Oompa-Loompas From Hell

This is a collection essays about sex and cynicism by a profoundly egotistical man that just writes whatever pops into his head at the time. It could be a day or a month between entries. It rarely contains aspects of my personal life, and is written mostly to satisfy me, and if you get a chuckle from it, so much the better.

My favorite diaries:

jerseygrrl profile - diary
comments: She quit updating a year ago, but read all of her entries anyway... very funny
Chubby Chic profile - diary
comments: just go read it
madam-diva profile - diary
comments: Why you should be nice to your waitress, or she is gonna write about it!
kittyslave profile - diary
comments: Mostly honest and a wee bit screwed up... thats what on-line diaries are about!
badsnake profile - diary
comments: I like the writing, but the banner alone is worth the trip, oh.. and more kinky sex
melwadel profile - diary
comments: Shes funny, shes funky, shes Jewish... Shes Mel!
roadsideleft profile - diary
comments: Short and sweet, longer than a Haiku, but makes you look for behind the words
smartepants profile - diary
comments: Another Diary that follows the rule of less is more
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Ok, I admit it.. she has a cute photo and I was just flirting... but she is funny, damn funny. I am still going to interest her in BDSM though...
muxxie profile - diary
comments: A very cute womans tales of personal sin... I like personal sin.
yngdivorcee profile - diary
comments: Young Woman just working it through, she also flatters me :)
sleepyzoe profile - diary
comments: Well, she sent me a picture for my readers gallery :)
carrythezer0 profile - diary
comments: She likes my writing, I wonder if she is single?
lv2write00 profile - diary
comments: Any banner that implies lesbian sex action with produce has to lead someplace good.
mslovejoy profile - diary
comments: Reviews of Diaryland Diaries!
hadassah profile - diary
comments: just so much fun to read.
gwensworld profile - diary
comments: she is quite addicted to pixie sticks
ssegwilde profile - diary
comments: Not just smart, pretty damn cute too
shmeder profile - diary
comments: She asked to be in my readers gallery. Thats good enough!
diaryreviews profile - diary
comments: Hopefully reviewing me soon

My favorite music:

solas

My favorite movies:

Man, Woman, Eat, Drink
THe King of Masks
Strictly Ballroom
O Brother Were Art Thou

My favorite authors:

Susie Bright
Asimov
David Eddings
Orson Scott Card
Stephen J. Gould

leave a note for warmleftover
diaryrings which warmleftover belongs to
diaries which list warmleftover as a favorite diary
last updated: 2004-02-17 22:37:54
this user's total entries: 0
user since: 2002-11-02

AOL IM name:
ICQ number:
Yahoo Messenger name: warmleftover
MSN Messenger name:

Other diaries starting with the letter:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Back to Diaryland

Recently updated
News
update: Still fixing stuff as fast as I can!. As you may have noticed, Diaryland is being renovated, which is still in progress. Bugs are all being fixed. The new design should work on phones much better than the old one, and pages in the members area are being converted to the new look one by one, so they can be tested. Please email help@diaryland.com with any new problems, but things that are already bugs should be fixed soon!
Users online