messages to milkwood:
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from engelchen :
I'd give you a long hug if you were here. But since you aren't, we'll both remain un-hugged. Bad day.
from qwert :
ITS ALIVE!!!!
from bittervoice :
Had to stop in first because anyone who quotes that Dorothy Parker piece, I cannot help but love! Okay, I am going to read your stuff now!
from engelchen :
I could say now "Your diary is really good" or "I love your diary" but these simple words could not descibe how much your diary touched and impressed me. Which is weird, cause you are a complete stranger to me, and usually strangers dont impress me that way. But you did. Thats why simple compliments are too cheap and cant express how I actually think / feel about your diary. I really hope you are going to update again and that you are more or less happy with your life, in case thats possible !
from praiseandrew :
have you raised the praise lately?
from bearbabylon :
Evolution has obviously been achieved through your literary stylings. If anyone ever calls you a bad person, just let me know...I have 7 years of martial arts, a chemical imbalance, and a desire to love all that must be loved and a hate to terminally wedgie everything that is bad. "Hong Kong Fooey! Number One Super Guy!" Bear Babylon GET ME OUT OF HERE...
from hubby :
Hi Milkwood I liked you diary, but I loved your nails. Do you still have them long? Hope so, they're awesome. Send me an email telling me why you grow them long?. [email protected]
from elagabalus :
Your just a microscopic clog in his catastrophic plan, designed and directed by his red...right...hand...Heh. I'm glad the messaging services are working, and was also wondering if you ever got the answer to the joke. The punchline. The kicker. hooDang.
from elagabalus :
Glad to be of service. Although, I am not like all the king's horses and all the king's men. Heh. You should know that my latest entry concerning "Wilthar" was born with a reading of your process of make up application. Not that "Wilthar" was born from that, but just my urge to share him with the diaryland community. Thus its your fault I unleashed him. Of course, you might be totally bass ackwards confused as to what I am talking about. In such a case...go read my diary to alleviate any such confusion. Ok. I leave you with a joke. Whats better than seeing women wrestle?
from ignominy :
your diary is really really good.
from paperwings :
i love you lots. just wanted you to know i am thinking about you. *grin* *lick*
from elagabalus :
Crikey! Dems bigguns, Guvneh.........Yes. I went there. Hyar. I can't get the visceral brain scabbish sensation out of my mind when I think about slamming nails like that in a car door or something. Dank.
from elagabalus :
What een da fudge is on your fingernails? Are those your fingernails? Must make opening a soft drink a bitch. Lubbly webbing. 'And if you can't stop that scarlet flood, Daddy's gonna dance in a fountain of blood...'
from paperwings :
oh, and you are very beautiful, my dear! what gorgeous eyes. *sigh* *kisses*
from paperwings :
oh, love! you quoted one of my favorite poems. *swoons* thank you for your sweet words.
from paperwings :
just wanted you to know i am thinking about you, doll. *kisses*
from paperwings :
why thank you dear!
from firedaisys :
Your words delight and confuse me. There is more to your puzzle then I have peices for now. But perhaps it's because we always take a peice of everyone we meet with us. Have you met many people?
from paperwings :
sounds lovely, dear. *many kisses*
from pischina :
Hi Milkwood! Thank you for signing my Analyzer! It is funny that you did that today, because I was just reading *your* diary today, for the first time in a little while. I really like the new layout. I like it very very much. Have a wonderful day!
from elagabalus :
I shall promise to dress up as an incorporeal phantasm which will hover about and whisper childish rhymes. An out of the body experience I'll have in honor of your day of days. I should know the exact time and place of this occassion since I want to be near soft stuff when I go into a tongue biting siezure of ecstacy, sending my soul across the ley lines of whimsy, to fribulate all over the place. 'Hush Lil' Baby, don't you bleed....Daddy's got exactly what you need...'. Enjoy.
