"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

09/22/2004 - 5:23 a.m.
I think not
Coincidence? Or perhaps not. Be careful how you vote or you just may get a wake up call from God.

Take it for what it is... a silly little time-wasting link.

Related picture:

Nature�s way of letting you know its going to be a very bad day

Naturesway

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09/21/2004 - 6:19 a.m.
undead-undead-undead
ComingSoon.net has a bunch of clips for Shaun of the Dead, the British zombie comedy.

Plot Summary: The day is coming. The day when sitting on the couch just won't cut it. The day when playing video games just doesn't seem important anymore. The day when the knock at the door isn't opportunity. The day when there are no more heroes. Just a guy named Shaun and one of those cricket bat things. The day is September 24, 2004. Are you ready?

Shaun is in a rut. At 29, he's coasted through life � and still hasn't gotten very far. His girlfriend Liz has grown tired of him and his deadbeat friend Ed is causing him a world of trouble with everyone else. In other words, Shaun's a normal guy.

One day however, nothing is normal. Trains are delayed. People faint in the streets. TV news reports unexplained calamities. The dead have risen! As manners and flesh take a beating, it's time to separate men from meat, humans from zombies, and living from undead. Shaun and Ed grab whatever is at hand to repel the attacking zombies, summoning reserves of strength they didn't know they possessed and straining muscles they forgot they had. Rounding up friends and family, they press on towards the sanctuary of the Winchester, their favorite pub. All that stands in their way are hordes of the flesh-eating undead.

I must see this movie. Official Website: ShaunoftheDeadmovie.com

Related link: Zombie Pinups

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09/20/2004 - 6:02 a.m.
A home computer in the year 2004
As envisioned in 1954. I have been house hunting lately and this one neighborhood that I like a lot are actually using this computer in their new homes.

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09/20/2004 - 5:54 a.m.
Trollsen Twins
Trollsentwins_1

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09/10/2004 - 6:48 a.m.
News from Iraq (subtitled)
Serious Funny...I'm serious...I mean... Oh heck - just go watch.

Here is one reporter who dares to uncover the truth of what is happening in Iraq - she's talking to insurgents around Tikrit. Brave woman...
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09/10/2004 - 6:46 a.m.
Yeah, that's not the door
These moments are made classic only when the person pretends like they didn�t just walk right into a glass window thinking it was the door.

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09/08/2004 - 6:56 a.m.
Now I know the secert to selling Real Estate
The secret of selling Real Estate by Chuck and Loretta.

Chuck and Loretta know how to sell Real Estate in the Danville, CA area. Do you want to know their secret? Look through the window of the third picture of this listing.

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09/08/2004 - 6:54 a.m.
Note to self: 1
The next time the electric toothbrush fails to start, hold it away from the eyes before trying to restart the damn thing.

On the plus side, my eyes will be cavity-free!
Related link: Make A Toothbrush Bracelet

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09/03/2004 - 7:05 a.m.
Free Fall
JumpJust crazy,

Free Fall, The dude jumps from a plane with a parachute in his hands.

Look mom no SSSSShooooooeessssssss!!!

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09/03/2004 - 7:05 a.m.
The problem with political conventions
People have a tendency to stretch the truth.

HowBig

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09/02/2004 - 7:09 a.m.
Do you know your chocolate?
Do you know your chocolate? Here�s a fun test, this site has 12 different pictures of chocolates melted down and placed in a diaper. Each picture has a clue, all you have to do is hold your nose and guess the type of chocolate in each picture.

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09/01/2004 - 7:39 a.m.
Pulp Politicians!
This is one of the funniest video's I've seen.

Ladies and gentleman I bring you Pulp Politicians.

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08/31/2004 - 10:36 a.m.
Do Your Part To Save Our Schools...

Andrea needs your money for UCLA

Thank you all for visiting my website. My name is Andrea; I am really nice, caring and smart and I'm asking for your HELP! I am 23 years old and a student at Orange Coast College. I am transferring to UCLA next year and I need your support.

Bottom line is that I have this huge credit card debt and student loans and I need $20,000 to pay it off. All I need is $1 from 20,000 people, or $2 from 10,000 people, or $5 from 4,000 people - you get the picture. So if you have an extra buck or two, please send it my way! Together, we can get this paid off and send me to UCLA.

I have been through a divorce and faced the trials and tribulations of being unemployed.

Here's an idea Andrea, Get a job! or maybe you could dance for a living

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08/30/2004 - 10:42 a.m.
If these Thumbs could Talk
American Sports Classic presents... If these Thumbs could Talk

Chris "Big Play" Ley helped put the 'Play' in Playstation. Follow the rise and fall of the greatest sports video game champion the world has ever known.
Funny sports parody video of a fallen video game champion.

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08/27/2004 - 10:46 a.m.
NASA Fakes Moon Landing!
Did NASA really land on the moon back in 1969? Well this site has proof that it was a fake!

Personally I believe that the landing did take place but I do believe that NASA may have edited broadcast. Just think you are the first person to walk on the moon would you say �One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Well this site has suppressed footage that shows that Armstrong's reaction was a great deal more uninhibited than history suggests, and that a hasty editing job was needed to prepare the astronaut's moment of glory for broadcast.

So here is the unedited NASA film from the triumphant Apollo 11 mission. (Be careful, turn you volume down if at work due to language)

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08/26/2004 - 6:50 a.m.
Girl Scout cookies
Funny video from the Man Show: Girl Scout cookies (via The Lost Links)

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08/25/2004 - 6:51 a.m.
POLITICAL/EVENT SPLASH PAGE
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A whole bunch of satirical pictures.

