What Would Mötley Crüe Do?

DOUGH, the stuff, that buys me beer; RAY, the guy that sells me beer; ME, the one, who drinks the beer; FAR, a long run to get beer; SO, I'll have another beer; LA, I'll have another beer; TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer; That will bring us back to... (looks in empty glass) D'OH!"

--- Homer Simpson's beer song

My favorite diaries:

dancingbrave profile - diary
comments: Her beauty and wit are unparalleled...
misterzero profile - diary
comments: ... Except by hers.
morganzola profile - diary
comments: Ooooh, and hers too.

My favorite music:

Mr. Burns
comments: "Smithers, this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or funkier."
Homer S.
comments: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
Unknown
comments: "Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table."
Joe E. Lewis
comments: "I drink to forget I drink."
Homer S.
comments: "I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

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My favorite authors:

Hemingway
comments: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
W.C. Fields
comments: "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
Dave Barry
comments: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Oscar Wilde
comments: "Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Winston Churchill
comments: "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."

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last updated: 2004-12-09 13:29:26
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