 My favorite diaries:
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fuzzyhoovle profile - diary |
| comments: First person I ever started reading on Diaryland. She never fails to entertain me. "If it came from your uterus, you better claim it and love it." |
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persimmon profile - diary |
| comments: Her diary can make me weep. And wet myself with laughter. Either way, I end up damp. Huzzah! |
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ann-frank profile - diary |
| comments: You know that person at the party that hangs by the punch bowl and has everyone hagning on her every word while she does the robot? Yeah, this is her. |
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mytwocents profile - diary |
| comments: The comings and goings of a slightly off-kilter person. I likey. |
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biensoul profile - diary |
| comments: Okay, this is the last 12-percenter. I promise. Sort of. |
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widowmaker profile - diary |
| comments: Killer is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. Our love is based on a mutual and respected hatred of each other. Figure that one out. In the meantime, read her diary. The kid's got promise. |
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fadein profile - diary |
| comments: I spend hours reading this guy's diary. The trials and tribulations of an aspiring TV writer. If there is an ounce of justice, he will be given his own show to write... hopefully, it will replace Full House reruns on TBS. |
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adage1 profile - diary |
| comments: Not only a neat diary, but girlfriend can *write*! Serious fiction diva, y'all. Crazy intelligent to boot. |
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trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: Makes me think, which is a rarity. Then she makes me laugh, which isn't rare but is much-appreciated. |
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skim profile - diary |
| comments: Another 12 percenter. I don't know if her mom sends her tuna. She doesn't look like Margaret Cho |
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perceptions profile - diary |
| comments: I'm like.. the 3500th person to add this guy to his/her list so if he thinks he's getting any more promotion, he's out of his mind. |
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paleophelia profile - diary |
| comments: I never would've guessed this kid was 18 when i started reading her stuff. Poetic, thoughtful and intriguing. This is so unlike me to read something this deep. |
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dreamyautumn profile - diary |
| comments: A wonderful wiccan mommy who makes me smile warmly. How can i lose? |
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itsmylife profile - diary |
| comments: i think if you think i'm funny, you'll think she's funny, too. if you don't think my funny's funny you might still find her funny 'cause she's pretty funny. Funny how that works, huh? |
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rocker-angel profile - diary |
| comments: Her diary design makes me dizzy but her content makes me giggly. |
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arletterocks profile - diary |
| comments: A person who lives up to her screen name. Yes, i do believe that wonders shall never cease. |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: Yes, yes, he's an institution at Diaryland. Yes, he's been around forever. But here's the weird thing-- he's actually worth the hype. |
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rev-elation profile - diary |
| comments: The world needs more gutsy, wonderfully ballsy ladies who speak their fabulous minds. |
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taxidriver profile - diary |
| comments: Wherever she puts down her pen, i'll gladly follow. |
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twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: So much gold on just one page. |
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ladeeleroy profile - diary |
| comments: Can't. Stop. Reading. |
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lobsterchick profile - diary |
| comments: A recent stumble. Compelling, funny, enviable. All good things, dig? |
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cdghost profile - diary |
| comments: It's outlaw blues' fault. Blame her. And then blame her once more for me. |
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mas-tekyla profile - diary |
| comments: My oldest friend, she 104 this June. No, kidding. But we have known each other since we were old enough to have hope in the world. |
My favorite music: |
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Matthew Good Band |
| comments: I hear Matt Good's a real asshole. |
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Billy Joel |
| comments: He's the Goddamn Piano Man, for Pete's sake. |
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Sarah McLaughlin |
| comments: She's a female, she's Canadian, she likes words like "yearning" and "cling" and "breathe". What's not to like? |
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Nine Inch Nails |
| comments: Satisfied the mandatory teenage angst quotient. |
My favorite movies: |
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Oz |
| comments: HBO's ugly bastard child. Shanking, neckbreaking and grautitous dong shots.. who could ask for more?? "So there’s two ways this could go precious. They both end the same. With my dick up your ass. " |
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American Beauty |
| comments: "I didn't lose my job, it's not like 'ooh! where'd my job go?!', I Quit!" "I rule!" *pumps fist in air* |
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Go |
| comments: "if you was any less black, you'd be clear" |
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The Usual Suspects |
| comments: I want Kevin Spacey to have man-babies solely for me. "and just like *that*.. he's gone" |
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Wet Hot American Summer |
| comments: "I'm going to fondle my sweaters" |
My favorite authors: |
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Ann Marie-Macdonald |
| comments: Wrote my favourite book- "Fall on Your Knees". If you haven't read it, you're a fool. I would hazard to guess you might even be a damn fool. |
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Christopher Pike |
| comments: I am going to marry this man and claim all his books to be my own. |
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Dr. Seuss |
| comments: I think i've got this mostly right: "Mrs Van Bleck of the Newport Van Blecks is so goddamn rich she has gold-plated sex. While Miggles and Mitsy and Bitsy and Sue have the commonplace thing and it just has to do" |
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Robert K. Tanenbaum |
| comments: Butch Karp and Marlene Ciampi are my heroes. I'm slowly but surely making my way through this monstrous series of books. |
