"All of the people I could be... they got fewer and fewer until finally they got reduced to only one -- and that's who I am." -Dave Spritz (Nicholas Cage), "The Weather Man" Gmail: somnambulist76 AIM: somnambulist76
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| duranfanatic profile - diary |
| comments: "Here I'm defining "help" as stand around sweating while he does most of the actual work, and criticizes nearly every little thing I do or try to do" |
| rachelliz profile - diary |
| comments: "Maybe he's been busy. Maybe he's dating 12 other girls. Maybe he's trying to be cool. Maybe he's a dumbass. Probably he's a dumbass. We knew this though." |
| andrew profile - diary |
| comments: "My cholesterol and sugar levels, etc. are all fine, but the canadian exchange rate is still giving me huge ulcers, panic attacks, and I am pretty sure herpes." |
| savecraig profile - diary |
| comments: "The next rich client that walks by my desk dressed in fur is going to get tackled because I mistook them for a bear." |
| princessdy profile - diary |
| comments: [LOCKED] "Hopefully I will get to see him at the class reunion, and he won�t be in jail on drug charges like most of our classmates." |
| porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: "Being told by a woman that you remind them of a teddy bear is a dubious honor at best; most girls don�t have sex with teddy bears, and the ones that do usually have daddy issues and very confused teddy bears." |
| agent007kt profile - diary |
| comments: "i've moved to the age old concept held by women everywhere: boys suck.boys cause ouchies." |
| purplecigar profile - diary |
| comments: For quality snarkage: click here. (Quote forthcoming) |
| autumnleigh profile - diary |
| comments: "The other method was to wrap the cat in a towel. I called it bagging the cat; the vet�s assistant called it a kitty burrito. Cute, but I�ve never had a burrito that tried to scratch my eyes out.." |
| tacie77 profile - diary |
| comments: (Quote forthcoming.) |
| iamsorry profile - diary |
| comments: "I've been trying to reconcile my hatred of life with my fear of death." |
| lifeasme66 profile - diary |
| comments: (back by popular demand!) |
| lisamcc profile - diary |
| comments: A new semi-local to read. We'll see if it sticks. Or if she notices the new linker. ^_^ |
| poperkins profile - diary |
| comments: this is pop, be nice to her. Quote forthcoming. |
| mzauberman profile - diary |
| comments: [LOCKED] "Of course, egg-laying females probably won't evolve for another few hundred thousand years, but I'm confident they'll show up eventually." |
| quoted profile - diary |
| comments: [RARELY UPDATED] "I tried to find the number of wars currently raging worldwide, and cnet suggested it could find me the best deal on wars, while allowing me to compare prices, reviews, and more." |
| girls-suck profile - diary |
| comments: [MOVED OFF-SITE] "Women are absolutely insane. That's a given. We don't need a long standing debate on that; the popularity of Coldplay is enough for it to be apparent." |
| rar profile - diary |
| comments: [MOVED OFF-SITE] "I better get my ass back to work and school before I get to comfortable with my growing ignorance." |
| seventrain profile - diary |
| comments: [APPARENTLY BACK ONLINE] (Quote forthcoming.) |
| abeft11 profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED] (New. Found through Pork Tornado comments pages. Quote later.) |
| imlonelygirl profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] (Quote forthcoming. This is a new read for me.) |
| sera1231 profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED] "Women are stupid. Men are stupid. Relationships make people stupid. We would all be happier if we consistently thought with our brains instead of our sex organs. " |
| diaryreviews profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] (My score: 97/100) - "I was afraid that I wasn't going to like this diary at all. However, when I looked beyond that, I discovered that you have a very amusing personality." (Cara) |
| sweetreviews profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED] (My score: 103/100) - "I don't know where to begin. Reading your diary, I know that the bar has been raised here at DiaryLand. You are an amazing, and very talented writer." (Leslie Irene) |
| kaylorin profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED] "I dunno.. Maybe I'm senile.. There's a happy thought. *smile*" |
| pop-rox profile - diary |
| comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] "I'm not really willing to write down how i feel or what is going on in my life because I really don't want to think about it, it only hurts." |
| slackmeister profile - diary |
| comments: (Quote forthcoming.) |
| katy-bug profile - diary |
| comments: [CLOSED FOREVER] "Did you know I'm my favorite person? It's true." |
| sbojo32 profile - diary |
| comments: [LOCKED AND RELOCATED] "Do not attempt to stalk someone if you have no idea where they are... [and] have no idea why you're doing it... [or] what you'd do if you succeed." |
My favorite music: |
| Everclear |
| comments: Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Better Than Ezra |
| Bowling for Soup |
| comments: Eve 6, Blink-182, Lit, Green Day, The Offspring, Nirvana, Eminem, Good Charlotte, Nine Inch Nails, SR-71 |
| Aerosmith |
| comments: Def Leppard, Skid Row, Poison, Warrant, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Firehouse, Bon Jovi, Motley Cr�e |
| Billy Joel |
| comments: Steve Miller Band, John Cougar Mellencamp, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen |
| Emerson Drive |
| comments: George Strait, Travis Tritt, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks |
My favorite movies: |
| The Graduate |
| comments: As Good As It Gets, Phenomenon, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Jerry Maguire, Hombre Mirando al Sudeste, The Tao of Steve, Meet the Parents |
| Pi |
| comments: Apocalypse Now, Payback, The Crush |
| Star Trek II |
| comments: Back to the Future Part II, Star Trek First Contact |
| Memento |
| comments: Arlington Road, Glory |
| Lethal Weapon |
| comments: Lethal Weapon 2 & 3, Die Hard 1 & 2, Terminator 2, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Mission Impossible 2, Goldeneye |
My favorite authors: |
| Kurt Vonnegut |
| comments: "'Everything must have a purpose?' asked God. 'Certainly,' said man. 'Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,' said God. And He went away." |
| Scott Adams |
| comments: "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." |
| Stephen King |
| comments: "Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again." |
| Ayn Rand |
| comments: "Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." |
| George Orwell |
| comments: "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." |
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