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before the storm, people kept asking me where i was evacuating to. wtf? "where are you going on saturday?" um, to work. we're 270 miles from the coast, people. take a xanax and relax about the batteries, aight, because calling five times a day won't make them magically appear on the shelf. god.

from ladeeleroy :

Yeah. It's hard when the guy is cool. Especially when you know that this person is good and kind and decent... but that he's not the one. How do you tell someone that without feeling like a total bitch? Life lessons.

from heidiann :

I hate pushy/overly interested people. I just want to scream SHUT THE HELL UP AND GIVE ME MY CHANGE!

from bottleofbluz :

bags; get some durable ones (in canvas, fabric, whatever), carry them everywhere around, pound them loudly before your groceries or bought items and announce in a loud, obnoxious voice, "NO BAGS, PLEASE!". I swear people will remember you after a while...

from waterstain :

i think that is something we can definitely agree on. i worked the polls tuesday and i was highly disappointed with the youth turnout. on the flip side, the seniors were impressive. so many people with oxygen masks and walkers, legally blind people, paralyzed people, and one lady who was born in 1910 showed up in pouring rain to cast their vote. but apparently my peers were all "too busy" to vote.

from zelljrc :

Hi, this is Jeff Copperthite. I noticed last year that you asked if I was reading your blog. I am still unsure how I know you, or how you know my name, but email me and let me know.

from bottleofbluz :

two tricks to learn french: - try and write some; - read me. ee-zee!

from waterstain :

also, i just realized that, though weeks apart, my last two notes both utilized the word 'totally.' how embarrassing.

from waterstain :

"Possibly more useless than English, hooray!" you should so totally write brochures.

from waterstain :

thanks for the music suggestions. i totally forgot most of those songs. i'm glad you reminded me.

from leebozeebo :

What? No, that just means you moonlight as a transvestite.

from wherwhenwhy :

And I wish this message thing wasn't so slow

from wherwhenwhy :

Never leave anything hanging because it hurts. Belveive you me

from waterstain :

it would save everyone a lot of time if they'd just open conversations with "i am going to creepily hit on you now." i get hit on most consistently by carnies and janitors. i'd like to know the origins of this "take me right now, sweaty, toothless stranger man! and also, nice mop" aura that i, apparently, exude.

from wherwhenwhy :

I was 23 when I started at RGU. It was all very weird, very annoying and mostly good. I hope you enjoy it and get alot of good out of it. lots of love

from asdotcom :

Thousands of Jews were slaughtered in the name of Jesus Christ during the holocaust. That doesn't mean that Christendom is what brought on those slayings. Those that believe that killing Jews was actually performed in the interest of Christianity are generally considered mentally unstable. Just because a rogue group of people do something in the name of a larger group of people doesn't mean the larger group supports it. Nor does it mean their elected official does. Do you honestly believe that President Bush gave even an insinuation of wanting these atrocities to be performed?

from bottleofbluz :

Why would anybody yell out at somebody as smooth and even-tempered as you is quite an enigma!

from wearefreemen :

Tim Robbins!! He is the king of Hollywood pinkos!

from wearefreemen :

Dude, I hate that shit. "Don't you ever smile?". I smile when there is something to smile about.

from waterstain :

no. no, it does not. but wouldn't that be cool? totally useless, but an okay conversation piece. i could use one with all the bumps and potholes around here. anyway, it was a mistype or misthought or some such. see entry on being a stupidhead.

from nacimiento :

i love the quizno's commercials. in my house, "they are warm... because we toast them..." has become a common thing to be shouted across the room. also, "and oil changes..." xo, w

from waterstain :

that sub commercial freaked me out, too. i watched it and was rendered speechless for some time afterwards. after much pondering and thinking things like 'dude, what the heck did i just see?' i decided that i liked it.

from unsettling :

yes! Yahoo does have scrabble, only it is called Literati. And most of the letters are only worth one point. But it does do the grunt work for you. Cheers!

