2005-07-12 - 12:16 p.m.

Ok I have a virus.

Not the kind where you have to take a nice little pill or 7 and get rid of it, but the kind where you have to have your best friends husband who knows a lot more about computers than I to come over and "sweep" my puter.

I think I must have picked it up from some porn site or the other that I have visited, strictly out of research for this paper that I am writing, I mean I would never go there willingly, Oh who am I kidding.

Any way it either came from one of those sites or perhaps from one of the many pirated music that I steal daily.

It really sucks that these smart ass people who know computers sooo well spend their time fucking with you like this.

I realistically know it's some pimple faced fuck that lives in his/hers parents basement, wearing his Weezer Rules shirt and probably plotting out his next character sheet for his new Elf/Cleric that he is planning to spring on his "buds" at the next gaming convention.

The little bastards!

So now I have this lovely pure white screen, sure I can still surf the net and do shit like what I am doing right now, but dammit I am so tired of having endless virus programs be duped by these in desperate need of Oxy 10 fuck heads.

I need Hacking 101, or perhaps Internet Piracy for Dummies.

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