April has an unhealthy relationship with Diet Coke, chocolate, Marlboro, and a tumultuous affair with Colin Firth (but that last one's in her head). April watches more TV than is probably good-- for like even TV reviewing people. April was not popular in high school. April's hopes of fame probably stem from that. April hopes to someday have a small cult following (like they dress like her and have conventions for her. It would be like trekkies but sooooo much sexier).
April watches more TV than is probably good-- for like even TV reviewing people.
April was not popular in high school.
April's hopes of fame probably stem from that.
April hopes to someday have a small cult following (like they dress like her and have conventions for her. It would be like trekkies but sooooo much sexier).
My favorite diaries:
|dancingbrave profile - diary
|comments: So Funny! But she balances the funny with the serious. Sometimes I feel slightly betrayed when she gets serious.... Oh, like the whole world revolves around me being entertained with happy, funny, never sad things.... I am so selfish.
|dead-diaries profile - diary
|comments: Something sort of morbid and sweet about these diaries being eulogized. I cried over astralfrog, the sweetest of all gay men in Canada (shut up! I was touched!). I almost want to murder my diary and see what he/she would say about me.
|drunkyfunky profile - diary
|comments: Drunky but Funky is the best manifesto on the greatness of drunken and inappropriate behavior I have ever read. It's also the only one, but that does not take away from its deliciousness.
|idiot-milk profile - diary
|comments: I should put down all beverages, extinguish all cigarettes, and empty my bladder before attempting to read anything she writes. Because it could get messy and shit, seriously. So. Freakin. Funny.
|gizzhead profile - diary
|comments: One of the reasons I have hope for the new crop of teens. Girl makes me laugh. Girl's not a dope.
|fannie227 profile - diary
|comments: If I lived in Maine, and I was a masseusse... I'm sure I spelled that wrong.... What I mean is she is me and I am her. Seriously, I'm not psycho. We are the same person. Stop looking at us like that!
|jesushomeboy profile - diary
|comments: "I always say: "*pees pants*" to express that I'm excited. But it seems I "pee my pants" A LOT." I hear you, Girlfriend.... did I say that out loud?
|mspopular1 profile - diary
|comments: Read this diary to see why I usually want to drown teenagers (and I don't leave Teenage April out of this). It's hard to navigate. But, seriously, read it and lose all hope for the future.
|ratherbored profile - diary
|comments: "i said... 'wouldn't it be funny if all the cheerleaders were all gunned down mid-routine?' How was i supposed to know all their moms were RIGHT there?" (Hee! Good shit.)
|sweetreviews profile - diary
|comments: Because they's gonna give me the Ebert treatment.
|rubytramp profile - diary
|comments: People that hang at Television without Pity rock. And if they were or are or will be aspiring actors (Oh, in New York, not L.A.), they rock a little harder.
|rottenrascal profile - diary
|comments: Exactly the girl we need to drop kick mspopular and rip out chunks of her hair. Maybe some permanent facial scarring wouldn't hurt either.
|icedmilk profile - diary
|comments: Because they might actually REALLY give me the Ebert treatment (Sweetreview, consider yourself slammed)
My favorite music:
|comments: Jenny Lewis. From child star to this awesome band. Well, it was that or rob a liquor store.
|comments: She makes music out of noisy shoes! Crazy, yes. Genius, hell yes.
|comments: The kind of lyrics you need to sit and stew on before you even begin to understand.
|comments: Who doesn't, though?
|comments: He doesn't sing! He doesn't even disguise the fact that he doesn't sing! He's awful, but I absolutely adore him!
My favorite movies:
|The Color Purple
|comments: Because I cry for nearly three hours every time. "Nothing but death can keep me from it!" (sniffle)
|When Harry Met Sally
|comments: The greatest romantic comedy ever! There will be no arguments!
|comments: No! Marty is the greatest romantic comedy! Hey! I said no arguments! Okay fine! Share the title.
|comments: Who needs special effects? The ball, man! The ball!
|comments: Cute and sweet and funny and Jospehine Hull is my idol and why can't I have more movies?
My favorite authors:
|comments: Because I still check the shower- every time! I mean, you don't even want to know how many times I've read IT.
|comments: But only when it was actually HER writing. She helped me spend my teen years wallowing in mild hopelessness.
|comments: Because she wrote the hottest man ever put on paper! I love you, Mr. Darcy!
|comments: Only because I'm completely obsessed with all six Harry Potter books right now. And I'm 28. That's probably bad.
|comments: A poet whose imagery is almost painfully beautiful to read.
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