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| from mr-onion : |
| Thanks for the support sweetie! I asked roomie and Helmet and the BF to join us for Christmas darts akshun on the 16th. |
| from mr-onion : |
| Yeah. Yeast Rings. What does that make me think of? Monistat 7, that's what. |
| from mr-onion : |
| I just want to do the lilting voiceover for a tampon commercial...now that'd be priceless! |
| from mr-onion : |
| Stamos? huh! I saw a bit of that last night and almost lost my dinner. That was aged cheddar there. |
| from mr-onion : |
| Rolly office chairs were made for romance. You could've impressed him by spinning round and round in circles until you got dizzy and fell over. |
| from mr-onion : |
| You Bad Updater! We want salacious Hollywood gossip and I know you have access to the wire services. May Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen cast a pall over your tv set for a week! |
| from mr-onion : |
| Maybe they're reading your t-shirt! It's probably somehting obvious like that, or there may be toilet paper stuck to your shoe. |
| from mr-onion : |
| People with bad grammar and worse punctuation, well they just deserve whatever life throws at them. Hopefully something sharp. Did not like the desperate tone of his e-mail; i.e. crazed-loner-Star-Trek-Convention-attender |
| from mr-onion : |
| Yeah, well YOU have a friend listed as one of the city's most eligible bachelors in that magazine; I had a peek on the weekend and he's yummy. Room mate knows another one of the eligible bachelors in there. |
| from mr-onion : |
| Dear Mizz UD: why don't you have a link to NOTES and PROFILE on your index page? It's so hard to send you annoying notes otherwise. |
| from mr-onion : |
| UD is being very prolific lately - mebbe it's the flu virus. We likes it when you write. |
| from mr-onion : |
| your new design made me want to rekindle my love affair with chintz. Thanks UD! |
| from mr-onion : |
| Aren't you the clandestine one - deleting all previous entries to avoid detection by the CIA and CSIS. I'll hide your guns and ammo at my place. If they catch up to us, we can do a Thelma and Louise and drive off the edge of Newfoundland one day. |
| from mr-onion : |
| dammit, I took you off my favourites list because you told me this diary had been assassinated. And now, through some demonic and eldritch means, you're back! Does this mean you'll be updating drunk now like the rest of us on D-land? |
| from uptowndream : |
| i love Stuart's christ mass story. Classic! |
| from mr-onion : |
| You mean you like Stuart Maclean? I honestly have never gotten any warm fuzzy impressions from those Vinyl Cafe stories. I'll stick with my beer for any warm feelings throughout the holidays. |
| from mr-onion : |
| You are not, I repeat not, Ashlee Simpson and there will be no dancing of merry little jigs this year. We'll be civilized for New Year's Eve, right up until we pass out...again. |
| from mr-onion : |
| Dear Mrs. Shatner: put the mic down and come out for drinkies with the rest of us on Friday. |
| from mr-onion : |
| Dear 4-letters-away-from-being-a-Billy-Joel-song: Mr. Clean was only visiting; he needs a woman who understands him....and is willing to polish his head with a chamois. |
| from mr-onion : |
| I'm gonna hide that Bryan Adams tape where no God fearing person would ever dare to look - behind the box of All-Bran! |
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