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I don't exactly know why I need one, but I just feel that I do. I also have no idea what I would do with it... I mean, I doubt there is anyone out there that would want to see my skinny ass naked and after that there really is no need for one. Seriously, who would sign onto a webcam just to see little ol' me sitting there at my computer? Or entertaining guests. I guess what I would do then is schedule (pronounced sh-ed-you-ul) certain times were I would perform for the camera. Like, maybe I'd set the refresh rate to like 30 seconds, and I'd stand there with a cat in my hands, and I'd pet it for like 2 minutes, then before the camera can take the picture, I'd drop the cat and smear fake blood all over my face, hands, and body and stand there with a big ol' grin on my face. And maybe pull a fake fur tail out of my mouth or something... Hehehe, that'd be funny... I'm thinking of something else that involves a gun but I think I'll save that one for later... Quote of the day: "Didn't your mother ever tell you to watch where you were going?" "Momma didn't have no mouth!" Guess where that's from and you get a prize! |
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 Robbing midgets blind since 1999 |