milasko's Diaryland Diary

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okay so finally bought the snappy snappy camera and in my excitement I could hardly be bothered to charge the battery. The only photographs I have taken are of a wooden duck and a dead cow. The dead cow was already a photograph on my wall so it doesn't even really count.
I know ... I am not the camera type. I mean I went to live on a remote tropical island for 5 months and took only a single disposable camera, which one of my many many older brothers in the village demand I use to be the journalist at his wedding. So yes my last photography gig was a wedding photographer in the middle of the pacific ... and were the photos any good! Hell no!

THe same with when I had a video camera. Apart from my piss take i,e, subversive for you hipsters biographical movie of the life of the artist Rene Magritte which pretty much involved my friends walking round with giant apples stuck to their faces and wearing bowler hats I couldn;'t bring myself to ask anyone to be in my films ... because film-makers are embarrassing wankers ... so I ended up making pisstake animations using those fold up paper and cut along the folds paper dolls and others that looked like line drawings but were actually wool pinned to the wall until the landlord complained about all the little holes ...
so there won't be many photos for a while unless you want to see a dead cow ...

9:45 p.m. - 2005-08-09

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