12:10 p.m.	FUCK YOUR VIPER ALARM SYSTEM	2004-03-15
Reaped	Dear owner of the FUCKING car with the FUCKING CAR ALARM with the feather touch, Stop driving to work. Disengage the alarm. Simply just die. 3 alarms in the past fifteen minutes doesn't indicate an emergency, by virtue of the fact that it is parked in the patrolled & gated Parking Garage. I HIGHLY DOUBT anyone is trying to steal it. I would rather guess it is some insane plot to DRIVE THE LIBRARIANS MAD. We already almost there. Stop pushing us. Make that 4 times in the past fifteen minutes. Failure to comply with this demand will result in dire circumstances not limited to a grenade launcher, your car, and one very over caffeinated information specialist. You have been warned.	Sown
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