The Long And The Snark Of It
 My favorite diaries: |
| tothefloor profile - diary |
| comments: "Leprechaun 3. In Vegas. Yep, you heard me. "Odds Are You Won't Get Out Alive." I bet this one hits an all-time cheese high, but also has a nice anti-greed lesson. Don't you?" |
| bigpimpinmba profile - diary |
| comments: "...Depeche Mode albums. Dear God, those certainly were some gay fellows. I really must have had my head up my butt in high school to not realize that the music I was listening to was dripping with references to non-straight activity" |
| mshizzle profile - diary |
| comments: Ok, he's one of three DiaryLand folks I know in real life. He's quick with the wit and to give you shit. He's incredibly funny and I'm extremely glad I know him. Oh, and he's not a half bad computer tech either. |
| poolagirl profile - diary |
| comments: "Does she think I am some sort of Karen Finley-esque performance artist who uses urine to make political statements? Does she think those horrid spam ads for girls who are into golden showers are all about me?" |
| porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: "His rod bent almost double, he squealed loudly and peed forcefully, and the drag started peeling off his reel as if it were attached to a jello mold at a mormon picnic." |
| mom-on-roof profile - diary |
| comments: "My husband and his work buddies, ohmigosh, if they don't believe something you say, they say "Swear to God!", it is so infantile and so 1980's, I just want to squeeze their little mullet-wearin' heads!" |
| sock-girlie profile - diary |
| comments: "Then he said, "Remember me?" From when? The time I've never seen you before? WTF? And WHO SAYS THAT?? Guys - 98% of women do not enjoy the talking penis, especially when it says stupid shit like that." |
| hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: "My name's Hiss. Remember it, baby, because you'll be screaming it out in an hour or two." |
| niceguymike profile - diary |
| comments: "This is clearly not normal behavior for people who (shudder) probably still have kinky sex. Or maybe it is." |
| blofeld profile - diary |
| comments: "last night's episode opened with her grabbing a fly out of the air, and the look in her eyes was so Mother Bates from Psycho that I almost wet my pants with fear." |
| im2evil4u profile - diary |
| comments: "While Tuvan Throat Music seems extremely cool at first, listening for more then twenty minutes can result in the following side effects: constipation, bloody nose, panic disorder, alcohol dependence and other disorders that may result in one no long |
| smartypants profile - diary |
| comments: "A bunch of white women singing Old MacDonald on a Wednesday morning while their toddlers beat on bongos is not the ideal setting for soul-baring conversation, and really, I'm all right with that." |
| robin-smith profile - diary |
| comments: "Or I could have been a philosopher. This is the Holy Grail of pseudo-careers: the job consists entirely of sitting around and thinking about shit." |
| dinky-creek profile - diary |
| comments: "If I ever buy someone a kitten as a present, I'm not going to put it in a big box with a ribbon around it, I'm just going to tie the actual cat into a big bow." |
| andclint profile - diary |
| comments: "Caller id is wonderful, and I wish someone in New Brunswick would STOP F'ING CALLING ME! And Sears can suck it, too, I will never answer the damn phone for them. They know what they did." |
| juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: "I was fully impressed by my first "internet-friend" and the fact that she didn�t kidnap, drug and dismember me even once." |
| luckystott profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh...no. Sweet, sweet liquor. I simply cannot abandon you." |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: �Look, �I know you're the world's most adorable baby and that you have the qualifications to eventually be the world's most perfect baby. But you're really screwing up your average here by keeping me up all night.� |
| dangerspouse profile - diary |
| comments: �I am not a baseball fan. Haven't been since I was 7 and discovered sports that involve actual physical movement.� |
| sassykk profile - diary |
| comments: �He is about as emotionally available as plastic lawn art. A frozen meat loaf provides more warmth than he does.� |
| rickscafe profile - diary |
| comments: �I passed the time reading out of date magazines, wondering if I would be getting the cold finger probe of Uranus, and looking for any errant prescription drugs on the floor that might have accidentally been dropped.� |
| ayred-out profile - diary |
| comments: �I now have a magazine rack in the bathroom, and things will never be the same. Ahhh, I wonder what the poor people are doing today.� |
| goingloopy profile - diary |
| comments: �I feel slightly guilty. But not really. It's been so long since I had a day without plans, that I forgot how pleasurable being a slug could be.� |
| gumphood profile - diary |
| comments: �There are some things you don�t touch, even with your shoe. One of those things is a dildo you find on the street.� |
| rhidundantx2 profile - diary |
| comments: ��the burgundy larger flower on each pillow MUST be facing up and to the left�otherwise the axis of the Earth will be affected and polar icecaps will melt and stuff.� |
| awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: �Got to see her baby. And her iguana. Hope I don't get their names mixed up. I almost made a joke about "Hey what do you feed your iguana...babies?"� |
| catie-dids profile - diary |
| comments: ��why can't I shake stupid people until their brains are in the right place. This whole world would be better if I were master-shaker!� |
| tmb profile - diary |
| comments: ��I have to draw the line somewhere, and I think I've found that place: I refuse to eat used vegetables from Ebay.� |
| breathtaken1 profile - diary |
| comments: �A raccoon is going to push the bush. (And the beaver is going to shake the lake.)� |
| ms-do profile - diary |
| comments: �And I fear a hairy back is more than I can stand. I can still see it and feel it and its NOT sitting well.� |
| tuckandsophi profile - diary |
| comments: "We are two funny dogs who like to lick things and then kiss humanoids." |
| chaostraffic profile - diary |
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| stayinschool profile - diary |
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| geeked-out profile - diary |
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| wombatcity profile - diary |
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| amomsmusings profile - diary |
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| betchy profile - diary |
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| plume profile - diary |
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| clarity25 profile - diary |
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| ramblin-bill profile - diary |
| comments: quote forthcoming-I really mean it |
| yeahimadork profile - diary |
| comments: quote forthcoming-Soon |
My favorite music: |
| Three Doors Down |
| comments: Brad, will you have my babies? |
| Bon Jovi |
| comments: Purely for nostalgic reasons. Ahh, youth. |
| Ryan Adams |
| comments: Groove-alicious. Have you HEARD Rock N' Roll? |
| Will Hoge |
| comments: Kind of unknown now. But watch out Bruce Springsteen, he's coming after YOU. |
| Nelly |
| comments: Chingy, Twista, Kanye West--all the hip hoppers in the hizzouse. |
My favorite movies: |
| Pearl Harbor |
| comments: Cheesy. I know. But, have you SEEN Josh Hartnett? |
| Castaway |
| comments: Tom Hanks is fab is this movie. Helen Hunt? Not so much. |
| Jaws |
| comments: Scared. To. Even. Take. A. Bath. People. |
| JFK |
| comments: I find anything surrounding JFK very, very interesting. |
| Shawshank Redemption |
| comments: C'mon, you know you love it. |
My favorite authors: |
| Dean Koontz |
| comments: Scary ass subjects, of which, some could possibly come true. See? Scary! |
| Alice Sebold |
| comments: I just finished The Lovely Bones and it was fantastic. |
| Harper Lee |
| comments: To Kill A Mockingbird is my favorite book of all time. |
| Judy Blume |
| comments: What young girl didn't love her? |
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