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from readnglst999 :
Where is clarity25? Recent vacation blog - http://twoshotsoftequila.blogspot.com/ "Eric's" Photobucket account - http://s795.photobucket.com/home/sketchbookshark/index
from tothefloor :
I thought about your last entry this summer. There was much Olympics-watching at the lake. By the way, when I realized there was an American gymnast named Nastia? Yeah, you can imagine.
from danglemyfeet :
Hey you! I'm back =) Missed ya.
from poolagirl :
My sister takes Ambien - and she called me one night after taking it. She was totally WEIRD and she wouldn't shut up! She prattled nonsense to me for almost an hour! I sent her your link so she could read your entry. Amazing, isn't it?
from candoor :
my odd way of comlimenting your diary by saying your are not a tobacco cigar, but some other sort of substance that can be smoked which makes things funnier and more interesting...
from candoor :
purple is not tobacco, that explains it...
from chaosdaily :
well the knee brace and a neck brace should get you some sympathy chocolate on halloween...
from arc-angel666 :
Good Evening Ms Cigar: I have noticed your name amongst some of my friends favs list. Now I'm not a big fan of Cigars, I don't smoke except when forced to on the set, but I wondered what referrence is taken when one sees the Purple Cigar moniker? LOL. I decided to have a look and I am glad I did. What a wonderful find. You are indeed clever but I must admit a little frightening, I read your lost panties entry. Not terribly long ago I was on one of those lost weekends, I remember the beginning, none of the middle and unfortunately I remember awakening to a beautiful wondrous woman next to me dressed only in Strawberry Shortcakes Panties. I crept into the bathroom room to freshen up and when I returned she was gone! As it turned out she was a thief, she had taken my Incredible Hulk Boxers. I was wondering if there's a connection here? Strawberry Shortcake Panties disappearing, then a Strawberry shortcake sighting, then the disappearence of my Hulk Boxers in the same night! But then again it may just be I'm replaying an X-File episode :-) Oh my where are my manners? My name is Michael and I'm pleased to meet you.
from gumphood :
So what you are saying is that Indian people are the devil, and you hate their IT support. j/k. We all know you love those casino owning redskins! (god I'm bad) -- I AM BANNED FROM YOUR COMMENTS! I'm sorry if I offended you!
from andclint :
wishing purple a wonderful b-day
from falo :
Hiya Cigar. That scrotum entry was funny as hell. One of the most compelling parts for me, the first line wherein you describe what you like about a man's body. It automatically sent me on a mental hmmm, what do I notice/like about a woman's body. The wispy hairs around her face, the way her skin looks-it's tone and the way it has a tiny fat content that a man's doesn't, how she looks in a simple t-shirt and pair of jeans, her laugh, so many little things, so much nuance. Interesting, thanks for the mental journey.
from yeahimadork :
Two notes in one day=stalker. Dude. How in the sweet hell have I missed your diary all this time? I usually look for new diaries off my favorites' profiles, so I don't know how I missed it. Oh, yeah I do - I'm a dumbass. Anyhoo, I am adding you to my favorites, because snark and sarcasm rule my world, sister.
from yeahimadork :
Well, hey. I just saw your comment and that you added me to your favorites. Thanks for that! Pimp also advised me to check out your diary, so I will be doing so immediately. Work is for suckers anyway. Also, about your comment on why I have worn out Grease tapes: It's disgusting how many times I have watched that movie. I used to be able to recite the entire movie, that's how bad it was. Also, if you read my diary enough, you'll find my comments are almost always better than my actual entry. My commentors rule.
from niceguymike :
I'm lucky enough to have a couple of the greatest parents in the world, even if it did take me a lot of years to realize it. Thanks for the good wishes!
from betchy :
ooooh theres plenty more where knobtwat came from. cockarse, cockwink, fuckwit, cunt-monkey (although i realsie that could be a bit contraversial), cocktwat.....i could go on forever. please take your pick and use whichever ones you like!
from bluemeany :
Maybe our sinuses can get together and throw a "We hate our bodies" party ... because I know my sinuses hate the rest of my body parts. I've found that the best thing to use is Afrin and Nyquil to sleep, and a punch in the head during the day. If I were you, I'd get 'em taken out.
from niceguymike :
Fine. Display all my disgusting pasttimes for everyone to see.