from waterstain :

yahoo! has scrabble, doesn't it? i played scrabble with some friends on there once, and it did the scoring and all that. i haven't been there in a long time, though. connection's too slow. sigh.

from fogelsong :

so who are you with for your car insurance now? i'm with farmer's and i just sent off a payment for half of six month's insurance, which costs about $700 for me. i'd love to cut it down a couple hundred dollars. HABO! help a brother out!

from waterstain :

i admit, healthcare for everyone sounds very appealing. it also sounds like socialism, and i don't want to live in a socialist nation. i realize i'm the minority, or at least not among the most vocal bunch, but i am very passionate about an america as the founding fathers envisioned. and i don't believe they envisioned a government anywhere near this huge, certainly not one even bigger than it is now. other issues come into play for me, as well, but i won't further elongate this note.

from aliboomboom :

I just wanted to let you know that I read some of your entries. They are pretty entertaining. It's hilarious that you have to keep road trips and piercings and tattoos and stuff from your grandmother, we do too. My aunt was in the newspaper once for getting arrested and it was quite the ordeal to keep that from her. It was a travesty when my 20 year old cousin showed up pregnant. Aw, grandparents. I can only hope that if I am ever a grandparent that my grandkids care enough to lie to me too. Happy New Year.

from bottleofbluz :

bah comon sense is the absolute blandness. I'd rather be incoherent. What's to be stressed about? Where's the constant hurry? Lets rather waddle in a pool of social flurry than get-things-done-straight-by-the-book...

from waterstain :

lentil soup is my quite possibly my most favorite food. this is because i'm a freak, i'm pretty sure.

from wearefreemen :

Ever see X-Men? Halle Berry is fighting Toad, and she says, "Know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?" and then she zaps him with a lightning bolt and says "The same thing that happens to everything".

from patadrina :

Nope. Must be someone else. I couldn't afford one, but only download pictures of them. Alas.

from bottleofbluz :

I think i'd love your roomate. I love you too even thought we never talk.

from knock-first :

I am just an artist...no one you know. I was bored one day (at work) and hopping around diaryland when I came across entries of the two of you that sounded identical in sentiment. One of you at least sounded lonely. Can't remember who.

from fogelsong :

i really like your diary. you never sign on IM though. please do so we can chat.

from knock-first :

you and fogelsong need to get together...

from xplodingboy :

hey, i only left that note once...anyway...dumpster diving...hmm...wanna borrow $10? or i could mail you some food?

from xplodingboy :

gross, dude...dont eat stuff off the ground...i bet you open the pecan by biting it too, rather than using a nutcracker...*shudder at the thought of how many germs you pick up off the ground*

from xplodingboy :

gross, dude...dont eat stuff off the ground...i bet you open the pecan by biting it too, rather than using a nutcracker...*shudder at the thought of how many germs you pick up off the ground*

from asburgergirl :

Interesting? dunno. I'm high on the smell of farts.

from waterstain :

aye, 'tis coo. also, that maggot thing? i'd need all kinds of therapy after seeing something like that. dead people give me a serious case of the heebie jeebies.

from forshame :

i saw Beulah on Friday. John Vanderslice and co. were a lot of fun to watch. His freakin' bass/keyboard/flute player was insane in the best way. Did you see him play bass, keyboard and sing backup all at the same time? So rad. And his facial expressions were the best.

from xplodingboy :

where do you sell your plasma?

from waterstain :

what sort of place do you work? i should perhaps know this by now; i don't remember if you've mentioned it before. i'm a sorry excuse for a groupie, i admit.

from patadrina :

Please don't tell me you've stopped using the toilet.

from thevina :

did you hear polyphonic spree on fresh air today?

from vavachica :

hot gazoobies is right. and thanks for making the ring.

from lolapearl :

Probably a good thing you did not list the phone number. You never know what psycho might see it. Any who you are more than welcome to check out my journal it is <a href="http://lolapearl.diaryland.com/extras.html" If your wondering I found your journal through the spree site. I am Esprit in the forum Reach for the Sun, Lola

from thecritic :

I think what I'll just do is start referring to EVERYONE male, female, shemale as her. It'll be fun.

