2004-12-24 - 8:39 p.m.

Following is a gem of an email from one of the personals sites I'm on...the email address and writer's name have been altered to protect him from himself. Haha.

"On 12/24/2004 02:37 pm PST, "psychoticsingle" wrote:

Can u keep up with me? can u be bad a naughty girl as well you can be a charming lady do u have an open mind and not fear to persue what u want be wild but also loyal trust is the most important thing to me without it u have nothing i am mostly a giver in life so even if your the selfish type it dont matter to bother me as long as i have trust and your not the jealous possive typy but can get wild and freaky as well as kick back under the stars as far as sexualy as i said im a giver my biggest fettish is to go down even better if ur helpless restrained its just as good as sex to me im also very romantic i like to spice and mix it up alot for instance one night you get supprised following a trail of cholate candy to a bed covered in roses im not jealous type i like my girl to go out with friends when she can and always dress sexy and as good as possible so u will get complemented and feel alive and confident which is the only way to live
i find u very appealing im a great catch but u must know i always push the outer limits i dont like boring i experiment alot its the only way to find out what you like write me back .......but the only price for all this is trust and loyality if you come to me first and true i can always forgive i a one strike person on decit once u loose my trust its gone forever this is me finding a true girl that dosent lie or decieve has been my problem my e-mail is [email protected] hope to hear from u soon
hannibal"

This is what I get for being single. Well, I am communicating with two intelligent individuals, so hopefully I will at least have intriguing face-to-face interactions with them, unlike the afore-quoted Dr. Lechter.

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