from tothefloor :
I know! A tiki bar that's not a tiki BAR. Hee. Do they have groovy non-alcoholic drinks - like juicy stuff?
from poolagirl :
Yeah, everybody loves the shit rope. Glad I could be of service. I wonder if that old adage is supposed to be "three shits to the wind" instead of three sheets?
from betchy :
thank you for the comment you left earlier. i keep meaning to read some of your stuff, but it seems i just catch up with everyone and want to start adding new faves, then something happens and i get behing again. if i dont reply to notes or comments please dont think i'm rude. i appreciate them all. really. i do. x
from niceguymike :
Sorry I've taken so long to respond; I read your note at work (where I can't respond because I don't have my DL password), and then forgot before I got home. Anyway, I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to be absent as much as she is, plus I'd be hopelessly behind (as she is). And Boss Man has only fired one person I know of: someone who embezzled from him years ago, and you can hardly ignore that. Otherwise, people can engage in the most egregious misconduct and not be shown the street. He just is really not confrontational.
from tuckandsophi :
Tucker writing here...........What do you mean "bursting my bad-ass bubble?" I am really mean! GRRRRRRR! *smiling and showing teethies* GRRRRRR! Ah, shit! Who am I trying to fool?
from tothefloor :
he ain't nobody - just someone i met out "in da club."
from betchy :
i'm so glad someone else knows that song....no-one else has ever heard of it!!!!
from poolagirl :
YOW! Thanks for the vote! And thanks for the comment from the 'hood. Too funny there, lady.
from gumphood :
why thank you very much. Do you know if I am allowed to tell people that?
from niceguymike :
Well, you could always change your profile page ...
from betchy :
i do indeed like willies. i find they make a nice change from vibrators ;-)
from betchy :
hello, and thanks for adding me. i feel all special now!
from dangerspouse :
So....does that mean your NOT gonna put out? Ah, fleeting fame: you're off the list again. (BTW, make it Hustler and you're ack on.) Yer welcome - and it's well deserved.
from dangerspouse :
D'OH!! Sorry! Listen, a while back I wrote an entry about how D-Land developed a glitch and half my Fave List got erased (apparently it was not confined to me, eiter. Several others wrote to commisurate.) I asked everyone to write me if they saw I hadn't remembered their name to re-instate them. And you never wrote! See? It's YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT! But I forgive you, since I'm hoping you'll put out. Consider yourself back among The Living.
from ms-do :
I'm not sure about the Hero status, i'm really very sooky deep down, that was just the situation, which i'm sure you would do yourself if you had been there. I had already added you to my list of buddies. Thanks for reading, i'll be watching the red line on your appear soon hopefully. love C.
from niceguymike :
I can't say cross-stitch is exactly fun for me right now, because I have some projects with deadlines, and that's not nearly as fun/easy/relaxing as just doing things to force myself into downtime. But it *is* relaxing in a totally consuming sort of way. I don't actually much like the Outback Steakhouse, but it beats cooking, especially if someone else picks up the tab.
from tuckandsophi :
We can help you make a template! All you do is click a few things - and badda bing bing boopidy doop. If poolagirl can do it, anyone can. You can email us and we will send you complete instructions (and also have you copy your current code into a word document in case of error). Think about it. poolagirl@aol.com if you want us to help you out with some UBER purple!
from poolagirl :
You are almost to 100 entries! YAY! Check out the cool purple template I snarfed for my doggie diary - a free one! It's purple! http://tuckandsophi.diaryland.com Just thought you might want to see it.
from breathtaken1 :
Absolutely...good advice for many circumstances...;)
from gumphood :
haha. Thats pretty funny...what i said. Good quote.
from gumphood :
I'm looking forward to my quote Ms. Cigar. It better be good or I'll tell you more about what your son thinks about at night.
from goingloopy :
Thanks for adding me...I did likewise. I laughed my ass off at the present-wrapping thing. Because I'm pretty much the same way...I can KINDA wrap. But my bows & ribbons resemble those of a retarded third grader. Luckily, my best friend LOVES wrapping presents...and likes to wrap mine while making fun of me for sucking at it. :)
from niceguymike :
I didn't mean to; it's just that I got up early, and no one's here to help me with this stuff (the cats are useless for housework), and I didn't feel like playing computer games. Believe me, I don't intend to make this a habit.
