"Shugah-riffic!" "A Sexy, Dynamic Performer" "She eats poo!" "Restores That 'So-Fresh' Feeling!" "A Good Friend" "Gives Cat Insulin Shot Every Twelve Hours!" "More Rasp than the Hair-Off Mitten!" Raises questions such as, "Why doesn't Spiderman shoot web out of his ass like a regular God-fearing spider?"
"The Female Gallagher"
My favorite diaries: |
joyfulthing profile - diary |
comments: I do so enjoy your interstate archive. |
missprisy profile - diary |
comments: suzinkaybrayvis, you still rock my world! |
nigelmason profile - diary |
comments: you make me dizzy, missa Lizzy... |
busy-milkman profile - diary |
comments: milkmania! grinneriffica! |
ladypete profile - diary |
comments: peeing in the middle of prayer. |
jillica profile - diary |
comments: "Like my Gram says, 'You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. Which one will fill up first?' " I like girls with sassy grannies. |
genghis-jon profile - diary |
comments: "If I was walking down the street and a group of 12 year olds tried to ploy me over- saying that someone was hurt, I'd go over there and stab them myself." |
ask-obiwan profile - diary |
comments: "you know how jaba the hut put princess leia in that gold bikini? well, it was originally me in a gold speedo...yeah, that's right." |
blump profile - diary |
comments: she says things like, "big hairy cyber stalker with lopsided breasts"!!! |
sigyn profile - diary |
comments: playing the soundtrack of my life. |
wonderwall profile - diary |
comments: she's sweet and nice and full of hope and love! |
slithy-toves profile - diary |
comments: she says she never wears the right shoes but I have a feeling, just because of that, that they're just the right shoes. |
c1996 profile - diary |
comments: she has a bunny! |
pitty-sing profile - diary |
comments: "Have you ever licked the inside of a purse you just thrifted? It's a metallic, salty taste, usually, with a bit of a soapy-perfumy hint." It even gets better. |
shortblonde1 profile - diary |
comments: Oh my, Jezebel how I love thee... Shall I compare Thy Fanny to a Summer's Day? |
gingeryette profile - diary |
comments: "I am thinking of proposing to my doctor. This, despite the facts: she's a woman and married. I am heterosexual and not at all interested in girls." |
grlscout profile - diary |
comments: Canadian garden parties, acoustic guitars and Tom Waits. What more does a girl need? |
babulu profile - diary |
comments: Bob the Bus Driver has delightfully disparate tastes such as N*Sync and Man or Astroman? This and the honesty I appreciate whole-heartedly. |
bathtubmary profile - diary |
comments: Also a beantowner, will also tell you how your garden grows and also feels braless freedom now and again. |
unclebob profile - diary |
comments: Fried crayon hilarity. |
june-miller profile - diary |
comments: As random as me. Moves seamlessly from News of sex toys being found in a violated couple's luggage to the giant cucumber on her desk. |
pedestrianx profile - diary |
comments: And I thought I was hard on myself! Though she does enjoy moments of slackerdom as much as I do. Lovely and thoughtful. |
eyesonthesky profile - diary |
comments: "I'm afraid of earthquakes and rapists and zombies. I'm afraid I'll see someone in the backyard. I'm afraid someone will try to break in (despite the alarm system)." Me too! |
fille6 profile - diary |
comments: "inanimate objects have begun hating me. stereo's got a posse." *And* she joined my Krzystof Kieslowski diaryring. |
allnitediner profile - diary |
comments: I appreciate whole-heartedly her love of detail. |
boymonkey profile - diary |
comments: "helpless, i decided to sit back for the most part and just watch the corner of his mouth foam as it had been since he first started talking to me." |
itsmylife profile - diary |
comments: Also inexplicably enjoys demolition. And explains it well. |
tina11belina profile - diary |
comments: I can't tell you how many times we've sat forehead to forehead solving the world's problems. Ok, yeah, I'm sorry-we're working on it! |
peth profile - diary |
comments: "I am at the mall, looking for precious gems, spying these goils wearing small tea cosies on their toppages and shorts which reveal their under butts." |
organizm2 profile - diary |
comments: Fellow virgo, sharp wit and fantasticness. |
madamfafa profile - diary |
comments: "I briefly toyed with the idea of fashioning all my furniture out of paper mache" |
My favorite music: |
Enon |
comments: Believo! is one of my favorite albums of all time. And High Society is great too. |
Broadcast |
comments: Beautiful, wispy, smart, lush |
The Sultans |
comments: Rocket from the Crypt guys, any John Reis incarnation is a good incarnation. |
The Cranktones |
comments: Old school rockabilly, heavy on the billy. Get Vibrate With The Cranktones now. GO! HAVE AT IT! |
Beatles |
comments: Um....duh. |
My favorite movies: |
The Royal Tenenbaums |
comments: Wes Anderson has this uncanny ability to be completely funny and completely heart-wrenching at the same time. And Mark Mothersbaugh is such a perfect choice to write his scores. Didja know he was in Devo? Mark Mothersbaugh, not Wes Anderson. |
Wings of Desire |
comments: An angel falls in love with a mortal and sacrifices his angel life to be with her. She's a circus performer. But it's not silly and circusy. It's amazing. |
Red |
comments: O, Beautiful Synthesis! |
This is Spinal Tap |
comments: "We have armadillos in our trousers!" |
The Big Lebowski |
comments: "Shit yeah, The Achievers!" |
My favorite authors: |
Joan Didion |
comments: "A large woman in a cotton muumuu jams her cart into mine at the butcher counter. 'What a thing to wear to the market,' she says in a loud but strangled voice�She follows me all over the store�jamming my cart whenever she can." |
Edward Gorey |
comments: �It would carry off objects of which it grew fond, and protect them by dropping them into the pond. It came seventeen years ago�and to this day it has shown no intention of going away.� From The Doubtful Guest |
Daniel Clowes |
comments: �The Dot; Long have the briny waves left urchins upon her shore. Forever clinging, like barstool barnacles, to floating debris after a wreck.� From #$@&!, The Official Lloyd Llewellyn Collection |
Milan Kundera |
comments: �Vertigo is the voice of the emptiness below us, which tempts and lures us; It is the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves." From The Unbearable Lightness of Being |
Pagan Kennedy |
comments: I love The Exes. It's fun and I know all of the places she writes about well, because she lives here too. |
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