 My favorite diaries:
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jcrowell profile - diary |
| comments: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats. |
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baxe profile - diary |
| comments: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me? |
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aerialroots profile - diary |
| comments: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth. |
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amblus profile - diary |
| comments: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows. |
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andrew profile - diary |
| comments: If it makes you feel any better, his body was vaprized so there no chance he'll come back as a zombie. |
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facepunch profile - diary |
| comments: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me, it's entirely leak-proof. |
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chickie-legs profile - diary |
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ebm profile - diary |
 My favorite music: |
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They Might Be Giants |
| comments: I've seen them thrice. The Johns are the best! |
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Ted Leo and the Pharmacists |
| comments: Giant hair, excessive sock rocking. |
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Sondre Lerche |
| comments: I wear his tshirt so much it stinks. |
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Cree Summer |
| comments: Creators of my current themesong. |
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Dissociatives |
| comments: You've never heard of them. I'm cooler than you. |
 My favorite movies: |
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Delusions Of Modern Primitivism |
| comments: You're not oppressed, you're from Houston. |
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Jackass |
| comments: It almost made me throw up three times. DVD extras are even better! |
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Wet Hot American Summer |
| comments: You mean penis in vagina? |
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Braincandy |
| comments: 957? |
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Gone With The Wind |
| comments: I'm not ashamed. Those costumes rocked! (Brett Butler looked like a child molestor more than a hero) |
 My favorite authors: |
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Kurt Vonnegut |
| comments: "Slaughterhouse Five," "God Bless You Mister Rosewater," "Cat's Cradle" |
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Ayn Rand |
| comments: "Atlas Shrugged" "The Fountainhead" |
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Tanith Lee |
| comments: "White As Snow," "Vivia" |
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Mark Z. Danielewski |
| comments: "House of Leaves" will change your life, and I don't usually say lame shit like that |
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Vladmir Nabokov |
| comments: "Lolita," "Pale Fire" |