Miss Wilde Presents: Oral Sex in the Age of Deconstruction
Miss Wilde was born in California in this foul year of our lord, 1980 A.D., has traveled the world and currently resides in Seattle. She was never properly socialised or imprinted. She is a student of linguistics. She likes cats. Her prefered death would be by assassination, and her second choice would be to commit suicide at a mandatory suicide awareness seminar with a note pinned to her shirt which said, "You drove me to it." She is a hedonist, a misogynist, an atheist and an anglophile. And not just an anglophile, an anglophiliac. Which means not only does she like and admire English things, she wants to rub them all over her body.
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| his-holiness profile - diary |
| comments: curiously affecting |
| justamephit profile - diary |
| comments: might consider rubbing her all over my body... |
| meeyapede profile - diary |
| comments: I want to be her friend, but she scares me |
| mslovejoy profile - diary |
| comments: the moment I have 100 entries, I am so there |
| opalreviews profile - diary |
| slutreviews profile - diary |
| comments: hysterically funny |
| sleepyzoe profile - diary |
| pura-vida profile - diary |
| diarygoddess profile - diary |
| comments: Against my better judgement, I have become friends with these people. |
| saint-louise profile - diary |
| lass profile - diary |
| fairlywell profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
| Dead Kennedys |
| comments: Jello is fucking hot. |
| Bad Religion |
| comments: consistently awesome, brainy & sexy |
| Me First and the Gimme Gimmes |
| comments: do it better than anyone |
| the Beatles |
| comments: impossible to overrate |
My favorite movies: |
| Miller's Crossing |
| comments: of course, anything by the Coen bros is brilliant |
| A Hard Day's Night |
| comments: Richard Lester |
| The Three Musketeers (the seventies version) |
| comments: Richard Lester again |
| Monty Python's Anything |
| comments: geniuses. Can't go wrong with a Terry Gilliam movie, either. |
| The Ladykillers |
| comments: or any Ealing Studios film, for that matter. |
My favorite authors: |
| Douglas Adams |
| comments: 42 |
| Roald Dahl |
| comments: both his children's books, and his twisted shit for grown ups. |
| Neal Stephenson |
| comments: Cryptonomicon, I stand in awe |
| Hunter S. Thompson |
| comments: A demi-god, to be sure. My personal hero. |
| Charles Bukowski |
| comments: a sweet, loveable, squishy teddy-bear sort of guy |
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