from poolagirl :
You are making me blush! *kicking the floor with the edge of my toe* You just say the sweetest things!
from niceguymike :
Is this the good life, or what?
from bitchslap69 :
merry christmas!
from tothefloor :
hi, thanks, i'd be happy to help. i thought you didn't want a new template? well, changing our minds is our perogative. not just britney's and bobby's.
from chaosdaily :
yea sometimes things just arent as good when you finally get to the puter..
from divacowgirl :
Hey I mention the word "sex" to my oldest and he puts his hands over his ears and runs screaming from the room. I haven't figured out if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
from niceguymike :
Well, I'm certainly hoping she'll think "classic" and "heartfelt" rather than "cheap" and "cheesy".
from trinity63 :
Oh my gosh, you are certainly a breath of fresh air:)
from pinkytusk :
Dude.. Me and Kaki out?! What up?! :)
from purple-momma :
Hi! Found you from mom-on-a-roof. Love your writing. You must be a "purple" fan, too?
from danglemyfeet :
Um... hi there!
from dangerspouse :
I'll see you there :)
from poolagirl :
Hope you feel better soon!
from niceguymike :
Yes, that whole paragraph was intended to startle readers from their bourgeois complacency. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
from dangerspouse :
Stop! STOP!!! Don't you DARE vote for ....heeeeeey, wait a minute! YOU'RE USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, AREN'T YOU?? Very funny, missy. You had me going for a minute there. Fine, well just SEE if I send you a dollar after that. Go ahead, try and make me!
from hilseymour :
go to the diary rings directory and its under d. :D
from hilseymour :
hello. I thought I quite liked the sound of you from Mom-on-roof's comments but now I know why - you are a fellow Dean Koontz fan! :D Wanna join my ring? This is in no way an act of self-promotion.
from niceguymike :
Aw, I was just noticing that I was descending into the catty-but-witty (well, sometimes witty) expression that I have come to despise in most of the Seattleites I know. And, of course, to let my friends know that not everything is bad, and some things are, in fact, pretty darn good. But thanks.
from boxx9000 :
mothers AND virgos, BOTH hard to please. YES! (hahahaha)
from fairygodmum :
Hugz n Lub to YOU and Everyone in Your Life PurpleCigarrrr... Sending some angel dust your way .. RIghT AwaY!!! da FairyGodMum
from enondoiel :
Tom Green did manage to marry Drew Barrymore though. But then again, maybe that says more about her than it does about him... Hi, by the way. I like your diary!
from bigpimpinmba :
Purple - Depeche will always hold a place in our hearts. Wiggles songs... I have to go with "Havanu Shalom Alechem" for sheer unexpected laughter factor. Who would have guessed that an old Jewish song could find a place in an Australian children's show. Have you seen the crack-addict Wiggles animation? It's crazy and very scary. I shield my son's eyes from it, but he sits in front of the TV like the girl from Poltergeist when it's on. The new favorite at our house is Peep on TLC. Joan Cusak is the narrator. Doesn't get much better than that. Thanks for being the first person to add me as a favorite! I'm off like a prom dress.
from livingwreck :
Yep, $350 in one month. I can't afford to do that very often....Only three minutes? I've only just got onto the second page by then. I do have a LOT of books to read, you know.
from dangerspouse :
Purp! Thanks for the note at my place regarding leather gifts :) I really appreciate it! YOU'RE low maintenance? C'mon - all high maintenance babes say that. Oh - loved the Bathroom Entry! You left off the fact that chicks spend 18 hours a day, 4 days out of every 28, filling up the bathroom wastebasket though ;)
from hissandtell :
Darling purple: I am trying to catch up on any of your, ahh, back entries I may have missed while I was away - but in the meantime I wanted to thank you for your wonderful notes. Yes, I had heard a little about Blaine - please check out this entry of mine http://hissandtell.diaryland.com/040317_12.html for a little commentary on it that I wrote a couple of months ago, if you're inclined ... Smooch! xxx
from tattodnanny :
no problem. "bobo" is a slang term, I believe southern in origin, meaning generic or off-brand. Thanks for reading!
from moviegrrl :
I am layout diva! Hear me code! Your template problem is you have a crappy DLAND template that doesn't reflect your character. Start with http://www.starttheinsanity.com/design (my design site) to find something that does, there are links to other cool kids there too. Plus I'm currently free layouts diva until July 11th. Plus I fully intend to hang around your archives and read 'em!
