"Shugah-riffic!" "A Sexy, Dynamic Performer" "She eats poo!" "Restores That 'So-Fresh' Feeling!" "A Good Friend" "Gives Cat Insulin Shot Every Twelve Hours!" "More Rasp than the Hair-Off Mitten!" Raises questions such as, "Why doesn't Spiderman shoot web out of his ass like a regular God-fearing spider?"
"The Female Gallagher"
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| comments: peeing in the middle of prayer. |
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| comments: "Like my Gram says, 'You can shit in one hand and wish in the other. Which one will fill up first?' " I like girls with sassy grannies. |
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| comments: she says things like, "big hairy cyber stalker with lopsided breasts"!!! |
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| comments: playing the soundtrack of my life. |
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| comments: she's sweet and nice and full of hope and love! |
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| comments: she says she never wears the right shoes but I have a feeling, just because of that, that they're just the right shoes. |
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| comments: Also inexplicably enjoys demolition. And explains it well. |
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| comments: I can't tell you how many times we've sat forehead to forehead solving the world's problems. Ok, yeah, I'm sorry-we're working on it! |
| peth profile - diary |
| comments: "I am at the mall, looking for precious gems, spying these goils wearing small tea cosies on their toppages and shorts which reveal their under butts." |
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| comments: Fellow virgo, sharp wit and fantasticness. |
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| comments: "I briefly toyed with the idea of fashioning all my furniture out of paper mache" |
My favorite music: |
| Enon |
| comments: Believo! is one of my favorite albums of all time. And High Society is great too. |
| Broadcast |
| comments: Beautiful, wispy, smart, lush |
| The Sultans |
| comments: Rocket from the Crypt guys, any John Reis incarnation is a good incarnation. |
| The Cranktones |
| comments: Old school rockabilly, heavy on the billy. Get Vibrate With The Cranktones now. GO! HAVE AT IT! |
| Beatles |
| comments: Um....duh. |
My favorite movies: |
| The Royal Tenenbaums |
| comments: Wes Anderson has this uncanny ability to be completely funny and completely heart-wrenching at the same time. And Mark Mothersbaugh is such a perfect choice to write his scores. Didja know he was in Devo? Mark Mothersbaugh, not Wes Anderson. |
| Wings of Desire |
| comments: An angel falls in love with a mortal and sacrifices his angel life to be with her. She's a circus performer. But it's not silly and circusy. It's amazing. |
| Red |
| comments: O, Beautiful Synthesis! |
| This is Spinal Tap |
| comments: "We have armadillos in our trousers!" |
| The Big Lebowski |
| comments: "Shit yeah, The Achievers!" |
My favorite authors: |
| Joan Didion |
| comments: "A large woman in a cotton muumuu jams her cart into mine at the butcher counter. 'What a thing to wear to the market,' she says in a loud but strangled voice…She follows me all over the store…jamming my cart whenever she can." |
| Edward Gorey |
| comments: “It would carry off objects of which it grew fond, and protect them by dropping them into the pond. It came seventeen years ago—and to this day it has shown no intention of going away.” From The Doubtful Guest |
| Daniel Clowes |
| comments: “The Dot; Long have the briny waves left urchins upon her shore. Forever clinging, like barstool barnacles, to floating debris after a wreck.” From #[email protected]&!, The Official Lloyd Llewellyn Collection |
| Milan Kundera |
| comments: “Vertigo is the voice of the emptiness below us, which tempts and lures us; It is the desire to fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves." From The Unbearable Lightness of Being |
| Pagan Kennedy |
| comments: I love The Exes. It's fun and I know all of the places she writes about well, because she lives here too. |
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