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David Artois Is Great!

Destiny is a forklift truck. And it's carrying crates of beer to my front door. If this drivel means absolutely nothing to you, you'd better leave now. More nonesense awaits within.

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thedetails    profile - diary
comments:  The leader of the biggest drugs cartel in the world. You want pure, uncut aspirin?.. You got it!
fairyfish    profile - diary
comments:  She likes to smear herself in yogurt and force her elderly neighbours to lick it off. Or something.
khazzy    profile - diary
comments:  She's a five-time former world bodybuilding champion. She recently had all her muscles removed though because they started to smell. Despite all this, she's very nice.
slithy-toves    profile - diary
comments:  She slithes. She toves. She doesn't wear clothes. LOOK!.. I can see her fanny!
evil-edna    profile - diary
comments:  She once missed a dental appointment.. Crazy!! She phoned them and arranged a new appointment so everything turned out fine in the end.
local-girl    profile - diary
comments:  She had an affair with David Copperfield. It all ended when he sawed her in half without her permission. She's okay though.. Well, apart from being dead 'n' stuff.
borrowmymind    profile - diary
comments:  I did. I lost it. She's not happy. Give it back. Yes, I'm talking to you! It's not worth anything you know. Why don't you just give it back? Oh, thank you. That was very nice of you... Oops, I've lost it again! Bugger!
princessreva    profile - diary
comments:  She once played violin in the IRA.. That was until she realised that they are a terrorist group and NOT an orchestra.

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Return Of The Third Man - Harry's Back!
comments:  Well, what can I say? Even better than the original. And who'd have thought that turning this sequal into a slasher movie would have worked so brilliantly?

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last updated: 2008-01-10 09:14:35
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