Miss Adventures in the 415

A series of true events arranged in such a way as to entertain, inform, illuminate, and above all, make me look good.

You will notice that I seemingly reproduce conversations perfectly that no normal human being could possibly remember. Well, I am not a not a normal human being, I have what is called “selective humorous photographic memory,” which means I only remember the funny conversations. But rest assured, I remember them exactly.

Warning: lots and lots of exclamation points are utilized here! Someone! Gets! Easily! Excited!

Warning: if I know you in my “real” life, don’t bother getting angry if I don’t mention you. What can I say? Already, so many lovers hate me for not mentioning them (you know who you are, C.) so get in line.

Warning: Some of these tales are not for the fainthearted. They may contain adult situations (not likely) and zesty language (pretty damn likely) that may not be appropriate for younger readers. In other words, it’s rated R, so if you are under the age of seventeen and reading this, you’re totally busted. All I ask is that you don’t just race ahead to the naughty parts, like I did with my Judy Blume books.

So here goes. The truth and nothing but the truth. Or at least the truth that makes me look good. I hope its not too boring.

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My favorite music:

red house painters
comments: neutral milk hotel , the sea and cake, the pixies, new pornographers, bedhead, spoon
johnny cash
comments: merle haggard, blind willie
sam cooke
comments: nat king cole, otis redding, marvin gaye
wilco
comments: and other whittling music - son volt, uncle tupelo
Neil Diamond
comments: yes, and I also happen to like N'Sync too. I am not ashamed to admit that.

My favorite movies:

safe men
the women
annie hall
girl on a bridge
dogma

My favorite authors:

Flannery O'Connor
john steinbeck
henry miller
milan kundera
e.m. forster

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last updated: 2007-07-02 00:40:41
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