I will say evil things about you behind your back. I will tell you that your 4-track prog rock demo tape sucks. I will refuse to argue with you when you want to have an intelligent discussion about world affairs or the philosophy of famous old men. I will give you the best massage of your life, only after you've begged me a million times and have offered me a million dollars or a million sexual favors. I will show you the jackass that you are by writing about you in a short story and re-naming you 'Chaz McNamara.' I crochet fanciful animal hats. I like boring museums and shoe gazer bands and terrible teen movies. Be careful, because I might quote you, but never believe your own press.
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| hermitage profile - diary |
| comments: if she were a monster, she'd have two butts and red hair. :-D |
| joe-average profile - diary |
| comments: if he were a monster, he'd have long long legs and go far. |
| thschrmngboy profile - diary |
| comments: if he were a monster, he'd grow poesy instead of fingernails. |
| pixiia-8 profile - diary |
| comments: If she were a monster, she'd have four boobs and an exposed pulsating brain. |
| perceptions profile - diary |
| comments: If he were a monster, he'd have a fish-eye eye. |
| thebeesknees profile - diary |
| comments: If she were a monster, she'd probably dress better than you. |
| ebm profile - diary |
| comments: If she were a monster, she'd throw the best mizzonster pizznartay. |
| magnetichand profile - diary |
| comments: If she were a monster, you'd never keep her in a cage. |
| jwinokur profile - diary |
| comments: If he were a monster, he's have ten testicles and a webcam. |
| el-guapo profile - diary |
| comments: If he were a monster, he'd have no penis. |
| cptninternet profile - diary |
| comments: If she were a monster, you wouldn't be able to resist her. |
| facepunch profile - diary |
| comments: Dude, she already has a monster on her page. |
| biloon profile - diary |
| comments: The Monstress of Comedic Insanity |
| heidiann profile - diary |
| comments: HELLO KITTY MONSTER FREAK SHOW |
| crepesoda profile - diary |
| comments: Fucka cool WEINERMONSTER |
| yeb-vas profile - diary |
| comments: Monster loads of monster love and verbiage :) |
| no-and-then profile - diary |
| comments: off the heezy! |
My favorite music: |
| helium |
| handsome boy modeling school |
| mirah |
| apples in stereo |
| buddha on the mooon |
My favorite movies: |
| dead alive |
| the last unicorn |
| so i married an axe murderer |
| the breakfast club |
| city of lost children |
My favorite authors: |
| jeffrey eugenides |
| aimee bender |
| stacey richter |
| sandra cisneros |
| fabio |
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