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did you say rum and coke and they thought you said bourbon? i always get fucking rum and coke and i say bourbon. i am not a fan of rum and coke. tastes like lotion.

from satellitebob :

email me about how much they are going to pay you for that job before you accept. I'm here till 3. its wednesday. a couple guys here applied and I'll find out how much they were going to pay them so you can have some of that tuggin' material for the negotiations.

from satellitebob :

she's afraid of rejection so she is trying to reject you first, but making it your fault that she is rejected, because she is a bitch. yep, all that came from my minor in psych. and no, it wasn't supposed to make sense. but you should try to get her into a 4 way, just to see.

from satellitebob :

damn, its good to see that drama is flung everywhere. I'll be down the weekend of the 24th.

from wtf-reviews :

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from satellitebob :

sounds like she is a keeper a rounder, I mean if we can't scare her away then something must be wrong with her, and thats a good thing.

from miss-k2 :

Aw. you are too sweet to turn into an asshole

from miss-k2 :

You're cutie. That is you in the picture isn't it? Never mind, it's dark and I've been drinking

from satellitebob :

the escape key always eats my entries

from satellitebob :

its for the best that you did it, now you can get a drunk call from her in about 3 years saying she has always loved you, you can get together, move in, be happy, she will then leave your ass, then over the next 5 years you guys can try to work it out until she becomes pregnant and feels it is best if she is with the babies daddy. wait, no, that was my life. but it is for the best you said something.

from satellitebob :

happy birthday. heard the albino got broken though.

from satellitebob :

two beers at dinner break is probably better than the old monday night football 6 packs with a few bowls, stupid austin!

from satellitebob :

me again. go into the roost. saddle up next to her, ask, "care for a shot?" she'll say yes, then bammo, two rum shots, thats it, no more, then go back to drinking whatever you want, them bammo, you are making out with the regular. girls like to make out.

from satellitebob :

chit, I write a lot of notes in here. join some of those diary rings, that might get some people over here. but what I was going to say is that if you lived in the dallas the grass would be greener over there. but kick ball wouldve ben fun if I had remembered, and/or got off my ass.

from satellitebob :

she's star tits, see tits are so much more serious than titties...;)

from satellitebob :

if she can't hang, then its probably best... but we all know that taking her out with me and rob was a secret plan to get rid of her!

from satellitebob :

if she can handle the post-cheers-random-ass-smoking on 6th, then she's OK.

from satellitebob :

go here to see my f'd up past with deleting entries. http://satellitebob.diaryland.com/030305_4.html

from satellitebob :

and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddde! nice one. don't forget to tell the new kid UP, OFF, DOWN... I think thats how it went.

from satellitebob :

I'll be in town on friday so you can like let the teacher get with me, its a little wierd, its cheap, and really won't last that long. see. I was a big fan of coffee at the spider house, that place still there? ORRRRRRRRRRRRRR LALA'S!!!!!!!!!!

from satellitebob :

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'SSSSSSSSSSSSS!

from satellitebob :

I like how we call him dirty rob even though there is no other rob.

from satellitebob :

luck be a lady my fucking ass! I still like to get my hopes too. Like right now I am hoping that when I go to my old college's soccer game this evening some hot horny co-ed will want to do it in the Golf!

from cruel-irony :

I found your diary via Satellite Bob, and I like it. Anyway, that cheesecake incident? Yeah, she was hitting on ya. Keep on writing.

from satellitebob :

Corrupted!!!!

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