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you know what i hate? that the day (or the day after?) i send you an e-mail about how i see your american idol stint being, you then get sent home. i feel TERRIBLE! at the same time, thank god your diary is back!!!!!!

from apeygirl :

Jane't! Long, lost Jane't!! Isn't it awesome how appearing on TV can help you find lost friends. It's a nice consolation for how it hasn't made me rich.

from thejones215 :

hey apey... its Jane't from prendie..... i could have sworn i saw you on american idol in the chicago audtions on an escalator (smile).... i flipped out and screamed to my hubby- that's april..... i lost your email info but want to say hi.....leave me a message....ps didn't aphs chorus and prendie singers rock?

from fannie227 :

i've heard that random energy tastes meaty. i comment way too much.

from vurrblurr :

O'Randomirishnamy, as a matter of fact, that's my last name

from fannie227 :

april marx? april o'shaughnessy? april swayze? i'm tapped out.

from fannie227 :

it's too bad...that vicodin addiction sounded kind of exciting.

from fannie227 :

i bet he was gay!

from ratherbored :

Ugh, The Notebook...*scoffs* if you like weepy over the top drama (pronounced Dreh-muh)

from fannie227 :

Wow. How are you?? I'm e-mailing you, post haste.

from fannie227 :

am really glad you're not dead! i'll be on your coast dec 3-7, which is when we figure out if it's worth moving to.

from ratherbored :

She sounded like i ruined her life. "Your entry title disapointed me...the links move when i scroll over them!!!" Poor girl prolly took a butcher knife to her throat because of me and my terrible titles. I was so bad I'm in their list of worst diaries of all time. I'm "MELTED"

from ratherbored :

Dude, I got MELTED by Icedmilk, i forgot i had asked to be reviewed. I think I got a 30. HAH, i totally win!!! She didnt like a title with the word deli meat in it, MINUS FIVE!!!!!! hahaha, good stuff. good. stuff.

from icedmilk :

Your review is up at icedmilk. Go check it out. http://icedmilk.diaryland.com/134.html

from fannie227 :

well then! wow. part of me wonders what would've happened if you had answered the question. CREEPY.

from fannie227 :

i wonder if he really laughs as often as he lols. it makes me feel sorry for him. part of me is jealous...because i bet spewing all that rage was a lot of fun.

from fannie227 :

you read me like a BOOK!

from jesushomeboy :

oooo parody.... still... you just don't joke about harry potter like that (just so you know, the word "that" is supposed to be in italics for dramatic effect but I'm afraid of html). I gotta go make sure my heart is still beating.

from jesushomeboy :

WHO THE HELL ARE THESE SICK BASTARDS!!! HARRY WOULD NEVER KILL HIS PARENTS.... HE WAS A FUCKING INFANT. MOTHERFUCKERCOCKSHITFUCKASSMONKEY. FUCK FUCK god dammit those people suck

from ratherbored :

APRIL (and cheesecake) DOMINATES!

from apeygirl :

I'm leaving me a note. Cuz I just wanted to see it there. The last one was old and I want to pretend I'm not passe, after all.

from rubytramp :

Those scenes sound great April! I love the older immoral aunt one - sounds very Patsy from AbFab. BTW, I finished a great horror film (written and directed by OLB) recently - it was my first non-classroom camera experience and it was wonderful! I actually *hearted* being covered in screen blood for hours and lying on a strange boy's notsoclean bathroom floor! What we do for art huh?

from omia :

Hey April. Enjoy your stuff. Good luck with the improv classes, keep walking the walk. I followed a diary recommendation of yours to mspopular. As a parody its brillant. As reality it's scarey.

from fannie227 :

"my dirty baby needs a home" is my new favorite sentence. good luck to your smut! i want an autographed copy.

from fannie227 :

Your blog is one of the few things I miss about internet access.

from fannie227 :

Appeal. Not appear. Christ almighty, take a keyboard from me for a week and I forget how to type.

from fannie227 :

Lower back tattoos ARE fun! My first college roommate had a lower back tattoo...clear from one hip to the other. A big sun with an eye in the middle. It was creepy, but very cool. If I had the nerve, I'd 'too my right shoulder blade. But I've yet to figure out what image would still appear to me in 50 years, when it's faded and wrinkled and embarrassing.

