frazzled-imp's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teflon and foam padding, a new kind of fashion statement. I�m preparing myself for the trip to Chuck E. Cheese. I have a little less than an hour and a half before Angela gets here to pick us up, and I still have to get provisions together: Aspirin, earplugs, tranquilizers, and holy water. I�m contemplating leaving the make-up off today. Scaring small children might not be such a bad idea, under the circumstances. Every little bit helps when it comes to keeping the teeming masses of over-caffeinated little people off of your legs. To make my day even better, I have discovered another huge crater zit directly under my ear. You know the kind. Huge, deep, and hard as a rock? I keep walking around the house, touching it, and muttering to myself, �It�s not a tooma!� It hurts. It�s annoying. It�s a fucking zit. I�m too old for this. Bah. I�m going to go coat myself in Teflon and foam padding. We�re off to the war zone. 2:30 PM - August 25, 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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