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I hate writing with a passion. To the point that I chose to study economics in school simply because I heard you didn't have to write any papers. So why am I here? For the same reason I was conceived - alcohol.

 

 

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My favorite music:

The Gourds
comments:  They do a bluegrass version of 'Gin and Juice' that will bring a tear to your eye.
The Supersuckers
comments:  Good stuff.
Willie Nelson
comments:  I'm from Texas. I like Willie Nelson. It's the law.
Jack Johnson
comments:  Has me convinced that I'm a surfer.
Beck
comments:  Never disappoints

My favorite movies:

The Big Lebowski
comments:  The Dude abides.
Office Space
comments:  Great documentary. Reminds me that I'm not alone when I file my TPS reports.
Wind
comments:  Horrible storyline, beautiful sailing.
Raising Arizona
comments:  Possibly Randall "Tex" Cobbs finest work.
Old School
comments:  Earmuffs!

My favorite authors:

Bill Bryson
comments:  Anyone who reads In a Sunburned Country and doesn't laugh out loud is going to get a punch in the back of the head.
Jon Krakauer
comments:  Had me convinced that I was on Everest with him. So cold.
Thomas Harris
comments:  The shiznit. Read the damn books before you see the movies.
Matt Groening
comments:  He is so an author. Life in Hell and the Simpsons don't write themselves.

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last updated: 2006-08-10 16:20:56
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user since: 2004-10-11

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