You Can Call Me Orycteropus


That's not etiquette. That's you being an asshole.

My favorite diaries:

pop-trash profile - diary
comments: My quote diary with OOMM
unfukd profile - diary
comments: A group diary I belong to.
oomm profile - diary
comments: " I get this same spam every day. The subject line is: FASTES ERECTUS because if it's in psuedo latin you know it's good."
bluemeany profile - diary
comments: "Even though she was on my side, I still had to fight off the urge to offer her some sunglasses. You know, to protect her eyes from that BLINDING FLASH OF THE OBVIOUS."
tuff517 profile - diary
comments: "When I grow up I want to be Sydney Bristow. Or maybe Richard Simmons."
vickithecute profile - diary
dukkha-tanha profile - diary
gumphood profile - diary
comments: "seriously Mt. Dew, you are lucky we drink a yellow drink that kinda tastes like wet feet."
warcrygirl profile - diary
pissymystic profile - diary
comments: "Hello, Mr. Rotator Cuff. So nice to meet you, but need you scream so loudly?"
suspiriagirl profile - diary
anonymous69 profile - diary
headbeater profile - diary
comments: My pretend Australian step-daughter. Love her and her wild emotions. She also has great taste in music and takes amazing pictures.
notanias profile - diary
comments: "i made my nephew late for rehab because i took medication that wasn't mine and for a purpose for which it wasn't intended. i am a pitiful excuse for a responsible adult."
science-girl profile - diary
starzero profile - diary
comments: I think I really like it when he says mean things to me.
barank profile - diary
caffeinegeek profile - diary
soursaurus profile - diary
comments: "and last night i came home to find my very coveted life size paper mache zebra with a broken ear and a steak knife sticking from her side."
less-than3 profile - diary
veralynn profile - diary
comments: "And there, with a car full of balloons, it dawned on me that itís just wrong that latex is the smell of party balloons, condoms and dental/medical visits. That's got to do some serious damage to the synapses."
virlomi profile - diary
luvfootie profile - diary
affiliate19 profile - diary
purplecigar profile - diary
comments: " I swear one of these days I want to turn around and say, 'I was saying how sorry I was to hear of your most recent genital herpes outbreak.' Seriously"
scarlet-tear profile - diary
golfwidow profile - diary
biodtl profile - diary
cloudscapes profile - diary
comments: "I love being sick, broke, unemployed, single, bored and furious. Don't you?"
pansycline profile - diary
comments: why should I keep loving you when I know that your not true? And why should I call your name when you're to blame for making me blue.
drew1986 profile - diary
comments: "I will not work with food in a fast food or restaurant capacity. Cleaning up after people's mess is disgusting." Me either. I can't even do dishes after family members. Horrible fear.
chickpea981 profile - diary
sparkspark profile - diary
comments: "And so to any of you who might be entertaining expectations that you feel I should meet to earn your approval, I will say: Fuck off." There must be a mistake, She is way too funny to want to read me
czarandom profile - diary
thunderdave profile - diary
comments: "I can't remember what I ate for dinner last night, but I can read about what I had for dinner three years ago and how I felt later on"
bedperson profile - diary
egoslap profile - diary
chakra-chick profile - diary
invisibledon profile - diary
darkenedhell profile - diary
sunshine0221 profile - diary
anainsight profile - diary
beckers-j profile - diary
krugerpak007 profile - diary
nynaeve16 profile - diary
randh profile - diary
comments: Vive le Revolution
candoor profile - diary
pinkbowshoe profile - diary
goldieknox03 profile - diary
daath profile - diary
comments: Probably...no yes
bluelucy profile - diary
badbadzoot profile - diary
yelayna profile - diary
comments: Makes killer mix CDs and has become a Ninja Pirate.
facepunch profile - diary
supermom3604 profile - diary

My favorite music:

Bowling For Soup
comments: Saves the Day, Goldfinger, Bad Religion, Green Day, Old 97's, The Cure, Duran Duran, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Journey, The Killers, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla
Jolly Garogers
comments: Pirate band....need I say more?
Fischerspooner
comments: Tool, Orgy, Sneaker Pimps, Hooverphonic, Malice Mizer, Gackt, Spin Doctors, Spoon, Ween, Poe
AFI
comments: Praga Khan, Butthole Surfers, KMFDM, The Hives, Say Hi To your Mom, Toadies, V.A.S.T., Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Radiohead
comments: Stereo Total, Moxy Fruvous,They Might Be Giants (Geek Rock is the best), Interpol, Jem, O-zone, VNV Nation, Tiger Army,

My favorite movies:

The Goonies
A Clockwork Orange
Harry Potter
comments: I never think about what it would be like to go to school with Harry and Ron, or the wonderful adventures we might share. I know nothing about the Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Sid and Nancy
Rocky Horror Picture Show

My favorite authors:

J.K. Rowling
comments: Damn you J.K. ...DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Charlotte Bronte
comments: Jane Eyre...being my favorite book
Gore
comments: Any books on dead bodies, mummies, serial Killas. I <3 them all.
British History
comments: Pretty much anything about.
David Sedaris

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last updated: 2014-01-10 18:26:26
this user's total entries: 404
user since: 2004-01-19

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