 My favorite diaries:
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frequencies profile - diary |
| comments: "SMOKE A BUCKWHEAT SING-SONG TUBA McGOO, MOTHERFUCKER!" Relax, Sean. "MACKEREL, MACKEREL, MACKEREL! WOO WOO! CHARGE THAT SHIT, SHIRLEY! CHARGE IT ALL!" No longer updating. :( |
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idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: "For the next round I made up labels with nonsense words; words which just made me snicker... “Turkeyflap”, “Pignugget”, “Nutsnorkeler”, etc. I’m reasonably certain my mom took thalidomide while pregnant with me." |
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smartepants profile - diary |
| comments: "If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it just needs a little more time in the microwave. " |
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squeeky profile - diary |
| comments: "Keeping my fingers crossed but not my legs!" |
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fu-fu profile - diary |
| comments: "What would you do if I shoved some marbles up your ass and couldn't find them?" |
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jamiestar profile - diary |
| comments: “DIE MOTHERFUCKER! Don’t you crawl away from me! You get back here and DIE!” |
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sicktrick profile - diary |
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datefromhell profile - diary |
| comments: Bahaha, funny shit |
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diaryquotes profile - diary |
| comments: Some of the best diarylanders all in one spot for my lazy ass. |
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chubbychic profile - diary |
| comments: "I just wanted to send out a public service announcement that today sucks butt, but will be much better after I get home and start drinking." |
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heidiann profile - diary |
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iron-review profile - diary |
| comments: My review site. We review with an Iron Fist! Or something. |
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kitty-kaboom profile - diary |
| comments: Kaboom. |
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bloodreign profile - diary |
| comments: Steve(n) - my boyfriend and king ot the universe. BOW DOWN. Or something. |
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wicked-sezzy profile - diary |
| comments: "I'll tell ya, nothing says "conservative Republican" like anonymous handjobs. In a car. ~Ahem~ " |
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golfwidow profile - diary |
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azangel68 profile - diary |
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conquestgirl profile - diary |
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squirrelx profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
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Marilyn Manson |
| comments: I like Manson. I like that people think he can suck his own cock. It makes him much more appealing. |
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Smashing Pumpkins |
| comments: I understand what Mr. Corgan is singing and you don't. |
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Placebo |
| comments: Slacker Bitch. I need not expand. |
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Garbage |
| comments: Shirley Manson is dumb as a brick, but a helluva lot cuter. Well, before she got that bleached 80's poof anyway. |
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Eminem |
| comments: WHAT BITCH. He's hot. In a really obnoxious white rapper way. |
My favorite movies: |
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Fight Club |
| comments: "I am Jack's smirking revenge." |
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Center Stage |
| comments: "You break it, you bought it." |
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Requiem For A Dream |
| comments: Enough to keep any rational person off drugs for the rest of their life. |
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American Beauty |
| comments: Lester cracks my shit up. |
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Donnie Darko |
| comments: I love a happy ending! |
My favorite authors: |
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Laurell K. Hamilton |
| comments: Anita Blake. That's really all there is to say. Who doesn't want to read about a vampire hunter who's fucking a vampire and werewolf? I certainly do. Of course, her books about Meredith Gentry are also wonderful. |
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George Carlin |
| comments: I guess he's more of a comedian then writer, but he has a few books out. Good reading if you aren't easily offended or Christian. Wait, why are you here if you're Christian? |
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V.C. Andrews |
| comments: She wrote one of my all time favorite books, Flowers in the Attic. |
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Helen Fielding |
| comments: Bridget Jones' diary. AHHAHAAHAHA. |
