 My favorite diaries:
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facepunch profile - diary |
| comments: "...im 19 and i still see a pediatrician, so whenever i go the mothers in the waiting room ask me about my baby, my NONEXISTENT BABY. i need to get a new doctor. or a baby." |
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februarykiss profile - diary |
| comments: "that chick just wants to kick my ass because unlike her, i haven't had four abortions." |
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snakeil profile - diary |
| comments: "i drank 3 beers, bonged one more, and we went to la bamba's, and after that, i got home. i need to take a massive dump. as soon as i stop farting. i am so sexy." |
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kinky-kitten profile - diary |
| comments: "i seriously think there is some sort of higher power which decreed that me and my cooter desperately needed a day off." |
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ldybug1113 profile - diary |
| comments: "...I got a Bacardi Silver (AHH, over the edge!). They started shaking me for amusement." |
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ummm-kitties profile - diary |
| comments: "i am drunmk. its ture. i tired for a whiole to nto be, uut b now i am. and i kissed elizebe4ht. but dnday didnt ksisis me, proving how alone i truley am. i am drunkm. lovre, char.lotte. jlkfifljljkdaffdlfdkfsdkjdafskjfioutelkjfjlkfso drunkk." |
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greenfinch profile - diary |
| comments: "so anyway, next time you think you're life is super shitty just imagine what life would be like had you drank your own cum out of a water bottle on accident." |
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juliemchle81 profile - diary |
| comments: "You ever wonder what it would be like to float in a pool of jell-o? This is what my thought process came to at 2 pm after 6 hours of telemarketing." |
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giglesalot24 profile - diary |
| comments: "ok start with friday : pissed off at david b/c he dropped the baby..." |
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ambrosia-15 profile - diary |
| comments: "you don't want a monkey for a pet. Do you know why? Cause monkey's jack off a lot." |
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a-medley profile - diary |
| comments: "Just a gentle reminder that I'm STILL not on your favorites list. Don't forget, I know where you live. And I enjoy making absolutely empty threats." |
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schpicky profile - diary |
| comments: "I do like me some box. But, I wonder if I mean that in a sexual sense...or really, if I just like the smell of cardboard." |
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newchoj profile - diary |
| comments: "I actually signed a petition AGAINST PETA the other day... I'm becoming more conservative every hour. damn you super attractive, super fun, super republican boys...." |
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icedancegr8 profile - diary |
| comments: "Here's the short list of my fears: Moths (and consequently butterflies, which are just colorful moths anyway...), people hiding in the back seat of my car, the dark, zombies, clowns, feet." |
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carebear715 profile - diary |
| comments: "Drunky poants mcgee, tha's me! hahahahaha" |
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hrishistotle profile - diary |
| comments: "Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, I see the fucking look in your eyes...fucking every now and then I fall apart, and I need you now tonight, I fucking need you more than ever..." |
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elliorange profile - diary |
| comments: "I hear popping in the distance. It sounds like the world's largest popcorn maker. Holy shit. I'm talking about the world's largest popcorn maker. I think I need alcohol." |
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dragonsangel profile - diary |
| comments: "Next exciting thing is my new roommate seems really cool. It is the first night and she has already asked me if my boobs are real or not." |
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radiatorman profile - diary |
| comments: "Leonardo DiCaprio...I heart you. In a non homosexual way of course...cough cough...cough." |
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The LJ's profile - diary |
| comments: devioussavant [brilliant fucker], emmers425 [stop looking at me like that!], fuckyeahduders [leftwingXcore], hatfarm [rock out!], jazzyd [eh, wow?], the80smade [Muh...], what_the_truck [loveaholic], frankcusumano [drunk!] |
My favorite music: |
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Dave Matthews Band |
| comments: "Lie In Our Graves" fills me up, "#41" makes me scream, "Lover Lay Down" is THE love song of my formative years. |
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The Samples |
| comments: "Feel Us Shaking" makes me do just that, "Sacred Stones" releases the song stuck in my throat, "Nothing Lasts For Long" = INTROSPECTION. |
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Hem |
| comments: "Leave Me Here" crushes me so good, "Night Like A River" is campfire mellow gold, "An Easy One" make me miss you. Yes, you. |
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Ryan Adams |
| comments: "La Cienega Just Smiled" never made hurt sound so good, "Oh My Sweet Carolina" must be enjoyed with a cigarette, "Return of the Grievous Angel" rocks my country ass right off. |
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Lyle Lovett |
| comments: "The Road To Ensenada" puts me back on the road to California, "This Old Porch" makes me nostalgic for the family I don't even have yet, "Closing Time" is the walk to the car at 2 AM with your arm around good company. |
My favorite movies: |
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Pulp Fiction |
| comments: "Goddamn, that's a pretty fucking good milk shake." |
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Titanic |
| comments: $200 million budget and all you care about is whether or not Jack and Rose get off the damn boat. THAT'S good filmmaking. |
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Deconstructing Harry |
| comments: A 90 minute in-joke for everyone who loves to write. |
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Playing By Heart |
| comments: The secret weapon. |
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Kill Bill |
| comments: Every single frame reminds me why I'm a filmmaker. ::Tarantino is not the man - he is the mold from which all others must be formed:: (Vol 1 AND 2) |
My favorite authors: |
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Dave Eggers |
| comments: "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" is our generation's "Catcher In The Rye." My favorite book. |
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Charles Bukowski |
| comments: "War All The Time" is a great drinking book, if ever there were such a thing. |
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Craig Thompson |
| comments: "Blankets," a 600 page graphic novel about first love, is just about the best love story I've ever read. |
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David Sedaris |
| comments: "Barrel Fever" is equal parts charmed and exhausted by the little things that make us human. |
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Joseph Heller |
| comments: I liked "Catch-22" so much that I bought my own copy of it after a botched attempt to swipe it from my high school lit class. |
