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You will notice that I seemingly reproduce conversations perfectly that no normal human being could possibly remember. Well, I am not a not a normal human being, I have what is called �selective humorous photographic memory,� which means I only remember the funny conversations. But rest assured, I remember them exactly.

Warning: lots and lots of exclamation points are utilized here! Someone! Gets! Easily! Excited!

Warning: if I know you in my �real� life, don�t bother getting angry if I don�t mention you. What can I say? Already, so many lovers hate me for not mentioning them (you know who you are, C.) so get in line.

Warning: Some of these tales are not for the fainthearted. They may contain adult situations (not likely) and zesty language (pretty damn likely) that may not be appropriate for younger readers. In other words, it�s rated R, so if you are under the age of seventeen and reading this, you�re totally busted. All I ask is that you don�t just race ahead to the naughty parts, like I did with my Judy Blume books.

So here goes. The truth and nothing but the truth. Or at least the truth that makes me look good. I hope its not too boring.

My favorite diaries:

weirdomagnet profile - diary

comments: a moment of silence, please, for the queen mother of attracting every and singleweirdo within a two mile radius. Together we are unstoppable.

davidde profile - diary

judahcrutial profile - diary

comments: the most brilliant and adorable and sweetnatured baby ever born.

rue-madame profile - diary

comments: She knew about Marston's french toast - a secret LA treat - and she earned her place in the Pantheon of Coolest Chicks Around.

myra-lee profile - diary

comments: Leader of the pea-coat gang.

shadowdress profile - diary

oh-sweet-pea profile - diary

comments: ms. nettie has the coolest stuff going on in her life...PYT fling, web designing, a new swinging single bachelorette lifestyle in vancouver...

ammo-dots profile - diary

comments: i feel like mr. ammo-dots and i are pals. but that would probably creep him out. But then again, we could sip some sloe gin fizzes and sing walk of life together and we�d be alright again.

kayemess profile - diary

comments: an all around good time by my second favorite canadian.

shanono profile - diary

comments: she's brilliant. Brilliant. i wish i could write like her. Also, I covet naturally flippy hair.

miralogue profile - diary

mrs-roboto profile - diary

comments: Domo arigato Mrs-roboto.

gretl profile - diary

comments: like veruca salt, she wants the world and she wants it now. I can relate.

manukenkun profile - diary

peckish profile - diary

rubyfuss profile - diary