from rubytramp :

You are right about it never being too late, but at this point (which may change tomorrow of course) I'm just happy doing the off-off Broadway show every other year or so. It keeps my acting chops in shape and keeps me off the streets.

from rubytramp :

Hey April, this is Ruby (Janna) from TWoP - just read about your evaluation - that rocks! From someone who tried the acting thing and gave up, I understand what you are going through now. And for putting up the good fight - you're one of my heroines!

from fannie227 :

oh yay! you're kind. i can't wait for you to make money so i can make money! also...the place to be in the same time zone as loved ones PLUS have a career?: NYC. WAY better than L.A.

from ratherbored :

random homosexual people just freak me out. i cant say anything without thinking that some guy wearing tight pants and a tank top is gonna make me feel like crap...no one is safe

from fannie227 :

you know, that plot almost sounds familiar...I just don't know anymore. More importantly, YOU PAGE LOOKS MUCH NICER THAN MINE NOW!! What did you do to the HTML? I hate HTML. Perhaps I'm just destined for ugly things.

from fannie227 :

The only other Hayley Mills-in-her-heyday films I've seen are "That Darn Cat!" and "The Moon Spinners"...and I can't remember a second of either of them. And it was long enough ago that I wouldn't have known the word "sympatico" if it was thrown at my face covered in chocolate and men. But I'll guess neither of these movies, just for fun! and wager that you're referring to one of your all-time favorites, "The Flame Trees of Thika".

from fannie227 :

I think my favorite MST3K is MITCHELL! Oh "Mitchell". And this was ages ago now, but from my youth until now I've seen the original Parent Trap in excess of 30 times. My sister and I would keep rewinding the Mills-Mills rendition of "Let's Get Together", alternating which one of us would be Sharon or Susan. What a great movie! And I'll spare you my love-rant on Pollyanna.

from fannie227 :

the last line of your entry I initially read as "it makes my head thirsty"...and I was about to praise you as the cleverest (that's two degrees better than "most clever", if you were wondering) wordsmith ever. But thank you for, even momentarily, making me wonder what it would be like to have a thirsty head!

from ratherbored :

oh dear...im afraid i LIKE the newer parent trap better than the older one, but i can see your point about the whole hotheadness and what not. but i hate the new That Darn Cat. the old one is a favorite of mine however.so if you havent checked that out, i suggest you do, foo'

from ratherbored :

DEGRASSI! oh my god. my friends and i are such junkies of that show. but recently its gotten kiddie porn with that girl and the extreme closeups of her thong encrusted ass. oh and need i remind you of the commercials with those two kids practically having sex on the bed? noggin is the still the best though.

from fannie227 :

It's creepy...I had an in-depth discussion about the Degrassis, then and now, on the Rhode Island leg of my vacation. I'm distressed that you're caught in it's web. Yet also now curious. Damn you apeygirl!

from fannie227 :

Stop making sense!!! I get a creepy, familiar "yeah, I know this girl!" feeling when I read your diary. Fun funny fun fun! btw, I leave the room when Coupling comes on. I don't turn the TV off, because I like to hear the laugh tract. (track?)

from anglewings :

Cool diary, I'll be back, latezzzzzzzzzz

from apeygirl :

See, I don't have fun things like that happen. I went to Catholic school. Maybe I should have gone to one with modern, adventurous nunns. (Imagining Sister Gertrude lapdancing someone.... I think I'll poke my own eyes out)

from ratherbored :

after reading the elmidate entry i was reminded of last year when a teacher at my school was on blind date and got rejected. in 5 minutes the whole school knew.

from apeygirl :

Yeah, I'm all crazy on babies this week. I wish I was crazy about something more attainable, like ketchup.

from jesushomeboy :

Awesome diary muy muy muy halarious! I love the entry about babies. Awesome writing.

from monkee-man :

Finally, someone in Diaryland not afraid to praise monogamy!

from macabre245 :

Thanks for joining the twop diaryring. At least two of us know what's good for us.

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