from chickpea981 :
I was contemplating put that very phrase on a t-shirt myself. I was rather proud of it when I wrote it down. Thanks for noticing!
from sarahsmells :
Thanks for the nice comment about my layout. It is greatly appreciated! You rock. :)
from dangerspouse :
HAH! "Locks of Love" for dogs - love it!!
from ohswim :
Landscaping....is it worth it? It is pricey. It is a royal pain in the ass while it's going on (especially if you use my guy...whom I may still be killing, btw). But the results have changed me from a "just barely keep up the yard so the neighbors don't complain" to a "work in the yard when ever it's not raining...proud of my yard...people walking by saying nice things" guy. Its a big change for me. I have pride in my place now. Is that worth 10 grand?....it is for me. Thanks for the note and thanks for reading.....Now if you can find an honest landscaper and an honest mechanic....life will be good.....:)
from dangerspouse :
Hey P-C, thanks for stopping by my place and leaving such a nice note! As someone with both testicles AND tires, I'm honored that you chose to read rather than kill/burn me. But liste, I don't want to get you in trouble. Did you ask a man first if it was ok to surf around the Big Bad Web? Well, as long as you got permission Little Miss, then you're always welcome! (Oh, and good luck with the car. Did you try what I always do when my vehicles break down: check to see if there's enough air in the tires? It keeps me busy until my wife shows up and fixes the thing.) Anywhoo, I'm looking forward to checking out your stuff - thanks again!
from themarassa :
Wow, I loved your diary. And I think I'm going to add you. And no, there's not a single thing you can do about it... Have a great day!
from niceguymike :
Oh, well, the first She-Beast actually got her title for several reasons. But the fact is that she is (thankfully) in my past and I ain't gonna worry about her no more. I'll never see the money she owes me, but, hey, I got to write it off my taxes in a year I really needed to. And, well, I'm finally learning to let a few things go, although it's taken me a long damned time to learn it.
from ochweidnit :
Stop! Fashion Police! You're under arrest! I can't look sarge, it's hideous!!! :)
from olive4ever :
Know what you mean. I'm taking a "guilty pleasure break" from work to leave you this note! Often I'll keep a Word doc open in the background and add to it sporadically throughout the workday when I have a moment or two. Helps keep me centered in the midst of the craziness, being able to cathart in a file at almost a moment's notice.
from dinky-creek :
Gee, I dunno about letting you use "turdbasket", what with it being a brainchild of mine and all. May I suggest "clownboat", or perhaps "assbiscuit"? (See? I spelt it the American way for ya)...ah hell, I'm feeling magnanimous. Go ahead and use my turdbasket!
from chaosdaily :
i agree, that is a lot of jimmies and little silver bally things. but they sell other things too, cake pans and spatulas, oven mitts.... their catalog is about 300 pages. so it might take me a while to get through it.....
from dinky-creek :
Hey, don't feel obliged to work me into your entries... I'm just taking you up on a fun challenge you gave me a couple of weeks ago. I'm going to need to think of more ways to go about it. But thanks though - my mum always told me I was "special"... :)
from ohswim :
Whoops, forgot to say....I enjoyed the entry I did get time to read. I will be back.
from ohswim :
Thank you for the kind note. I've only had time to read your last entry because, you guessed it, of work. I just can not understand how people don't understand the priority of Diaryland.
from robin-smith :
You're too kind. Getting paid for this stuff really would be a dream come true. Alas, nobody has expressed an interest in cashing in on the Groovy Decay train to fame and fortune.
from niceguymike :
Well, that was a pretty incredible evening, but I could only make it better with a passing grade on my test this weekend, finally earning my QPA designation, being debt-free and being able to support my parents. *laughing*
from hissandtell :
Really, what you wrote in your last note meant such a lot to me. Honestly. I'd love to toot your horns, too, by the way. You're the best. I can't remember if I've told you lately that I love you. But thanks for, well, you know, hanging in there. Through the bad times and the good. Seriously. I'm not just saying this stuff. It emanates from a deep and mysterious place few people can see, and even fewer have ever touched. You just have that effect on me. You're great. I still love you.
