I have a potty mouth, a smart ass, and a mostly functioning brain.

I am not a writer, although at various times in my life people have suggested I try it. Lacking skill and inspiration, this is about as close as I will probably ever get to actually writing SOMETHING.

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My favorite music:

Depeche Mode
comments: The Smiths, The Clash, Blondie, New Order, Queen, The Specials, Radiohead, The Roots,Duran Duran, Siouxsie, The Cure
Morrissey
comments: U2, David Gray, Portishead, Tool, Bjork, Joy Division, No Doubt, Counting Crows, Tori Amos, Dixie Chicks
Erasure
comments: Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Sarah McLachlan, Patsy Kline, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Franz Ferdinand,
Garbage
comments: Madonna, Annie Lennox, Prince, Echo, Missy Eliott, Outkast. Eminem, Beastie Boys, English Beat, Bob Marley, Interpol, The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Damien Rice
comments: The Beatles, Violent Femmes, Miles Davis, Elton John, Pulp, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday,

My favorite movies:

The Godfather
comments: Casino, Goodfellas, Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club
The Godfather II
comments: Amelie, American Beauty, Big Lebowski, Any Coen Bros. Movie
Raising Arizona
comments: Like Water For Chocolate, Boogie Nights, Rushmore, Magnolia,
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
comments: Breakfast At Tiffany's, Best in Show, Waiting For Guffman, This is Spinal Tap,Gone With The Wind, Grease, Saturday Night Fever
Blazing Saddles
comments: Caddyshack, Animal House, Old School, Office Space, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Ferris Bueller

My favorite authors:

David Sedaris
Brett Easton Ellis
Jane Austen
Dorothy Parker

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