DOUGH, the stuff, that buys me beer; RAY, the guy that sells me beer; ME, the one, who drinks the beer; FAR, a long run to get beer; SO, I'll have another beer; LA, I'll have another beer; TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer; That will bring us back to... (looks in empty glass) D'OH!" --- Homer Simpson's beer song
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| dancingbrave profile - diary |
| comments: Her beauty and wit are unparalleled... |
| misterzero profile - diary |
| comments: ... Except by hers. |
| morganzola profile - diary |
| comments: Ooooh, and hers too. |
My favorite music: |
| Mr. Burns |
| comments: "Smithers, this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or funkier." |
| Homer S. |
| comments: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." |
| Unknown |
| comments: "Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table." |
| Joe E. Lewis |
| comments: "I drink to forget I drink." |
| Homer S. |
| comments: "I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky." |
My favorite movies: |
My favorite authors: |
| Hemingway |
| comments: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." |
| W.C. Fields |
| comments: "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" |
| Dave Barry |
| comments: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." |
| Oscar Wilde |
| comments: "Work is the curse of the drinking class." |
| Winston Churchill |
| comments: "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." |
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