the amazing adventures of boofka and her bottom
boofka: mother,painter,illustrator,cook,gardener,builder,dancer,pseudo philosopher,pretend doctor,impatient patient,wicked ex-stepmother,fashion consultant,potential circus freak, professional bather,rockstar by association,slaughterer of the english language,ex cult leader,queen of australia,complete liar and diarist
 My favorite diaries: |
| girls-suck profile - diary |
| comments: "If my relationships were a video game, Level 1 would be "Friends", Level 3 would be "Lovers", and Level 2 would be the one where the big octopus keeps killing me." |
| groundhogday profile - diary |
| comments: "I don't want guys to call me honey, pumpkin, or sugar. I want them to call me yogurt.".. you will laugh so hard non-dairy products will spurt out your nose |
| nondescript profile - diary |
| comments: "what's this "gold member" thing? isn't that a james bond porno?" |
| fancyfinn profile - diary |
| comments: " Look- I've been a professional songwriter for 2 minutes and already all i care about is the money!!" she's my best friend...love her to betsies |
| guildenstern profile - diary |
| comments: '' I would like Other People more if I didn't like myself so much."....brain strainingly brilliant...this is the diary i have been looking for my whole diaryland life |
| blu-iguana profile - diary |
| comments: beautifully brilliant......and she's got a purdy mouf |
| sapphosays profile - diary |
| comments: i want to paint her and her template{before she changed it to jesus.. |
| castigada profile - diary |
| comments: muy goodness! |
| tower profile - diary |
| comments: it is slithy AND tovey |
| heckafresh profile - diary |
| comments: "guillotines"...what more could a queen want? |
| labeled-girl profile - diary |
| comments: she gets nightmares if she wears pants |
| dirtylinda profile - diary |
| comments: "and besides,they also have the burden of being white and having grown up in the suburbs. that shit hurts" |
| shutupmom profile - diary |
| comments: "OH AND ANOTHER NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LET A BI-POLAR SCHIZOPHRENIC ALZHIEMERS PATIENT MAKE THE DECISION THAT HE IS ABLE TO USE A STEAK KNIFE."..she has more fun than anyone... she draws eyebrows on her cat. |
| drhead profile - diary |
| comments: "3. Realizing that I had not actually disturbed the fabric of space-time and left myself stranded in the same 10 seconds repeating themselves over and over again, but that I was on drugs. |
| fu-fu profile - diary |
| comments: "The advances in cat litter technology excite me. " |
| monkeyrobot profile - diary |
| comments: "A voice whispers: Please... " |
| accordingly profile - diary |
| comments: "We have worked hard to improve the standards of Diaryland. Now it must be destroyed. " |
| meenabell profile - diary |
| comments: " I'm not ALWAYS fun-and-games and losing eyeballs. " |
| explodingboy profile - diary |
| comments: " look at the stars.... go out and look at the stars!".. not only a boundary breaking diary.. but there's wuthering hieghts recitals too.. |
| allumeuse profile - diary |
| comments: stop speaking french already! |
| ann-frank profile - diary |
| comments: " 6. Steve Winwood. Who let that happen?" |
| meism profile - diary |
| comments: there is much beauty here |
| smartypants profile - diary |
| comments: "if I see any more books about the "heroic" adventures of one more wealthy fuckhead who almost gets himself killed on Everest, I will set myself on fire like a goddamned Buddhist monk" |
| realjesus profile - diary |
| comments: "we got kicked out of caesar's too, but not before i was able to really give a few of those roman guards a piece of my mind"i shoulda put you here ages ago..love you too jesus! |
| genghis-jon profile - diary |
| comments: "you're a nipple".. ..enjoyably offensive |
| caudelac profile - diary |
| comments: "ren� is a major event in the jazz vocal ranks......... I'd rather be a banking holiday..."...the diary of a dead nazi |
| jinkguo profile - diary |
| officeass profile - diary |
| ivil profile - diary |
| how-i-lie profile - diary |
| ctran profile - diary |
| doublegemini profile - diary |
| escribi profile - diary |
| bucolic profile - diary |
| dailycarrot profile - diary |
| smoog profile - diary |
| comments: i do like her brain...even though its been tampered with |
| quoted profile - diary |
| hangover profile - diary |
| comments: he likes The Who....but still its a good read |
| not-a-finger profile - diary |
| happyascrap profile - diary |
| comments: "but sometimes an attraction to someone is like buying the umpteenth reissue of a Bowie album. It's the same damn thing you've heard before, only with prettier packaging and a more irritating price tag." |
| zuleika profile - diary |
| pablo profile - diary |
| comments: "My name is Paul, and I am an anti-dentite. " |
| spanklin profile - diary |
| hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: only read one entry and love it already... a funny aus lass |
| juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: the american guy in love with the australian girl |
| im2evil4u profile - diary |
| artisthussy profile - diary |
| comments: mows barefoot... thats good enough for me |
| explodingxtr profile - diary |
| reynedecoupe profile - diary |
| comments: the australian girl in love with the american guy |
My favorite music: |
| nick cave |
| tom waites |
| comments: "the piano has been drinkin, my necktie is asleep" |
| bach |
| comments: solo concerto for cello |
| bjork |
| comments: "the irritating noises of dinosours" |
| what? |
| comments: i can only add 5? but what about kate bush,roberta flack,frankie yankovic,pentangle,buddy holly, dusty,cruel sea,malcom mclaren, FAncy! and many many more! |
My favorite movies: |
| rozencratnz and guildenstern are dead |
| comments: "i dont believe in england... conspiracy of cartographers" |
| monty python and the holy grail |
| comments: "an african or a european swallow?" |
| rocky horror picture show |
| comments: "shiver with antici..............................................................................pation" |
| casablanca |
| comments: "heres lookin at you kid" |
| babettes feast |
| comments: beautiful....makes like water for chocolate look like disney...and no room for bambi meets godzilla! the marx brothers! charlie chaplin! |
My favorite authors: |
| spike milligan |
| comments: "i thought i saw jesus on a tram/i said are you jesus/ he said yes i am"...i love this man with all my being |
| tom robbins |
| comments: with titles like "fierce invalids home from hot climates" what more could a girl want |
| kurt vonnegut |
| comments: "the world can be bought with yen or fellatio"he can be brilliant...beautiful..horrifying..and hilarious all in one sentence |
| terry pratchett |
| comments: "quaffing is like sipping, only you spill more"i read him in the bath.. thank god he wrote tons of books cause i bathe a LOT |
| jeanete winterson |
| comments: aldous huxely.....richard brautigan |
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