Lick my buttcrack
We all went to the lake today with my sister Nancy's friend Mike (looking very good by the way there Mikey) who took the kids tubing with his boat. My sister Diana told her teenage daughter to lick my buttcrack. Some people communicate with their children in strange ways. Who am I to judge? Now that my nephew is older, playing horsey takes on a whole other "fun time" connotation. He tells me "I'm going to have to go get my whip".... Yea like that is a deterrent for me. My family consists of very strange folk. Very strange indeed.
We are all going out to a fine dinner where Nancy who has to work tonight, will be our waitress. Lobster and crab legs. Yum, yum. Does life get any better than this?
During my million calorie dinner, which by the way, was excellent, my sister Wendy was talking about her job as an air traffic controller. It's sometimes like playing the game of "chicken", you'd be surprised how many close calls there are it's really fun. I don't think that I'm ever going to fly again. Oh, who am I kidding? She was in the air force in Turkey and Saudi Araba for over a decade but she admitted to "clit licking" and was sent into civilian life where now she makes a fine living.
My Dad is so ashamed but we all love her, she is a great person for a being a clit licker for 23 days and she picked up the tab for dinner. Thanks sis, I love you but not in a GAY way as that would be incestuous.
Later kids,
Angela
Clit Licker! Ha! You so funny woman.
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boardho
Correction: she was only gay for 22 days
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