from waterstain :

those anatomy snippets are absolutely hilarious. of course, probably not at the time.

from patadrina :

The truth is, the "evidence" has recently been seen on top of the Empire State Building taking snap mug shots of police officers on vacation.

from poisontree :

Hey. this is psychosweetie from the Beck.com BBS/ Maria from the Beck concert in Philly. Yes, that was a great show, was it not?

from waterstain :

i live in northeast texas. around tyler. i've hung out in austin before, which kind of makes us like the same person. except not.

from waterstain :

i thought so. wanna know how small the world is? a few years ago, i sat and shared a bag of chips with a friend outside that store.

from waterstain :

actually, i came here to ask the same question. where is that?

from patadrina :

Thanks. Might I ask- the picture on your diary. Where is that?

from bottleofbluz :

why, come to montreal on a sunday, and i'll show you the coolest hippie gathering you'll ever have the chance to see!

from decemberguy :

I somehow found your diary here..and you seem pretty cool. Just thought I'd tell ya..

from sealy7 :

i miss u. love from france, kamel

from bottleofbluz :

Beck's not coming to montreal either and Truck never answered my e-mail about it �:(

from forshame :

from what i remember of kevin in real world 10, he is a cancer survivor. he was pretty low key compared to the rest of the cast and always said that surviving cancer put things into perspective for him.

from endserenadng :

i just saw the polyphonic spree last night in chicago and it really was the greatest thing in ever. [[i am sorry. i dont want to be boastful.but i thought you would appreciate it tooooo/andyes,have a beautiful spring.

from forshame :

All this time I've been reading your diary and I've only JUST realized that the picture up at the top is sort of interactive and will take you to all sorts of different places and not just your profile. I guess somehow I just always clicked on the part that took me to the smae place. Neat. And also, I am not too smart.

from zerom3ph :

it's all about the chill, laid back jobs.

from bottleofbluz :

i want your job...

from heidiann :

Your day makes me happy.

from bottleofbluz :

Yo, Alisson (doesn't that feel weird, now, being tugsta'-called) Chutney is an Indian "ketschup" if you will, it can be eaten on crackers, with meatpies, ort hose joyous type of things. It has to be refregirated after opening. I think i'ts rather good, but my parents educated my tastes in an uncommon maner... Have a good day, yankee! (mwahaha) -Lea

from sealy7 :

oh my god. WHO the hell is steve-O?

from rudey :

I guess, it was an inside joke to Shan and Disco. When we were driving to Coney Island we passed by this bus that was pulled over. There were two old ladies standing at the closed doors of it and the driver got on the outer PA, shouting, "I hear ya knockin' but ya can't come in! I hear ya knockin' but ya can't come in!" And then he just drove off, leaving the two old confused ladies standing on the corner. Again, priceless.

from sealy7 :

you can link to me. my diary's no secret, i just have chosen not to advertise it at this point. whoever reads it reads it. i'm just not going to initiate anything at the moment. so...yeah, go ahead!

from heidiann :

Wow...I didn't know about the tooth brushing thing. Once again, I leave your diary both informed and entertained.

from wearefreemen :

I bought underwear today too, tee hee!

from bettyalready :

I love BECK. My favorite was "Debra". I just listened to it over and over again. So much so that I think I might vomit if I listened to it again. I just do that. It's unfortunate.

from and-then :

There is a boy in my town with a dread mullet. I thought it was a joke at first, but I've been seeing him, and his horrible horrible hair around for over a year now. I think he might be serious.

from nacimiento :

the kid who played little pete goes to my school. i find that amusing.

from heidiann :

YAY! Becasue of you joining I got to FINALLY buy a copy of Star Wars! Which I lent to a friend and never got back. I'm a geek...I need me some original Star Wars. Thank you thank you thank you!!

from bottleofbluz :

oh, boy... This is.. HILARIOUS! You at least have to try to reply to that!

from sealy7 :

ummm... sealy7... not much there.

from serendipity- :

I completely agree with what you wrote about writing in the winter. I have the same problem.

