sarcasm is your best friend

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But whichever way you look at it, I'm butt ugly! (Don't worry, I confuse myself sometimes too.)

Damn, these little blurbs are pretentious, aren't they? I mean, just look at all the crap people write about themselves. They're so stuck up and they think that somehow they matter. My opinion is, all these people really need to be laughed at. Like politicians. Politicians need to be laughed at. Otherwise they'd take themselves even more seriously than they do now. Special interests need to be laughed at. The National Organization for Women needs to be laughed at even more than it is now (did you know they have less than half as many members as there are female Playboy subscribers? And they supposedly speak for all women). I need to be laughed at. So click the link and do some laughing at me.

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comments:  Another dland superstar. I'm so typical.

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comments:  we do. what can I say...

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My favorite music:

r&b

comments:  aaliyah, alicia keys, blu cantrell, brandy, city high, craig david, destiny's child, india arie

rock

comments:  alanis morissette, avril lavigne, blink182, the corrs, garbage, green day, jimmy eat world, linkin park, michelle branch, nina gordon, no doubt, simple plan, sugar ray, sum 41, vertical horizon

pop

comments:  bbmak, dido, dream, enya, jewel, krystal, nelly furtado, pink, vitamin c

My favorite movies:

Lord of the Rings

Minority Report

The Matrix

Love and Basketball

Remember the Titans

My favorite authors:

Mark Twain

Agatha Christie

George Orwell

Dave Barry

John Knowles

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