wllybere

"Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it." --Jules Renard

My favorite diaries:

chexiemar profile - diary
comments: "It's probably like girls who had crushes on Michael Jackson back in the 70s. (I wasn't alive for THAT one). And now they look at him and go "Oh, mother of god.""
daze-of-rain profile - diary
comments: "I know unequivocally that I love him. That I love him in a romantic way. But I know just as strongly that I don’t want to be with him. There is peace in that knowledge."
emiline220 profile - diary
comments: "I learned about who I was without my boyfriend and I learned who I could be if I let myself. I didn’t need my boyfriend because I was so much stronger than I ever thought I was."
foursquare profile - diary
comments: "Is there some kind of redneck award we could win for this?"
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: "Frankly, I'd be afraid of a guy if he said, 'I've seen your face on a diary banner and I think I'd like to date you.' Ooh, cuh-reepy."
grouse profile - diary
comments: "There is a modern pictograph on the cliff wall below the bridge, fading quickly now. A simple painting made with white paint and a narrow brush. Of a small girl and a young woman, falling down into the abyss together. Holding hands."
gumphood profile - diary
comments: "This man was worried that my sperm were going to swim down my pant leg, across the room and right into her vagina."
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: "I discovered that one of the cats had apparently exploded all over the landing between floors. ...When questioned, all three denied any knowledge of the incident. Allegedly, they were all asleep at the time. Lying little fuckers."
imaginated profile - diary
comments: "Sometimes we all assume it's easier to make things up as we go along than to play by the rules. I wish it were that easy."
just--jenn profile - diary
comments: "Asshat, we've been talking to you for the last 30 minutes, and you have no trace of an accent. Back up off your nuts (which are evidently super-inflated to match your ego) and just be a decent guy, K?"
la-blue-eyez profile - diary
comments: "I stood there at the foot of his bed, my facemask was soaked, and he laid there staring at me. It wasn’t until I saw tears falling down his face that I realized; he knew I was scared of him. That made it even worse."
nmnohr profile - diary
comments: " I should bookmark this page - because there is no doubt in my mind that he will shortly do something to piss me off, and I'll forget all of these sweet things I've just written about him."
peytonsplace profile - diary
comments: "As I type this, Larry's super sperm could be meeting up with one carefully chosen egg, and they could be doing the cha-cha in my fallopian tubes."
porktornado profile - diary
comments: "The bird flapped its wings, causing the cat to run behind the couch. She looked at me as if to say “Jeezus, Dusty. Did you SEE that?!? That little thing that I am drawn to for some reason MOVED."
sock-girlie profile - diary
comments: “Ew! Get over here, you little bastard!” “Hey, and where are you going? Oh no, no, hey…(squish). Tell your friends.”
unclebob profile - diary
comments: "You are watching a shitty Disney sequel, lady. You're not going to miss anything if I whisper six words to my wife."

My favorite music:

Coldplay
Pete Yorn
Cowboy Junkies
Dave Matthews
Ryan Adams

My favorite movies:

Mystery Alaska
comments: "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather."
Donnie Darko
comments: "Every living creature on this earth dies alone."
The Boondock Saints
comments: "Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
Office Space
comments: "I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?! "
Meet the Parents
comments: "Yeah, you gave me the wrong suitcase. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a black Samsonite. Uh-huh. Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, MADE MORE THAN ONE BLACK SUITCASE?"

My favorite authors:

Dean Koontz
CS Lewis
Tolkien
JK Rowling

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last updated: 2005-04-29 01:48:01
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user since: 2003-02-04

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