from helloday :

no way, jos�!

from thebigstink :

Alright, i admit it, it's me. Now will you please take this stupid trap off of my paw?

from heidiann :

My vote is an opposum! Did I spell that right? Well, you get the idea.

from thebigstink :

Speaking of creepy, there was something strange going on in the room across from ours at the hotel in Virginia. Not only did this guy put out the little DO NOT DISTURB sign, but he or she also felt the need to make his own, handwritten sign that said 'No housekeeping needed, thank you.' I'm going to hold a creative writing contest, where the winner comes up with the best explanation of what was going on in that room that required so much privacy.

from heidiann :

I hear ya sister, I hear ya.

from thebigstink :

At least now we'll know what to expect, in the not-entirely unlikely chance that we find ourselves in a riot. Maybe it wasn't senseless afterall. You know, you're the only person who ever leaves me any notes. =(

from thebigstink :

See, I don't know how to make a smooth transition back into real life. Moreover, I don't think I want to.

from heidiann :

Welcome to the Beauty Is Me ring!!

from heidiann :

I would give ANYthing to see a picture Spongecorn Squarebread. ANYTHING! Though this makes me sound kinda sad...YOU (being as rockin as you are) saying that I kick ass is seriously one of the highlights of my day.

from heidiann :

I love your diary. Yes, indeedy I do.

from lillybet :

Ha! Yeah, that is depressing. I've worked in bookstores before, and it was always a bit uncomfortable when guys would buy porn. They'd always try and disguise it by buying a bunch of other stuff. They'd act like porn was an afterthought. It's like, just come on out and be proud of your porn, jeez! I don't give a shit. Losers.

from lillybet :

you're funny funny. i'm adding you to my favorites.

from lillybet :

why don't you be a musician, or a music critic?

from forshame :

I very much know what you mean about music. I've decided that the best way to make a career out of "being passionate about music" is to either become a musician (which I can't do since I have no musical ability to speak of), or write about it. So, I'm trying to do that. You should join me, I like youre writing style. We could start a revolution! Viva la People Who Can't Play Musica But Love it! Ole!

from starkitten01 :

Just thought I'd let you know I think your diary is great, and I love your writing style. You are a great writer. I will definitely be back around for updates:) StarKitten01

from banana3159 :

I also have the tendency to choose very sad music when I'm in a sad mood, thus making my self ten fold sadder. There's something about wallowing. The Smiths is good sad music. The Cure. Red House Painters always makes me want to slit my wrists (in a good way, if that makes sense...) Yeah I'm gonna buy the Beck album this weekend. I'm really psyched about it.

from serendipity- :

I like today's (9/16/02) entry. I could really 'see' it, and that's a good thing. Keep writing.

from radionatalie :

Hi -- I came across you because you joined nprlisteners, and I wanted to say Welcome, and I really like your layout and your diary. Take care! --Radionatalie

from thebigstink :

My favorite deep thought was always this: "Dad believed that laughter was the best medicine, which explains why my siblings all died of tuberculosis."

from serendipity- :

Thanks for the spacing advice! :)

from ann-frank :

Hey how�s this for being lame � I am just getting back to people who signed my guestbook over a MONTH ago. Man, I suck suck suck, but I wanted to say thanks for stopping by and I cant wait to see MoS again and again even though it was loud. And I agree, emo must go!

from noc-sauv :

I just wanted to tell you i'm changing diary. If you want the new addy, contact me -L�a

from infrequency :

i think it's fairly obvious what you were doing. obviously you were making a mix tape for the guy who shot kennedy. those tin foil helmets really mess up the hair don't they

from infrequency :

whoa! your talking polyphonic spree, right? i'd love to hear that. maybe a trade could be arranged. i've got some live white strip stuff.

from rudey :

Why? Is it hard to find a swimsuit in late June? I mean, I noticed the selection was a little slim, and there isn't much of a selection at Target anyway- but is it really that hard?

from hilly1 :