Some may be hilarious, others may be disturbing.

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08/24/2004 - 6:27 a.m.
George�s medals
When this breaks, it�s going to be big: Take a closer look at the Medals of George W. Bush

George W. Bush doesn't flaunt his hard-won war medals. Occasionally he will wear them if he is attending a formal or military event, but for the most part, they are tucked away in his trophy cabinet.

Due to a large number of requests for information about his wartime heroism, I began studying his medals. What I found surprised me, and I felt it was my duty as an American to spread these remarkable findings.

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08/24/2004 - 6:26 a.m.
Olympic Babe of the day � Ana Paula Connelly
AnaPaulaConnelly

You might recognize her as the Brazilian beach volleyball babe with the wandering hands or the hard body. Unfortunately she and her teammate Sandra Pires were eliminated in the quarterfinals.

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08/23/2004 - 6:11 a.m.
Now that's a good marketing campaign

Have a Coke and a smile

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08/20/2004 - 7:05 a.m.
Kid Wars
KidWars

KID WARS is a Star Wars fan film, created for fun by H�kan "Zap" Andersson and his kids.

Be warned, the film contains footage of parent and children alike bursting into flame, being decapitated, and pulling loose skin over exposed innards. Heh. Oh, and the kids insisted on being the bad guys, don't blame me! ...but then again, the bad guys win in this film....

View KID WARS:

Windows Media (.asf), 20 Mb

Quicktime (.mov), 31 Mb

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08/20/2004 - 6:32 a.m.
The World's Smallest Surviving Baby
BabyMadeline

Madeline Mann once weighed less than a can of soda as the tiniest surviving newborn known to medicine. Next week, she enters high school as something even more extraordinary -- an honor student who plays violin and likes to Rollerblade.

At birth, she wasn't even pint-sized. Born 27 weeks into her mother's pregnancy, she weighed just 9.9 ounces, less than any surviving baby in medical history. She was just 10 inches long, smaller than a football and resting easily in a nurse's hand.

Read more about Madeline here.
(Via A Welsh View)

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08/19/2004 - 5:06 a.m.
Will November ever come?
John Kerry's Flip Flop Olympics.
Better a flip-flop than a plain old flop, I say.

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08/18/2004 - 7:27 a.m.
Jaws in 30 seconds re-enacted by bunnies
Jaws bunnified in 30 seconds
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08/18/2004 - 5:24 a.m.
Watch out, I know Can Fu!
It's not unusual to see soda pop devotees go to great lengths to protect their can in ads. But rarely is such a battle so theatrical and cunning. "Can Fu" for Pepsi Max from Abbot Mead Vickers is a humorous dance between two friends duking it out Matrix-style.

View the spot at: href=http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1188/

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08/06/2004 - 8:32 a.m.
Breaking news! Where�s the Daily Nonsense report?

Apologies for the lack of posting; I have moved. I bought my own URL, (I feel like I�ve graduated), the bad news is the url www.dailyNonsense.com was already owned. So, I decided to change the name to the Outhouse Rag, don�t worry the new website will be just like this one so if you enjoy this Nonsense I�m sure you will enjoy my new one site too. Yes, you will still be able to comment anonymously on my post.

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Here�s my new logo:


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08/05/2004 - 5:40 a.m.
Folding A Shirt
Here's a short video that teaches a revolutionary way to fold your shirts. It's in Japanese, but you can learn this trick just by watching.

I was so intrigued that I took off my t-shirt, yes I get to work early, and tried it out. I had to watch the video about three times, but I eventually got it. It really does work.
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08/05/2004 - 5:12 a.m.
How to build a better Bush
If you don't like the way George W looks, you can always Build A Better Bush.

(via Golfer)
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08/04/2004 - 5:52 a.m.
Spider-Man reviews crayons!

AUGH! Get it away -- get it away! I hate the "White!" White crayons are positively useless! They're only good with black construction paper! Who colors on black construction paper more than once every fifteen years out of sheer pity for the fully unused pile of it collecting inches in the back of a closet? As far as I'm concerned, Crayola's only produced 95 colors. White doesn't count!
I have many more crayons to show you. Excited? then go to: Spider-Man reviews crayons!
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08/04/2004 - 5:34 a.m.
... just like in the cartoons!
Jesus Boots perfected!

The patent is online, of course.
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08/04/2004 - 5:24 a.m.
Caption time

I swear these are not mine honey...
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08/03/2004 - 5:41 a.m.
Those who downed the equivalent of half a bottle of wine or two pints of beer a day scored best of all.
Coffee can make you forgetful, while alcohol sharpens your brain. So, if you combine the two, in the form of Captain Morgan Rum mixed with Jolt Cola, all the while popping chocolate covered coffee beans, first thing each morning you become a superhero.
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08/03/2004 - 5:25 a.m.
Subservient President
Remember the Subservient Chicken? Now I bring you the Subservient President
(Be sure to ask him to remove his mask)
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08/02/2004 - 6:01 a.m.
Help needed with the movie The Village.
Lisa and I with a group of our friends went to the preview of the movie The Village. If you haven�t seen the movie The Village don�t read the comments because I want to talk to people that have seen the movie without being vague. First of all we liked the movie, but I do have a few questions, like the movie is suppose to have a deep meaning, what is it? [More in comments]
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08/02/2004 - 4:08 a.m.
Now if they made a full size Big Wheel, then I'd be interested.
hardcore tricycle.


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