from paperwings :
paris does sound nice... those oxygen tanks might get a bit cumbersome i think. for our wedding, i'm planning on wearing a beautiful white medieval gown with bell sleeves and lovely light blue accents, and a garland of tiny white roses with which to adorn my head. it's nice to know that you will cook, because i don't think we would survive on my macaroni and cheese and instant pancakes for long. *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*
from xenomorph :
it seems i forgot to space... i was suppose to say ::slap:: me like the bitch i am? ::kisses & huggs::
from xenomorph :
oh my, what a lovely sounding marriage. I married myself just a few days ago though it was not as glamourous as yours will be. can i go? will you > me like the bitch i am? >
from paperwings :
that sounds good. i love dressing up. as for the guestlist, hmmmm... how about all of your favorite diarists and all of mine? then, we can pick two of those for witnesses. where shall we spend our honeymoon, dearest? also, i must confess that i am a terrible cook. just so you know. *lots and lots of kisses*
from paperwings :
sure, next friday sounds wonderful darling. see you then. shall you wear the dress, or shall i? *hugs and kisses*
from paperwings :
i love the new layout, dollface. will you marry me? *hopeful grin with eyes widened in anticipation*
from paperwings :
*hugs and kisses back*
from level-off :
Aww Milky! You added me as one of your favs?! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside:) You are the schmoopiest schmoopie that ever schmooped. And I still love your diary, and all it's lactating references to remind me why I decided to be lactose intolerant in the first place. But I digress. Anyway, don't forget to lather, rinse, repeat, and so on and so forth . . .
from elagabalus :
Mothers. Can't live without them having had sex, Can't live thinking of them still having sex. Generally. Dolls and Little Boys. Why the hell not? We want them to grow up to be good father, right? Oh, btw, my dirty lil' mind has either caught up to or surpassed yours after blinking at the word "milkwood" for a while. Heh, Eh Heh, Heh. I digress. Watch fer Bed Elvi. Later.
from paperwings :
*licks back* thank you for the pretty paper sky, hon. *tosses rose petals your way*
from xenomorph :
kisses ::smooch smooch:: kidding. just wanted to tell you how great you are and thank you for listening Mistress. You are a good person and I don't think you get told that enough.
from milkwood :
me? html? well, i know a little of it, but my friend, Diaryland alias Mr. Plutonium, did all the "dirty work"....the little techno-slut ;-P
from xenomorph :
i will bend to you every will mistress >:)
from elagabalus :
As the rusty coffee can rush of STP's "Dead and Bloated" distills through my brain's septic tank, I respond with a genteeeeeel tip of the hat. Honored I am. Interesting your answer was. Yoda I am not. Sorry, some of the geekery twisting its cherubic features up there. Tee McHee. If I had the motivation to learn HTML, I'd like to pizazz up my own diary. I envy you and others like you. Well. Time for me to go draw some shit for class. Read ya Later. Kirk Out.
from elagabalus :
I read yer diary for the first time. Got some net explorin' time because the owner of the computer I'm so dutifully click-clacking away at is currently doing something frightenly cute to his girlfriend. Murmur murmur giggle cuddle stuff. Not thats bad, but doing it to the exclusion of people trying to communicate is lame. Ladies and Gentlemen, Tangent A. Oh yeah. Diary. Enjoyed reading your stuff. A hopscotch of words scrawled on the cement outside of an apartment complex my brain is paying too much rent for. Sometimes it feels like my brain wants to play. Sometimes it just steps over it. Most of the time it plays though. Good on ya. Question though. What do you mean by "Places that Echo"? Curiosity enlightens the cat.
from pischina :
Wow!! I just read the whole story from you, and I gotta say, IF anyone even reads the whole thing down there like I did, YOU definitely sound more reasonable and sane than he. "Terrorist" IS a good name! And what an intelligent diary you have! I am really enjoying it! Hope things go better for you soon.
from pischina :
Wow. I actually read that entire conversation down there. Was that real? Well Milkwood, you came out sounding like the better half. I haven't even read your diary yet. Jeez. What a conversation. I'm going to have to read your diary now. Here I go......!
from sadie-s :
Mosquitos may be like vampires, but they sure the hell ain't as fun to date!

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