diary
comments: "40 New Ways to Interpret the MSN IM Disappointed Smiley Face"
smoog profile - diary
comments: On sports bras: "They do, however, give one the appearance of having only one massive oblong tit across one's chest, a cyclopsian marvel that would provide a steady stream of income at any circus. A uniboob, if you will."
cuppajoe profile - diary
comments: "There is something WRONG with our culture when driving a noxious fume spewing machine is not only necessary unless you live in a downtown of a city, but even a god-damned status symbol."
i-am-jack profile - diary
comments: I am Jack's raging bile duct.
giallothang profile - diary
comments: "Did I mention that I have a mentor now? Well I do, but it's boring so you will learn nothing about it. It also feels kind of odd saying I have a mentor, like it's a skidoo or something."
geeked-out profile - diary
comments: "My washing machine is possessed by Hades. No shit. Fucking creepy. First it walked across the room and then started to smell like burning corpses. Well if burning corpses smell like rubber."

My favorite music:

Björk
Afghan Whigs
Fiona Apple
Rasputina
Lucinda Williams

My favorite movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Lost in Translation
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Clue

My favorite authors:

Bill Watterson
comments: Calvin & Hobbes. I don't care if it's a cartoon, it was brilliant. It has to count for something.
Douglas Coupland
comments: Ehh, why not. I liked Microserfs.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
comments: The Brothers Karamazov

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