PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. - Groucho

I am not a lesbian, I eat red meat, and I DO NOT cut my skin with sharp objects.

I know, I'm totally abnormal.

I never had a barbie doll as a kid, when I asked for one for Christmas I received a Captian and Tennille doll set instead.

Perhaps, that is where it all went wrong.

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My favorite music:

Slayer
Rage against the Machine
Soundgarden
Audioslave
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My favorite movies:

Office Space
comments: "No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."
Stir Crazy
comments: "We tried to teach him Charades! He Didnt Get it! He just didnt get it! "
Saturday Night Fever
comments: "Sometimes you don't have to kill yourself in order to kill yourself. "
Big Night
comments: "Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone."
Waking Ned Devine
comments: "There'll be cursing in heaven tonight, Ned Devine."

My favorite authors:

Stephen King
Anne Tyler
Tim O'Brien
Charles Bukowski

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