I just found you through the Soul Coughing diaryring, and I just felt compelled to tell you (rather excitedly) that Amelie wonderful! Which you knew, so I'll let you finish reading the note now. Ta-ta!

from forshame :

There is absolutely NO WAY I could love anything as much as I love the ass-o-tron. Thank you.

from emileeah :

thank you for the excellent advice

from infrequency :

the reason parents are so good at pusing buttons, is because they are the ones that intalled them in the first place.

from priceless :

snow in may...la nina!

from forshame :

thats a good story. are you still moving out this way for school? Pizter, right? How are you?

from gerkat :

Hi Allison! Thanks for your note. I don't have any banners, but you must have found me and Slickfish at the same time, as we are roommates (she's the cute one) and link to each other all over the place. Thanks for reading. I like your journal too.

from shrielenee :

I have seen you on the Polyphonic board. I live in Denton TX, very close to Tim and co. They are wonderful. Like your diary, I just started mine and I put the Polyphonic snippet on it! Shine on.

from priceless :

understandable...I mean,what if she thought you were gonna use the bannana in the bathroom? ewwwww! um..luckily she didn't? heh.

from atypicalgirl :

lovely layout; I'm enamored.

from ann-frank :

well damn, I shoulda known rudey'd know the where to find the good ones. p.s. i've never heard it called a navy shower tho it makes sense, but that is how all of my german relatives would do bath when they visited...oh those crunchy europeans!

from rudey :

No, I meant it as "good thing I didn't take it because you already had it and we'd look like twins or something." No dis baby, I loves ya!

from rudey :

I was just looking at your new template! I thought it was cute as hell, good thing I opted for something else.

from banana3159 :

Thanks for the nice guestbook message. I do try to be as honest about myself and my motivations as possible, even though it doesn't always cast me in the most ethical light. I think that's the only way we can learn to be better people. It's very therapeutic to be brutally honest.

from ladeeleroy :

Here's mine. http://ladeeleroy.diaryland.com/020129_59.html

from ladeeleroy :

AHHHHHHHHHH! AND YOU HAVE A POLYPHONIC SPREE PERSON WHO SIGNED YOUR NOTES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! COLOR ME FUCKING JEALOUS AS SHIT! Damn... damn. damn. damn.fuck. damn. I'm jealous. Sorry I cursed so much on your notes page. Fuck. damn. Sorry. Jealous. ergh.

from ladeeleroy :

Oh! Not only do I find a fellow Polyphonic Spree fan, but I also discover that Rudey has a crush on me! Tee hee. How much more could a gal ask for! Anywhoo- yes, Polyphonic. I would quit my job and follow them around happily if they would pay me to do that. But, I think anyone would do that, so I'm not really as cool as I think. Tata. Like the journal. Will continue to read........"she's my soldier girrrrlll...lalalalala."

from rudey :

And it is interesting how I found YOU! I saw the note you left ladeeleroy (my new crush) and headed on over here. I like what I see and I shall go read more now.

from forshame :

ROCK!?

from forshame :

I'm going on a road trip. I need your help. Give me advice!

from forshame :

weird? no, not weird. Chocolate is the devil's candy , you see. Everyone is eating it.

from forshame :

Hey, its heidilenee! Thanks for listing me as a favorite, girl - you rock! But will you change it to my new name: forshame? That would be sooper cool as I am closing down heidilenee forever!!! Mwah hah hah ah hah! [Did that sound sinister? Because it was supposed to]

from polyphonic :

hi. I came across your diary by random search. That's absolutely amazing that you would travel 2000 miles to see us play in a crowded bar; i'm touched. please email me at [email protected] smiles and sunshine, James

from heidilenee :

Ive never been on the east coast. I hope to venture there soon. Im kinda scared of flying, but I would love to take a road trip somewhere cool...you seem to be having a lot of fun. How is it traveling all by your lonesome?

from heidilenee :

Hey! Remember me? I helped you with your html woes a while back? Well, I happened to pop in on you today and read that you are in California! Whereabouts? I live just outside of L.A.! I'm glad you like it here! yay! okay, bye!

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