And wouldn't you know it? I'm feeling pretty damn

2003-03-21, 9:50 p.m.

SO I went tanning today.

The girl asked me if I'd been before, I was like, yeah, three years ago.

"But you've been before?"

Well sure! Three years ago.

I should have realized when she said the words "Turbo Tan" and "12 minutes" in the same sentence, I should have fled.

So she led me into this room with this thing that looked like a fighter jet with a bikini girl painted on the side.

I turbo tanned for 12 mintues.

My ass looks like a Christmas ham.

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