from hissandtell :
You know, I really liked the way you handled that topic in your entry today. It's not the way I would have done it, of course - but for you it was great. Oh, and I love you. Love, R xxx
from dinky-creek :
So we Aussies are supposed to be hard-working huh? I feel as though I'm letting the side down. Could someone cover for me for a moment? I want to check my email.
from niceguymike :
Oh, well, I *am* nicer than most pension geeks. And I often know what I'm doing, too. So send us your plan, baby, and I'll administer it until the cows come home.
from dinky-creek :
Hey Cigar, no problem! Thanks for keepin' it real (that sounds so wrong coming out of me). Yeah, the mudflaps thing is true - I'm technically a designer of sorts, but that's not as worthy fodder for poking fun at. Cheerio!
from gumphood :
thanks for the add man. I hope you enjoy. Or rather. I hope I don't dissapoint you.
from robin-smith :
You had me at "Suck dirt, shithead."
from hissandtell :
Oh, I'm glad you enjoy my notes - I love leaving them! A stone is 14 pounds - we actually only use kilograms here now, but in those days we used both (and I didn't think you'd have a hope with kgs, but I didn't realise that 'stone' was out too!) And The Wiggles are big - they were HUGE a couple of years ago - but I think they're OS a lot these days so the home crowds don't get to see as much of them as we once did. One of them got married recently and there was a big deal about it in magazines - how funny. I wondered if they'd gone on the honeymoon in the Big Red Car with tin cans tied behind it...Love, R xxx
from mom-on-roof :
Gaaah! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! Thanks so much for your notes, that's high praise coming from you, I mean that.
from niceguymike :
Thanks for your kind words. I called for my dad this morning, but he was feeling too badly to talk; I talked for a while with my mom instead. Dad is apparently feeling a lot of anxiety; not surprising, since he is having trouble breathing, and has blood clots in his lungs. I will be calling later today, in hopes that they'll at least appreciate the contact.
from poolagirl :
You are such a sweetie!
from so-charming :
I'm reading your archives and I have to tell you that anesthesiologist that shot me up when I had my kid was the best looking man I ever saw. It wouldn't have mattered what he looked like, seeing him standing there with that glorious syringe full of heaven, I loved him like I've never loved anyone before or since.
from captainron :
Thanks for stopping by and signing in :-) No you can't go tanning more than once in a day, but every day is fine of you don't burn. Last year when we went on our cruise, I was so dark that this little girl in Sann Juan started speaking spanish to me only to be disappointed to fine out I was from Rhode Island.
from poolagirl :
You are so sweet! I made you a FAVE!
from niceguymike :
*laughing* Thank you for the mention. I added you to my favorites (finally), so I'll know when you change anything. Thanks for letting me vent. I don't need to do it all that often, but today was a little over the top.
from hissandtell :
I'm still laughing over this entry! I pray you never, never stab me. Well, it sounds as if the poo cloud is well and truly floating around out there, spreading the joy...who knows who'll be dumped on next? Love, R xxx
from niceguymike :
Heh. Glad you enjoyed the "poo cloud" concept as much as I did. You're welcome to it; it's all public domain.
from hissandtell :
Actually, I've noticed that everything that Australian men say sounds incredibly pornographic, even the most innocent requests (or maybe it's just me). Once I was going to the supermarket and a boy I lived with asked me to buy him a bucket - my knees just about buckled then and there. See what I mean?
from hissandtell :
Hello, darling! Thanks so much for adding me to your list. I read all your older entries and enjoyed them very much. I hope you like notes! Love, R xxx
from niceguymike :
Thanks for adding me! I suppose this will be another thing I now owe Hissy. I haven't had a chance to read more than a couple of entries of yours, but the casino trip was too funny! Hope to have more time to night to peruse your diary.
from sanetwin :
Thanks for adding me :) Hope to see you around. Heh, Okay so you can't see someone on diaryland but you know what I mean.
from poolagirl :
Welcome aboard and hold on to your hat! This Diaryland stuff can be a really wild ride!
from poolagirl :
Hey! Good stuff! Found you through the roof-dweller. Yes, I too have met the devil. I worked for her. At a church. She was a MINISTER! She fired me! I danced with joy.
from mom-on-roof :
Hi NEW BUDDY!!!! I have added you to my faves too, because, quite frankly, you crack my shit up! Keep writing!

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