... and then there's Maude. <<2009-10-10 / 4:54 p.m.>>
So... Bea Arthur has been dead since April, eh? I didn't know. I live in Korea, for fucksakes! Yup, it wasn't until I saw that episode of South Park with the dead celebrity ghosts that I noticed one of the front row passengers looked a hell of a lot like Arthur. Naturally, I wikied her and... Cancer, eh?... Back to the South Park episode, there was another death I hadn't heard about: DJ AM. I remembered him from the tabloids back when Nicole Richie was bucking for a living skeleton of the year award. His death was way more interesting as well: "the cause of death is 'acute intoxication' due to the combined effects of cocaine, Oxycodone, Vicodin, Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole."
That dude's blood could've fuck up a vampire elephant. The only thing on that list I've ever taken is Benadryl, and let me tell you, hon, it was fucking AWESOME on its own.
So the lesson for today kids is: say not to cancer AND drugs. But no cancer drugs, 'cause y'know, that's how you say "no" to cancer... with drugs.
~ Love,
Frenzy