I chose this shot of myself because you can really make out my youthful glow. Yet just look at those dark circles under my eyes. You'd be exhausted too if 100,000,000 spermatozoa kept nipping your ass.
My favorite diaries: |
biensoul profile - diary |
comments: Yet another poor soul suckered into the +$200 haircut. Pity her. Then stroke her coif and tell her how shiny it is. |
bluemeany profile - diary |
comments: She's cute, she's in uniform, and she's snarky. I would totally do her when she gets back from Iraq. |
cuppajoe profile - diary |
comments: He's one of my few remaining links to Toronto. Oh, the yearning. He's also going to save the world. Really. He's like the Ghandi of Canada, only with a camera and a bike instead of a toga and a serious weight problem. |
haloaskew profile - diary |
comments: Because I suspect she also has a "get ready in five minutes and yet still manage to look semi presentable because you slept through your alarm" region in her brain that's about 10 times average size. |
heidiann profile - diary |
comments: Because anyone named "Heidi" has my deepest sympathies - as well as my vote that it be changed to "Desiree." |
hissandtell profile - diary |
comments: She has a leopard-skin refrigerator door after having torn off the original in a fit of orgasmic kitchen passion. What's not to like? |
juddhole profile - diary |
comments: He's Superman. Really. Yes, Superman wears a kilt. |
ann-frank profile - diary |
groovy-decay profile - diary |
kungfukitten profile - diary |
comments: Because I wrote her a lust haiku. |
luvabeans profile - diary |
comments: Because she understands the male need for ceremonial shits. |
madamepierce profile - diary |
comments: Because she understands that all male office workers are clones of Carson Daly. |
marn profile - diary |
comments: It was fate that I first visited her on the same day I write about the Anti-Stress Boob. |
not-a-finger profile - diary |
comments: She's young, pretty, hilarious, and a skilled writer. Feel free to hate her guts. |
porktornado profile - diary |
comments: We timeshare a frontal lobe. |
chickie-legs profile - diary |
reynedecoupe profile - diary |
comments: The Wifehole. |
smartypants profile - diary |
comments: Another person captivated by the gutsy independence of old naked guys in public. Maybe we should start a club. |
fuzzy-grey profile - diary |
twelvebeer profile - diary |
comments: I'm Canadian. A name like "twelvebeer" is irresistable to me. |
unclebob profile - diary |
comments: The emperor of silly bits. |
weetabix profile - diary |
comments: I have the same fat fairy, in ceramic, dangling from my kitchen doorway. I feel a bond. |
My favorite music: |
Etta James |
comments: Oh baby. |
Bonnie Raitt |
comments: She was at her best well before "Nick of Time" was released. Her live cover of "Angel of Montgomery" with John Prine is fabulous. |
Norah Jones |
comments: Smooth and in control, not something most young female vocalists can stake claim to. |
Ani Difranco |
comments: No point sticking her into any category. She only fits into a category of one - herself. |
and so many more |
comments: Who gets the last slot? Mozart or Otis Redding? How about Fleetwood Mac, Aretha Franklin, Ricki Lee Jones, Vivaldi, Rufus Wainwright, Sheryl Crow, Indigo Girls, the silliness of Nilsson and Moxy Fr�vous, and so on? I just can't do it. |
My favorite movies: |
Time Bandits |
comments: Finally, a movie that thinks like I do. |
The Princess Bride |
comments: Probably my favourite adaptation of a novel, and almost equally as hilarious. |
The Sweet Hereafter |
comments: Atom Egoyan at his best |
Lawrence of Arabia |
comments: Proof that there's no time limit on excellence. |
Bound |
comments: Witty film noir fluff at its finest. |
My favorite authors: |
Timothy Findley |
comments: I could list authors galore, but this is a perfect place to spread the word about a fine author who sadly is no longer with us. "Headhunter" and "Not Wanted on the Voyage" are only two of many favourites. |
Douglas Adams / Tom Robbins / Kurt Vonnegut |
comments: Cynical silliness, straight, drunk, or stoned. You choose. |
Ann-Marie Macdonald |
comments: An actress cum playwright cum author of a favourite novel, "Fall On Your Knees". |
Seamus Heaney |
comments: Frankly, one of the few contemporary poets worth reading |
Dorianne Laux |
comments: Another one of those few |
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